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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:24 pm

Kay! Trollfic is now done. Thank god.
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:51 am

If any of youwrote gay sex scenes and happen to be womyn, I am eternally ashamed of you and consider yourself snagged on the patriarchy's umbilical cord. They are only wannabe womyn and not actually womyn themselves and so gay men are a parody of the real thing. Therefore they are as offensive as a rotting sardine in the sun.
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:11 pm

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Chapter 5 of The Ninja, The Samurai And The Geisha has arrived!

I'm totally going to read that one after I've finished my Doctor Who thing.

I also noticed you have a reviewer named EarlyLearningCentre, who the hell names themselves after a toyshop? :blink:
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:51 pm

I've extended it for you all. Hopefully that helps.
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:35 am

Thanks Narwhal! I was thinking of posting a more lemony oneshot companion fic (a Draco/Ginny one called "The Princess and the Ninja") to my one, this might give me enough time to do it.

Fairlight wrote:
I also noticed you have a reviewer named EarlyLearningCentre, who the hell names themselves after a toyshop? :blink:

I was wondering about that one as well.
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:02 pm

"gracealice7" has added my story to her favourites, she hasn't got any posted herself but she has several favourites and they're all terrible. Some people have no taste at all.
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:43 pm

Important news: That blood rain from my badfic? Yeah, that shit is real.
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:34 pm

Chapter 6 posted!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] (again, it might not load for a little while as I just posted it in the last 60 seconds)

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“And that's another thing.[" said Hermione. "]Whoever wrote this obviously knows nothing about Japan beyond superficial stuff from films. It's a common misconception that geishas are prostitutes rather than entertainers, perpetuated by racist stereotypes left over from World War 2. I think the author has them confused with oiren, who were a type of courtesan during the Edo period. The portrayal of the geishas is just standard hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold romance novel nonsense, anyway.”

“You seem to know an awful lot about this,” Luna chimed in. “Have you been considering a change of career?” She winked.

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"Actually, I wonder if this story is deliberately written in such a silly way for some sort of joke?”

“It isn't,” said Luna. “Daddy got some letters asking that, and the author was very upset. They threatened to stop writing if anyone else 'violated their right to self-expression'. So Daddy just stopped telling them about those letters.”
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:23 pm

Keith, that last chapter is brilliant. Thank you so much for participating!
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:25 pm

Keith Fraser wrote:
FIC ROLLED

*sporfle*

Wish I could have stuck around for the whole thing - college got in the way. Anyway, let the wank commence!
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:48 pm

If I turn out to have just invented the phrase 'fic rolled' without someone else having come up with it years ago, I will be very surprised. :D (Note also the reference to it in the chapter title.)
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:05 pm

Okay, done. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:27 pm

Chapter 6 is up

Mine's a little patronising and a lot less funny
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:44 pm

Fangirls usually don't respond well to this sort of thing, you're probably going to get a lot of mortified silence.

Also: ZoZo, broken link to your sixth chapter here at the forum, and missing link to the forum there in your chapter. FFN deletes URLs in the text of the story.
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:16 pm

Keith, I adore your final chapter, but I didn't notice a mention of this site anywhere.
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:20 pm

Chaltab wrote:
Fangirls usually don't respond well to this sort of thing, you're probably going to get a lot of mortified silence.

Also: ZoZo, broken link to your sixth chapter here at the forum, and missing link to the forum there in your chapter. FFN deletes URLs in the text of the story.
Nice catch. Amended!
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:41 pm

I didn't mention WGW as frankly we have enough unfunny trolls already.
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:45 pm

Keith Fraser wrote:
I didn't mention WGW as frankly we have enough unfunny trolls already.

True, but it was part of the challenge rules. Unless Narwhal doesn't care, in which case, hooray, fewer unfunny trolls around!
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:31 am

Yay I am curious how this is going to turn out. Personally I've long since dropped out of the challenge (still only one chapter up) but I am determined not to drop out from the fic itself. I SHALL FINISH IT


EVENTUALLY
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:50 am

I'm a little late, but I will write the "reveal" chapter soon, either tonight or tomorrow.
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:01 pm

And I've been favourited again by Draco167, I wonder if he read Chapter Six or not.
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:11 pm

Fairlight wrote:
And I've been favourited again by Draco167, I wonder if he read Chapter Six or not.
He/she favourited mine, too (before chapter 6). Clearly not a discerning reader.
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm

Alright, final tally of my "score":

5 Favorited
12 Story Alerts (13 total--one person Alerted it both before and after the repost)
15 Reviews (and the one troll review, which I didn't count)
1555 Hits to the story.

I also posted the "final" chapter. Note that I did add the link to WGW, because it's part of the contest, and I think that if we took the time to troll the pit, then they deserve a shot at us too. It was inspired by Keith on here, hehe. Enjoy.

Full Circle: Reveal Chapter

EDIT: NUR. Having the real instead of the preview chapter is good.
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:14 pm

Crikey, "coralie91" favourited my fic. Fairlight, I'm inclined to agree with you that fanbrats don't actually even bother reading the stories.
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PostSubject: Re: The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)   Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:54 pm

Judging from y'all's reviews, I was right--all the people begging for more of your trollfics are now unusually silent.
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