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PostSubject: Sophiee teh avengar   Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:42 pm

This is such an obvious troll, it almost isn't worth the effort. But my snark skills are a bit rusty, so I thought I could use the practice.

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Sophiee is made into an avengerr by nick furry 1 dai. she goes to shield nd meets lawts of ppl. But ther is one person who she finks is rlly hawt and liks a lawt. then lawts of allens attck teh earth nd it tis Sophiee's job 2 protect every1. NO FLAMES PLZ, MA FRIST FICCY.

So it's a Sue in the Avengers fandom. Nothing special there. Except the bad spelling.

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AN: Hi guyys, so dis is mah frist ficcay so plz be nicee Smile

"Be nice", of course, means "shower this piece of crap with all the praise you can think of."

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Ma namee is Sophiee, I luv 1D, ZOMGHarry Styless get in mah bed, I haz long blunde hair nd dazzlineg blue eyeis tht change culurr when i wnt tem 2.


Color-changing eyes? Check.
Unnecessary description? Check.
Obvious self-insert? Checkaroonie.

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dai i waz walkin hom 2 ma house, but i wasnt walkin, i was runnin cause Im a relly fast runnneer and i alwas hve been, ma mumm said tht i must hve sum special pwer cause noonee can run dat fast, lol.


I don't know about that. I can think of at least three people in the Marvel Universe with speed powers. Unoriginal power? Check.

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i wnt to ma hoes and i saw DA agnt guuyy he was dreessesd in blck he sAID:
SOPHIEE , I AMMM NICKK FURRY, CAN U LYKE JIOM DA VENGERS?
i was lyke 'Lol, okei. But r dere hawt guys dere?1!10" i sayd nick furry said 'o der r luts of hawtguis der'
i sayd 'lol, k lets goo."


Random caps lock? Check.
Recruiting a teenager who has no obvious qualifications (other than being a "relly fast runnneer")? Check.
Excuse me a second while I laugh my ass off at "Nick Furry".

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We wnt 2 da sheild place nd i was made an avenger :o0


You know, it's one of my pet peeves that almost no one on ff.net can spell SHIELD correctly. I swear to God, if I see "SHEILD" one more time . . .

Ahem. Yes, back to the fic.

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So i ws drinkin' ma coffeeeee

Which explains a lot.

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when da hawt guy walkeded in and lookd at me, I gave him a flrity smil, 'hi , im sophiee, wats ur namee?' a asked, playin wiv ma hair hawtly

"ma nam isss..."

2BCONT.


OH NOES TEH CLIFF HANGAR!!!!111

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"...TONY STRAK1!" "OMG UR TONY STARK!"
"WANNA HAVE SEX?"
EFF TO DA YEH!

Look, I know Tony's a playboy (genius billionaire, etc.), but would he really jump into bed with someone he just met five seconds ago?

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IT WASSS SOOOOOOOOOO GREAT!
TONY IS SOO HAWT!"

By the way, they haven't adjourned to a bedroom. Apparently they've "sagged" on the kitchen floor.

Enter the evil Pepper Potts, who of course has to be unjustly bitchified so that SophieSue can be with her twu wuv.

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saw dis gurl wid gingery blonde ahir givin me looks.
I put me middl finger up at her!
She was all like: TONY I THOUGHT I WAS FOREVSYOURS?!11 sHE STARDED SINGING BABY BY jUSTIN bIEBER! ( HOO IS MINE:)
DEN HE SLAPPED HER!

Bitch fight!

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TOLD TONY I DIDNT WANNA BE WID HIM TOO MUCH DRAMA!1111111111111111111!111 sO DEN I STORMED OUT OF DA PLACE AND TONY WAS CREYIN.
I WENT TO PUNCH SOME PUNCHY BAGS.

2BCONTIUENED.


