Man shoots girlfriend for not taking zombies seriously

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An argument over the likelihood of a zombie apocalypse becoming a reality ended with a woman getting shot in the back by her boyfriend.

You dickwit, you're supposed to shoot the zombies, not your repopulation partner.

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"He feels strongly about the possibility that some military mishap could occur. She thinks it's ridiculous," Cote told reporters. "She was not taking him seriously or taking the show as seriously as he does."

TV is srs bzns, k?

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However, Gurman, who greeted her with a .22 caliber assault rifle, refused her efforts to defuse the situation, and as soon as she entered the apartment, Gurman shot her in the back.

"Her injuries are a shattered rib, a pierced lung, a pierced diaphragm and she is in serious, but stable condition," Cote said, noting that Gurman drove Gelderman to the hospital himself.

Dude. DUDE. Save the murderous rage for the zombies, don't turn on your girlfriend.

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Police arrested Gurman at the hospital and charged him with attempted second-degree murder.

Nice job breaking it, hero.

Seriously, this guy is a great argument for gun control. A total lack of common sense, impulse control and anger management. He doesn't deserve to have a gun, he doesn't deserve to have a girlfriend and he definitely doesn't deserve to avoid becoming zombie chow.

xerrofoot wrote:

You dickwit, you're supposed to shoot the zombies, not your repopulation partner.

And Wulf comes down on your head for this in 6... 5... 4... 3...

Wow. Couldn't they just have gone on Judge John Hodgman?

xerrofoot wrote:

Dude. DUDE. Save the murderous rage for the zombies, don't turn on your girlfriend.

Yeah just threaten to rape her that'll keep the bitch in line amirite

TheIan wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

You dickwit, you're supposed to shoot the zombies, not your repopulation partner.

And Wulf comes down on your head for this in 6... 5... 4... 3...

Er. Why? This kind of makes sense to me.

For using the goddamn countdown joke 6 years after it's been done to death?

Jay/Cris wrote:

TheIan wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

You dickwit, you're supposed to shoot the zombies, not your repopulation partner.

And Wulf comes down on your head for this in 6... 5... 4... 3...

Er. Why? This kind of makes sense to me.

Strangly enough... Jay's right, it DOES sorta make sense, in a twisted and sick way if you think about it. Granted the dude should be shot or have his hands cut off for being able to hold stupid, but hey.

Guys, guys...

She would have been the first to go when the zombies come. Even if she didn't immediately die, she'd have been a weak link. This is for the best.

Don't be so defeatist, Mikey.

Well for sure she'll take horrible death seriously NOW.

xerrofoot wrote:

Don't be so defeatist, Mikey.

It's not defeatist, it's avoiding being stuck with Lori when The Walking Dead happens.