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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:41 am

Colchise tried to run for president, but was laughed out of the race when he asserted that rabbits could impregnate humans.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:47 am

Lady Anne voted for Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:48 am

Miss Misery keeps a Thompson submachine gun under the back seat of her car.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:48 pm

Christopher91 keeps a bag of Doritos in his glove compartment...next to his crack and weed mixture--he calls it "Crack-topher".
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:06 am

Colchise designed and built a Temporal Flux Hypergate to go back in time to buy Pizza Supreme Doritos again.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:39 pm

The Ian designed and built a masturbating robot. He decided, for some reason, to name it after himself--now, people all over the Twatterverse say that the robot's doing "the Ian".

Hey, the only reason I sleep with my old lady anymore is just so I can do "the Ian" to that shit later--yeah, I'm visual.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:23 pm

Colchise regrets nothing. NOTHING.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:34 pm

ShAggie regrets selling bootleg pregnancy tests for gas money. They come out positive every time, too! She even has a nickname now-- "Positive Aggie"
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:41 pm

Colchise is a survivor of the 1518 Dancing Plague.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:56 pm

KJM (Ketchup, Jelly, Mayonnaise for short), recently got a Chinese tattoo! He said that his tattoo artist, a guy known simply as "wong", told him it meant "Strength, Peace, Kindness"

...but laughter erupted just the other evening when KJM visited Chinatown and learned that the reason people were laughing was because his new tatoos stood for "Salt, Pepper, Ketchup".

...hell, who knew?
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:03 pm

Colchise does not spend too much time on this thread. He also has a treasured pair of hot pink stilettos that he wears everywhere, even to bed.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:12 pm

EileenK realizes that I get an email notification when someone replies to me on this thread.

...And I caught Eileen in my bathtub--it was filled to the brim with all of my stilettos! Upset at this, I was frantically looking for my new red pumps. She pulled one from underneath one of her hairy tits and handed it to me. It was dripping with sweat aaaand shame.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:30 pm

Colchise smokes only the finest basil.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:37 pm

Lady Anne snorts only the finest powdered sugar. Her streetname is "Lady Hoover".
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:23 am

Colchise is writing his own version of "Fifty Shades of Grey."

It's called "Fifty Shades of Clear."
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:46 am

EileenK98 broke up Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:48 am

Miss Misery is the subject of a Taylor Swift breakup song.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:03 am

Lady Anne is the subject of a song, too. Country music legend Willie Nelson was reading one of Lady Annes original stories and proceeded to take the biggest hit of weed EVER.

Now, she's the subject of Willie Nelson's new REMADE hit called, "Mamas don't let you kids become fanfic writers".
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 11, 2012 4:52 pm

Colchise is Willie Nelson's peronsal marijuana dealer.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:32 pm

Damn right! I put out only the best product.

Christopher91 however, thinks the FBI is watching him sell dime bags.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:50 pm

Colchise got caught stealing One Direction posters.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:24 pm

Mississippi Misery got caught singing "Kum Ba Yah" while slapping her asscheeks in rhythm in the mirror in one of the dressing rooms at Victoria's secret
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:59 pm

Colchise spent six months planning a break in into the ManU locker room in order to take a dump in Wayne Rooney's locker.

Also, I only posted in this thread to

1.) Annoy Gumball
2.) Let Colchise know that his previous post results in a hilarious mental image.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:51 pm

Mikey planned that break-in with me! Once we got there, though, the smell of fresh garlic in my dump enticed him to add a little white pepper to it. He calls it Mike's Spicy Chocolate Pudding.

...rumors that Wayne Rooney thought it had too much cumin are unsubstantiated.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:12 am

Colchise's biggest regret was stalking that labradoodle fifteen blocks before realizing he was supposed to follow to the laboratory.
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