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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:00 am

Colchise snuck into my backyard, opened the smoker, and stole the Thanksgiving turkey. When confronted, he said his dog told him to do it.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:55 am

Lady Anne's lying again, folks!

--She snuck into my bedroom, stole a pair of my thongs, and now she walks around with no pants on, wearing MY fucking thong, mind you, just to say that she finally has a part of me in her life.

People have seen her, doing cartwheels in the middle of the street, during rush-hour traffic, with no pants on--just the thong she STOLE from me...it was one of the few times where a pair of thongs turned into a pair of "wrongs".
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:18 am

Colchise is wanted in seven states for vandalizing public monuments.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:36 am

Christopher91 got his name from getting banned from 91 malls across the Americas. Last month, he was actually known as "Chris90".

Buuut...as fate WOULD have it, he was caught jerking off in a Macy's wearing nothing but a ski mask and a perverted smile. After he was banned from that mall, he became "Chris91".

...rumors abound that Macy's wants to press charges for Chris' unwanted "addition" to their mannequin lingerie display. Yeah, the store's complaining that the mannequin "wasn't even WEARING a pearl necklace until after Christopher got there".
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:47 am

Colchise is on the run after trying to poison six other Why God Why posters.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:10 am

Chris91 is mad because Colchise didn't try to poison him.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:52 am

Lady Anne is mad because Chris91 didn't do The Ian while Lady Anne was making her asscheex clap in front of him.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:04 pm

Turkeys become tired after eating Colchise meat.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:07 pm

HAHA! Yeah, I get it KGM!

Folks, KGM stands for "Keep Gettin' Mugged", which is what happens to KGM at every comic-con convention. His rival KJM sends his cronies--all in Star Wars stormtrooper helmets, to jump him and take all of his comic books--yup, EVEN the one where they show Superman giving Wonderwoman a bath....egads, man.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:30 am

Colchise is wearing fishnets on top of her shoes.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:21 am

Harley Quinn's brother--MANNE Quinn, shares the family business of being a crash-test dummy. Needless to say, the Quinn family gives a new meaning to "hitting the bricks".
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:52 pm

Colchise actually said something funny just now.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:55 pm

EileenK98 is an undercover agent for the Syrian secret police.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:28 pm

Chris91 paid me to come back.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:49 pm

Actually, Harley came back as part of a secret conspiracy by the rest of WGW to assassinate Xerrofoot.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:38 pm

Chris91 came back as part of a secret ORGANIZATION known as the "Men for Ubernatorial Masturbational Purpose Society" or MUMPS, for short.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:49 pm

Colchise stole my underwear and uses them as a hammock.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:51 pm

Yep, and it was the first pair of drawers I ever stole that double as a picnic table cloth.

...Oh, I DID have to explain the trackmarks as "spilled pudding--I tried to wipe it up, but it got smeared."
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:45 pm

Colchise is responsible for that multiple-car pileup in Texas last week.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:29 pm

Chris is actually 91
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:45 pm

Harley tried to set herself on fire, but doused herself with water instead of gasoline.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:50 pm

Lady Anne loves the smell of cabbages. She loves it so much that she fucks cabbages. Daily.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:46 pm

Harley Quinn recently took on the challenge of developing a new motorcycle to rival the legendary Harley DAVIDSON.

...only difference is that while Quinn's bike IS called a "Harley", it's actually nothing more than a regular 10-speed bike with an empty plastic Pepsi bottle fixed in between the rear wheel housing and the tire so that when you pedal, it at least SOUNDS like a motor.

The John Deere tractor company is suing Quinn over use of this "motor", saying that it sounds too much like one of their start-up lawn mowers.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:25 am

Colchise tried to set off a car bomb at the Iranian UN mission but had to call it off because he couldn't get directions from Mapquest.
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PostSubject: Re: Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!   Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:28 am

Chris91 ALSO got lost while trying to find the nearest Burger King to his house. He tried using Mapquest, too, but he REALLY grew frustrated when he learned that it was directly across the street from him.
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