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PostSubject: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Thu May 24, 2012 12:07 pm

So.

My Little Pony is a thing again.

And this is the Internet and Rule 34 exists.

Well.

I found this link on one of the tumblrs I follow, with the comment "well that's enough internet for today".

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Ponies in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic reproduce sexually, so where are their genitalia? Pound and Pumpkin Cake were born, but through where? From what's shown you'd think they were like Barbie dolls, but we know for a fact that that's not the case.

But why? Where are their vulvae? Their penises? How do they poop? How do they suckle? If these questions keep you up at night like they do me, join the Pony Plot Perfection Project. Our stated mission is to edit the episodes so that the characters are more anatomically complete, with their genitalia, anuses, and teats all right where they belong.
WHY

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This is not a sexual project
HA HA HA HA OKAY PLAYER

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After we have completed the Pony Plot Perfection Project Planning Process, we will start work on our Primary Product, a short proof-of-concept clip to show people we mean business
OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT

THEY MEAN BUSINESS PEOPLE


also they have a BLOG

and here is the best comment

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Art is not this. This is the exact opposite of art. It's like calling shit smears on a wall art. You can't justify this with such a meager defense unless you are either insane, or trolling. I'm leaning towards the latter by now.


The founder of this demented pile of horseshit wrote:
Personally, Barbie doll anatomy just looks weird to me. It's like some sort of uncanny valley thing. Aesthetically, I think that they look better with at least some suggestion of the relevant organs.

[...]

Very NSFW fanart already exists of the show. The PPP, on the other hand, will be no more "unsafe" than a trip to the zoo.

I'd love to know what you think is "proper age", seeing as lots of kids have pets, and even, gasp, see HUMAN genitals in the bath.

jesus christ


Some Brony wrote:
Calling this pornographic is like saying any medieval or renaissance art is inherently pornographic due to the nudity of the subject at hand.
yes drawing horsecocks on brightly coloured ponies is exactly like renaissance art and is not to be criticised

BUT perhaps this is not for real after all?
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Guys this is an obvious troll, THEIR SUMBOL IS A STEP AWAY FROM A SWATZSTIKA

Judge for yourselves here: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] (upper left corner)


EDIT: also BOARDS


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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Thu May 24, 2012 12:10 pm

Brb, just mailing Xerrofoot a jumbo pack of Kleenex and hand lotion.
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Thu May 24, 2012 12:18 pm

jesus christ

edit: guys in case you need a glossry to remind you of their ridiculously confusing acronyms you're in luck

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P = Perfection (not the state of being perfect, but the act of perfecting)
PP = Primary Product (the first proof-of-concept clip)
PPP = Perfect Plot Productions (the end goal, the edited episodes)
PPPP = Pony Plot Perfection Project (the Project as a whole)
PPPPP = Pony Plot Perfection Project Periodical (this blog)
PPPPPP = Pony Plot Perfection Project Planning Process (scheduling, assigning roles, etc.)
PPPPPPP = Perfectly Proud Pony Plot Perfection Project Participant (a member of the PPPP)
PPPPPPPP = Perfectly Proud Pony Plot Perfection Project Participant Pursuit (recruitment)
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Thu May 24, 2012 1:38 pm

From their boards:

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Just to get this question out of the way, what about Spike and Discord and all the rest of the non-pony males? Are they to be edited too? Because I'm assuming that all male ponies are going to be "corrected" too.

[...]

And for that matter, when Spike starts hitting on Rarity, will there be boners?

Upset

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This is not a sexual project

Oh, okay. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Thu May 24, 2012 1:59 pm

"Hey pony lovers let's discuss the sexual activity of a young male lizard boy thing thanks."
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Thu May 24, 2012 2:19 pm

I like MLP. I think it's adorable. I'm utterly appalled by Rule 34 as applied to MLP.

Cute little cartoon ponies that semi-regularly break physics and fourth walls don't need to be anatomically correct. They just don't.
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Thu May 24, 2012 3:23 pm

Which cute pony vagina does your personality best represent? Shoot the three dancing iPods to find out.

edit: I don't understand what I've just posted.
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Thu May 24, 2012 3:24 pm

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Cute little cartoon ponies

Who I think, if translated into human years, would be waaaay underage.

