The perfect antidote to your collective woes

Hi everyone,

I've been reading through some of your shit and was highly dismayed to hear that you people have had to trudge through so many shitty stories trying to find something good. Never fear, I have a solution! I've begun writing a brill story the other day and it's really coming along, could you believe? Two whole chapters so far! Yep, you heard me, but unfortunately I have yet to receive a single review for it on fan-fiction.net and it breaks my heart. But you can mend my broken heart by clucking on this link and reading my story!

...fanfiction.net/s/8684401/1/Enoby-Lightning (OOPS! Can't post links! Soz!!)

It's so fricking good! You won't even be able to finish the furst chapter without screming!

Signed sincerely,

Rachel Lester. A fricking good writer (and singer too!).

...So what the fuck did I just read and is the fic as shit as the post makes it seem?

Here's the full link:

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It's a parody/possible trollfic put there for our snarking pleasure.

Well, if the deliberate terribleness wasn't a giveaway, "Our immortal" as a chapter title kind of is.

The only question remains is whether the OP is an external troll or a WGW sock.

It was Knorg in the basement with the skillet?