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PostSubject: Skyhammer brings Twilight Of The Gods with "It's not easy been black-whiteboy"   Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:33 am

Cities. Education. Scientific/medical advancement. All of this does not apply to fanfiction writers. Take this individual Skyhammer, for instance, who you may know from his Rugrats fanfiction "not so little any more", a glorious bildungsroman styled coming of age where— aw screw it it's where Chuckie fucks Angelica and Suzie and somehow has a deep voice that I keep imagining as Tay Zonday. This is about another Nickelodeon favorite, Fairly Oddparents, and you will never see poor lil' Timmy so differently. Unless you've already seen "Roots Of Life: A Cradle To Love" by ComicsNix, which just about killed me in every way that wasn't laughter. Let's begin, shall we?

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It was sunny afternoon day to walk home form school.Everything was going great today for 15year old timmy turner.He pass his test no evil villians where after him today and wish was invisible to seek in the girls locker room.Timmy was in a good mood antill he saw AJ looking upset about something. Timmy worried what his friend was so upset about.When he ask him what was wrong.

Badfic Protip #1: If you want to immediately set off alarms in any reader's head, never space after punctuation. Works every time, I just wish I had a rape whistle.

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"Don't worry, it's a black thing you wouldn't understand".said.AJ.Then walking in a differnet path home.

The differnet is quite an experience unlike that of the internet. And this.

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Awww yeah, kickass. But I'm just putting off the pain, can't you see.


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Slowly walking home wonder what AJ was talking about.Coming to the front door an found it lock.He wene't to the back door and used his only key for the back.Coming in and stop when he saw vicky in the livingroom chouch streach out knowing his parents most of lift him alone with redheaded evil babysitter again.

Creeping in slowly and queitly to not draw her evil eyes. But saw her looking throw pages at porn book about men.Not just any porn all black men and her hand where down in between her legs.His never seen a live woman masuturba before in front of him.

Good lord, the malapropisms here could feed the world if they were manifested physically as bread. And I'd personally find it hard to 'masturba' while throwing pages at gay Black porn books. Pages aren't throwable unless crumpled or in plane form, so I'd be having trouble concentrating.


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"HOLY CARP" that guy is hugh!"yelled timmy.surprise and anger vicky.

Oh, I get it now, it's Hugh Black fucking fish!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] on fish action. Hot, I say.


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"WHAT HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE PERV?".said.vicky bruning red for emberssment.

I'm sure he could ask the same to someone masturbating to a book of Black men having sex with Hugh Black while he has sex with a fish while throwing paper at said book. That's a niche fetish if I've ever heard of it.

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Running for his life from vicky upstairs to his room.Lucky for him her pants were still down to her ankles slowing vicky down.Lock his door and hold it for dear life.

"IF you tell anyone about this i'll rip your small perk off."said. vicky.going back down stairs still embersses and horny.

NO! Not my small perk! I need those to build off of to get better perks like increased damage on destruction spells!

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Checking to make sure she was gone, he peep out the door.And saw her walk back down stairs pulling her pants up.He notice she has a nice apple ass.After a litte waiting to make sure she was not come back to kill him.He went to his early though before about AJ said.Timmy decide it he had enough wonder about it.So he ask his fairygodparents to make him black for a couple of hours.

Wandy said."timmy please think what you wish for,it's not easy be differnent person.

"Especially in this neighborhood. Have you seen all the white picket fences here? Clearly you should reconsider."

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"Did i ask for a moraly".said.timmy.P"OOF.. He was black with a 18years old body but was still 15years old inside.bulking,dark skined,blod and look in his pant was a big eye opener.

What. I'm uh... I don't even know, let's move on before I get mired in the deathly "details".


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His pants where too sang for his new tool.

My pants are too busy writing music to contain my penis too. I'm seriously considering taking their instruments away.

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Forgeting about the horny evil babysitter down stairs,gone pass her in the livingroom.With out even thinking spoke to her.

"Vicky i'm gone to the lounger room.said timmy.still forgeting what he look like now.

Even though he just turned Black about 30 seconds ago he already forgot? I don't think this kid can be trusted with magic.

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Her face just drop right there and went pale.Fear and terror from come at the some time.She could even her on voice at this moment on what to do.

*Cue up the cheesy porno funk and booty bass*

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"HOW ARE YO...PLEASE DON'T HURT ME OR THE TREWP UPSTAIRS!yelling loudly .said vicky.nervously and shaking.

911 What's your emergency?

THERE'S BEEN A BREAK-IN! I'M A WHITE WOMAN AND IT'S A BLACK MA—

On our way now.