But whatever, loling forever at this whole site...
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Thu May 24, 2012 6:31 pm

OF COURSE

ALL THAT MLP WAS MISSING WAS PASTEDE ON GENITALIA TO BE PERFECT

WHICH THEY DON'T USE FOR ANYTHING SO IT WON'T ANSWER THE THOR DAMN QUESTIONS YOU MADE

FUCKING IDIOTS
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Fri May 25, 2012 12:35 am

What's really sad? This isn't all that far out considering the general Pony fanbase...
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Fri May 25, 2012 8:08 am

This was inevitable the moment grown men started squealing over a cartoon meant for four-year-old girls.
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Fri May 25, 2012 8:44 am

How does drawing a penis on a cartoon Perfect the Plot, is what I wanna know. Colbert
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Fri May 25, 2012 9:19 am

grmblfjx wrote:
How does drawing a penis on a cartoon Perfect the Plot, is what I wanna know. Colbert
Brony logic. The common person (like my/yourself) lack it.
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Fri May 25, 2012 9:21 am

grmblfjx wrote:
How does drawing a penis on a cartoon Perfect the Plot, is what I wanna know. Colbert

Because Twilight Sparkle's twat must be the sweetest thing ever YOU JUST DON'T APRECIATE THE SERIES LIKE REAL BRONIES DO!!
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Fri May 25, 2012 9:35 am

Reidmar wrote:
Brony logic.
But I want to hear it.



WD40 wrote:
YOU JUST DON'T APRECIATE THE SERIES LIKE REAL BRONIES DO!!

AIN'T THAT THE FUCKING TRUTH
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Fri May 25, 2012 10:02 am

But in all seriousness I bet Big Macintosh is hung like a...

... um...

... well....

....

.... dammit.
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Fri May 25, 2012 3:03 pm

Mr.Doobie wrote:
But in all seriousness I bet Big Macintosh is hung like a...

... um...

... well....

....

.... dammit.
No. Don't do this.
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Fri May 25, 2012 3:17 pm

Yeah guys! Quit monkeying around! No gooseplay!
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Fri May 25, 2012 3:19 pm

Just Chipper wrote:
Mr.Doobie wrote:
But in all seriousness I bet Big Macintosh is hung like a...

... um...

... well....

....

.... dammit.
No. Don't do this.
scratch I just noticed your avatar looks like it's saying this.
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Fri May 25, 2012 4:33 pm

Can this be a troll please? Somath wants this to be a troll and not serious, please don't be serious mr porny pony man, please?
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Fri May 25, 2012 11:37 pm

I am going to believe troll until I actually see some pix.
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Sat May 26, 2012 12:29 pm

Snape fandom has convinced me that there's no low fans won't sink to.
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Mon May 28, 2012 10:48 pm

You think I'M an embarrassment to the herd, Ian? THIS is the real embarrassment to the herd.



Cyberwulf wrote:

WHY

In all seriousness, this is finally something we agree on.

Hot Cancer wrote:
Brb, just mailing Xerrofoot a jumbo pack of Kleenex and hand lotion.

Brb, drawing crude Rule 34 of Hot Cancer to go with the tissues and lotion.

myeerah wrote:
I like MLP. I think it's adorable. I'm utterly appalled by Rule 34 as applied to MLP.

Cute little cartoon ponies that semi-regularly break physics and fourth walls don't need to be anatomically correct. They just don't.

This so much. I saw one piece - ONE PIECE - of Pinkie Pie fan art and no amount of brain bleach can remove the horror SHUT UP CYBERWULF I don't want to think about it, it's just not the My Little Pony I've come to love.

grmblfjx wrote:
How does drawing a penis on a cartoon Perfect the Plot, is what I wanna know. Colbert

...

...

Um.



Okay.




You're not going to like this.




Ready?



"Plot" is actually perverted brony slang for a pony's ass. It's a meme that started with jokes about "plot holes" and went downhill from there.

Mr.Doobie wrote:
But in all seriousness I bet Big Macintosh is hung like a...

... um...

... well....

....

.... dammit.

OH GOD WHY WHY WHY DID I LAUGH Upset

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:
Snape fandom has convinced me that there's no low fans won't sink to.

Snapesnogger has convinced me that there's no low fans won't sink to.
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Tue May 29, 2012 9:33 am

xerrofoot wrote:
"Plot" is actually perverted brony slang for a pony's ass.
Hahahahahahaha I don't even know why I clicked on "display post" but that was worth it oh god
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PostSubject: Re: Pony Plot Perfection Project   Tue May 29, 2012 9:38 am

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Hahahahahahaha I don't even know why I clicked on "display post" but that was worth it oh god

Bronies are starting to make me very sad...
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