Just a little thing I threw together. It made me laugh, anyway.
"My Exciting Day"
The taxes just rose,
Do you know how I feel?
Then my last light-bulb blows,
Do you know how I feel?
So I broke three of my toes,
But do you know how I feel?
(breaker chorus)
It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new life, for me,
And I feel like I should,
Went on an online Chat,
You know how I feel?
Seems my friends are all prats,
Do you know how I feel?
And I’m sure getting fat,
But do you know how I feel?
It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new life, for me,
And I feel like I should,
Was drinking all night,
Do you know how I feel?
Got into a fight,
Do you know how I feel?
Drove through a red light,
Do you know how I feel?
It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new life, for me,
And I feel like I should,
My bed isn’t made,
Do you know how I feel?
Rent hasn’t been paid,
Do you know how I feel?
I couldn't get laid,
But do you know how I feel?
It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new life, for me,
And I feel like I should,
Woke up at eleven,
Do you know how I feel?
Plus that was in Devon
Do you know how I feel?
And work starts at seven,
But do you know how I feel?
It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new life, for me,
And I feel like I should,
So I guess that I'm fired,
You know how I feel?
My credit card just expired,
Do you know how I feel?
And my debt's getting higher,
But do you know how I feel?
It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new life, for me,
And I feel like I should,
Three people are dead,
You know how I feel?
I’m hunted by Feds,
Do you know how I feel?
Been skipping my meds,
But do you know how I feel?
It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new life, for me,
And I feel like I should,