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TheIan
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Tue Aug 12, 2014 5:55 pm

John Castle has had several attempts on his life from assassins sent from the future to prevent his involvement in aiding mankind evolving into apes.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:04 pm

TheIan is developing Roundup Ready tumbleweeds.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:12 pm

Lady Anne is the "mysterious woman" who has been sighted numerous times running through the streets of London, naked as the day she was unpacked from the shipping crate, shouting, "HOO-ligans! HOO-ligans!"
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:33 am

John Castle is the one who keeps sniping orders of Super Sentai merchandise.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:09 am

TheIan is directly responsible for infecting Kent Brantly with Ebola.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:43 am

Chris91's penis LOLZ FOR JUSTICE!
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:42 am

John Castle regularly visits different campgrounds around the tri-county area to update his archive of "Girls Getting Changed"
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:11 am

TheIan is my companion on adventures through time and space -- and he never stops complaining that, from the outside, my TARDIS looks like a port-a-potty.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:16 am

John Castle is wanted on Texas on multiple counts of fraud, embezzlement, and vandalism.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:40 am

Whenever he wants someone to do something for him, he asks, "Would you kindly?"
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:45 am

TheIan is actually a chatbot. From the future.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:36 pm

John Castle built this city on rock and roll.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:54 am

TheIan freebases Jello.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:15 pm

Chris91 has memorized every digit of pi.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:49 pm

Sheba drinks Jack Daniels straight from the bottle-- then eats the bottle cap.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:11 pm

Whenever Chris is late for an appointment, he has an excuse that usually involves, flying monkeys, feral ghouls, colossi, or some other absurd fictional obstacle.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:37 pm

TheIan shot Michael Brown.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:46 am

Lady Anne is the uncredited co-creator of Sonichu.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:31 am

Chris91 once told Julius Caesar "Knock Knock" jokes until he beheaded himself. Only after Chris91 beheaded himself did Caesar laugh.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:52 am

John Castle is actually a trained North Korean assassin.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:42 am

Chris91 is suing Coca-Cola to bring back New Coke.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:58 am

KJM once killed a man using nothing more than a tennis ball.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:21 am

Chris91 started the Ebola epidemic.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:32 am

Lady Anne is secretly plotting to kill Dean Ambrose because she's mad at him for choosing Seth Rollins instead of her as the third member of the Shield for the 2012 Survivor Series.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:43 am

Chris91 was Demi Moore's body double for the "dancing" scenes in Striptease.
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