This time she didn't bother asking for reviews. Just as well, since they're all negative. Oddly enough, they all (but one) seem to be taking her seriously:

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boiled eggs 1/12/13 . chapter 1
sorry sweetie, but I can't say this is a good fic. the point of fanfiction is to make a story, and sadly, this just didn't quite make it.

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I'm sure you have great ideas, and I encourage you to keep writing!

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chipfairy 1/12/13 . chapter 1
Not trying to be rude or flame but this fic needs lots of help, first off every other word in this fic is spelled wrong, (and every word in the title is spelled wrong because I don't think Sophie is spelled with two e's), you ever heard of the phrase check it before you wreck it, it really applies to spell check for this fic.

Second you are using a Mary Sue, if you don't know what that is google it.

Third since I guess English it not your first language, you are trying to write this fic like a text message, not a story, it really hurts the brain to read it (not to be rude, but I did not even get past the summery let alone actually read more then the last two sentences, also if you need help with the spelling or grammar (like capital letters) try getting someone to read this story before you post it, and have them edit it I'm sure with these hints you will do much better


I guess their troll-spotting isn't as good as ours. There's no way the author wrote this as anything but a trollfic.
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PostSubject: Re: Sophiee teh avengar   Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:08 am

Why do people bother writing intentionally bad stories like this? It's been done before. It might have been funny the first few times, but the joke is wearing thin now.

Actually scratch that. I do know why people bother - the most famous fanfics around aren't ones that are really good, but are the likes of Legolas By Laura and My Immortal. Sad, really, but that's life, I guess. It's not limited to fanfiction either.
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PostSubject: Re: Sophiee teh avengar   Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:10 am

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Why do people bother writing intentionally bad stories like this? It's been done before. It might have been funny the first few times, but the joke is wearing thin now.

Wearing thin for you, but there's always new people turning 9 and joining fanfiction.net! They've never seen it before.
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PostSubject: Re: Sophiee teh avengar   Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:40 pm

Also they are really easy to write.
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PostSubject: Re: Sophiee teh avengar   Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:18 pm

Story Not Found now. Darn it!
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PostSubject: Re: Sophiee teh avengar   Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:47 pm

I say good riddance to bad rubbish.
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PostSubject: Re: Sophiee teh avengar   Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:01 pm

I must admit I got a bit of a smirk out of "nick furry" but yeah, it's clearly a My Immortal knockoff, and a poor one at that.
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PostSubject: Re: Sophiee teh avengar   Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:06 pm

EileenK98 wrote:
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"...TONY STRAK1!" "OMG UR TONY STARK!"
"WANNA HAVE SEX?"
EFF TO DA YEH!

Look, I know Tony's a playboy (genius billionaire, etc.), but would he really jump into bed with someone he just met five seconds ago?[

Pre-shiny chest bauble Tony would. Not this particular annoying someone, unless he was particularly drunk.
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PostSubject: Re: Sophiee teh avengar   Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:25 pm

I don't know if [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] is the same person under another name, but it's just as trollarific.

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One day Captin Amareka was an war. Those bad guys are eval and must be stop befor they hurt

freedom, sad Captin.

Spelling just as bad, if not worse.

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the Soviet Nazi Dynastly led bi Mohammad al Kiba and his butt budy Kim

Jong II wer mountaing a FULL SCALE ATTACK on freedom.

Hands up, all those who can find one thing right with this sentence.

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I cant let them hurt the freedom

becuz freedom is my frend and they are not my frend becuz they are not freedom, Captin Amareka

yelled at the top of lungs.

This is beginning to feel like "Half-Life: Full Life Consequences", the Marvel edition.

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Hotashi macaron zabadoshi shintamean (he beleaves in the freedom, we

must kill him to death), Kim Jong II sad in chinese.

I'm pretty sure that's not Chinese. Not that Kim Jong Un (author is obviously unaware that Kim Jong Il is dead) would be speaking Chinese anyway, as he's Korean.

