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Chris91
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:34 am

John Castle wants to buy Stonehenge, tear down the stones, and build a Pizza Hut in their place.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:39 am

^^Oh, now that's just mean.

Chris91's butt was knighted by the Queen of England. Not Chris91 -- just his butt.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:45 am

John Castle is applying for a job as the new press spokesman for the Ferguson, Missouri police department.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Aug 23, 2014 8:19 pm

Chris91 is the reason why the Twelfth Doctor is such a jerk.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:55 pm

John Castle refused to take the ice bucket challenge unless the water was warm.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Aug 23, 2014 10:04 pm

While Lady Anne may never have been kicked out of bed for eating crackers, she was once kicked out of a cracker factory for eating beds.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Aug 24, 2014 3:51 pm

John Castle has been kicked out of every nightclub in the continental United States and half the nightclubs in Alaska and Hawaii.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Aug 24, 2014 4:06 pm

Chris91 once impersonated Toucan Sam to infiltrate a Froot Loops factory.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:37 pm

Half John Castle's paycheck goes to support a crippling Cheez-Wiz addiction.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Tue Aug 26, 2014 11:09 pm

Sheba once walked right up to Peter Capaldi, poked him in the chest with her index finger, and called him "a goat-faced cotton-headed stick-insect CUNT".

Which Peter Capaldi thought was both amusing and impressive.

So she called him English.

That made him cry.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:46 am

John Castle once killed an entire North Korean army platoon using only a string and a box of Ritz crackers.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:20 am

Chris91 plays Minecraft with Kim Jong Un.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:25 am

Lady Anne has been named as "person of interest" in a rash of billboard defacements in southern Florida.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:28 am

Chris91 "eats" potato chips by stuffing them into his ears, nose, and conjunctiva, then leaving them there until they dissolve.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:48 am

John Castle thinks Downton Abbey would be better if it had more explosions.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 27, 2014 1:43 pm

Half of North Korea's prisoners were falsely convicted of being Chris91.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:41 pm

KJM often speaks in grunts and screams and frequently shouts, "I am going to eat this oak stump because I am a powerful wizard."
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:46 pm

TheIan snuck into a WWE event disguised as Antonio Cesaro and immediately got challenged to a match by Mark Henry-- and won.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Thu Aug 28, 2014 10:00 am

On the 13th of every month, Chris91 prays to cardboard cutout of Hannah Montana and Lizzie McGuire.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Thu Aug 28, 2014 5:45 pm

Layla's mom said they could be anything, so Layla became an abomination of God!
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:51 pm

TheIan invaded Ukraine with an army of mice, and is now planning to use kittens to invade the Vatican.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Fri Aug 29, 2014 8:25 am

Lady Anne is Justin Bieber's designated driver.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:38 pm

Layla builds death rays and then dismantles them just for fun.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Fri Aug 29, 2014 7:13 pm

Chris91 regularly uses his time machine to go back in time and have homoerotic sleepovers with various historical figures.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Fri Aug 29, 2014 7:31 pm

Nin owes more than $1 billion in parking tickets....and she doesn't even drive.
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