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Kwik send in the Homo-Corps, Moomahad

sad. Dont ask dont tell, said the Captan befor shield bashings the fogz.

Gay-bashing? For shame!

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The freedom may won now but we will win war,

sad Moogamash. Freedom will alwalys win becuz freedom is good and evurything thats not

freedom is bad and therefor my enemy, sad Capton Amareka as he stood top the corpsees of the

Homo-Corp.

Yeah, you can just see him, can't you?

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What will happen next in the war for freedom? Will Holk, Thore or Eyern Man get involved? Find

out next time.

Next time? Oh, dear God, no!

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But in truth he

was not Bill Nye or Homo, it was Bruce Baner. He lived alone

becuz he no want Holk to hurt people and there freedom.

Okay, that's . . . vaguely canon.

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Next to him was big hairy monster. What is rong Bruce, sad

Gruffalo. Its nothing Gruffalo, sad Bruce Baner.

Whah?

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Ever since Loki got beated things are good but day

after yest I felt freedom in danger, sad Bruce.

When did he get psychic powers? Did I miss something?

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While

walking down the rode he saw a member of the tallyband and a

chinese guy talking about how freedom was bad. This made

Bruce angry so he got all big and green and becum Holk.

Holk smash, yelled Holk who was angry. Shinto kamiikaze motorbike

(Oh no it is Holk run Mamashed), said the chinese guy. They both ran

away really faster. If Holk follow Holk will find freedumb haters, Holk rored and folloed.

That's all for now, but this is the part in the summary that worries me:

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Adventure/Romance - Captain America/Steve R. & Iron Man/Tony S.

Not that there aren't a million of those, but I hate to see this author's take on it.
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PostSubject: Re: Sophiee teh avengar   Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:14 pm

Wow. There is NOT enough Percocet on the planet to get rid of the headache I got trying to read those.
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PostSubject: Re: Sophiee teh avengar   Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:22 am

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It was a particularly day in assguard.

Not particularly anything, just particularly a day.

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The to

create a portal and went to earth. Thar they saw a chinese man

talking to son. Wingardium Averra Asio (You are ownlee hop kim

jong un so prevent freedom from spred), sad kim jong II. Tickle

tickle nipple nipple (okay father sensay), un sad in japanese.


I'm getting really tired of this pseudo-language babble. Come on, Troll, you're not even trying now.

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Lets go teem up

with your frends before fite, sad Lokey. Kay sad Thore and they left

to go find Captin.


"Yeah, never mind that I tried to kill them. We fight for FREEDOM!"

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Will the for of them evar meat up? And wut aboot Eyern Man.

Please don't drag him into this.
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PostSubject: Re: Sophiee teh avengar   Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:24 pm

Actually I like the second one lots better, the first one was not funny at all, and the author made the spelling way too bad, this one has better spelling and is funner.

But one joke I will make:The time that Hulk got mad because their where talking about freedom is bad, and then he turned into the hulk, so most fanfic writers forgot that not only had Bruce had a better hold on the Hulk, but never turned into the Hulk every time he got angry, a whole lot more harm would have happened, Internet shut down? Hulk smash, missed the new episode of his favorite t.v show? Hulk Smash, dropped his phone? Hulk smash.
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PostSubject: Re: Sophiee teh avengar   Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:10 am

EileenK98 wrote:


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TOLD TONY I DIDNT WANNA BE WID HIM TOO MUCH DRAMA!1111111111111111111!111 sO DEN I STORMED OUT OF DA PLACE AND TONY WAS CREYIN.

Creyin?!

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PostSubject: Re: Sophiee teh avengar   Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:49 pm

hottienanako20 wrote:
Wow. There is NOT enough Percocet on the planet to get rid of the headache I got trying to read those.

Maybe you should try Aleve.  Wink 
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PostSubject: Re: Sophiee teh avengar   Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:03 pm

There isn't enough drugs or alcohol...although for Science, I'm sure we can get volunteers!   
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