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"Umm...what?"ask.timmy.Now just remember what his now form looks like.Before he could say something,vicky was on her knees beggy for mercy.

"I'll do what ever you say please don't hurt us!".said vicky.Bring her hands close to his crouch.

Press down while crouching to go prone.

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Slowly unzipping his pants hoping that this idae would pleases the stranger,praying he wouldn't hurt her & timmy.

What ever the evil babystter say or do she still care about the trewp.He may be short,buckthooted and smart at the mouth.But still care for him even if she has made his life living hell.

It's at this point I figured out that "trewp" is supposed to be "twerp". I just got buttfucked in the dick. Also, where was all her care for him when he was in mortal danger from things that weren't large Black men?

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his the alone man that truly stood up to her.She some time wonder if he will grow up to be a hot stud.Maybe when he gets a little older she might make him her boy toy..But soon she stop remember this not right time to think about this now.

So next time someone you kinda care about but still bully is in danger, imagine how hot they'll be later in life, and regret treating them badly?

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Her eyes pop rigth open when she saw a 11inch cock falling out of the unzip pants.And the most shock her was it was still not all the way hard on.

Fear and lust kick in at the same time.She fantasying about this before never thouht it would really happend.Watching porn movies her mother hidden under the bed.A big strong blackman make a skin pale nerdy whitewoman his sex slave and whitewoman was enjoying ever minute of it.

Timmy is an average kid, so he never zips his fly.

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Worried his cock might be too much but feared he would get upset with her.

"Please sir if i suck you good would you take the values and leave us alone.'said vicky.looking direct into his eyes begging.

Remember, when afraid of someone, offer to blow them and they'll never hurt you. Whether or not they actually threatened you.

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Timmy was confuse."What hell is she talking about".thinking to himself.

before he could think about everything a soft and moist pair lips where on tip of his cock.This is a strange new feel for young virgin.All timmy knew he didn't wanted it end.

"Do this pleases you sir"ask vicky. release her mouth out form his cock."Do you want me to massage your balls too sir."

Her tongue was like been heaven.Before he can't stop himself his hands grip her hair and push the redhead back down onto his cock making her deep throat 6inch of it.And found himself talking different then he normal would say.

"I don't know why Vicki's blowing me out of fear, or why my cock is about 10 inches longer than usual, but I feel like this is the proper course of action to take." Is AJ's "problem" being too well-endowed for his pants and having chicks want to blow him? That sounds like the kind of hard knock life I'd like to lead.

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'You like this don't you baby?"ask timmy.Looking down into her eyes with erection still in her soft mouth spit running her chin.

"No.no you are making me do this dirty things sir!".lied vicky but it was lie to him and herself.

Deep inside she was joying this strange men make her feel sulty.She was too proud to let guys knows this side of her.In college vicky never show true passion to her lovers.To her just jerks only after her money or a drunking quick one made her feel cheap and horrible afterwards.

Remember when I mentioned ComicsNix earlier? Well I do believe this guy has been personally tutored by him. He has an uncanny tendency to give the character a backstory when all the sexytimes start happening.

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But it's different with this guy,she does'nt no why but her body was telling her he won't make her feel dirty."SLURP,SUCCK,SLUUP.sucking sounds she come from her mouth.

"O'h..o'h!"moan timmy.

Skyhammer has a knack for placing you in the middle of the story with sound effects that make it feel like you're right there watching.

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A jolt feel start to come over him.As most teens knows this feeling with dirty playdude's why'll alone in there room.But never with a live woman and less not from his evil babysitter.Yet it was happend soon he shots his load into her heavenly mouth.She pulls back and cough up semen out of her mouth.

"Where's my crack money? And a napkin, if you also happen to have that."

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"I hope that was good enough, now give you what you come for and please leave sir.'damned vicky.

Yes, that damned Vicky. She'll never reap the rewards of heaven by sucking random guys' cocks!

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'Why does she keep calling me sir?" timmy.was thought to himself.

"Ha white trash slut do really want me to leave or do you want a little bit more?"ask timmy.With wicked smiled on his face knowing the answers was.

With semen around her lips and dripping from the bottom lip.She stood up to him wanting to say get out.But her sexully desire got the better of her.And give a different answer by steping very closely to him.

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"yes sir I like that."said vicky purred.

He dicided to of fun with her horny state."NO"said.timmy laugh to himself inside.

"NO!"said. vicky wonder if she should be relieaved or be upset.

I'd be 'relieaved' that we came to the mutual conclusion of not continuing this sordid affair.

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"How could this bastards get me excited like that and then say No?"thought vicky."why sir please tell me why?"whining vicky.action like a puppy that want to play with her master.

First she purred, then is like a puppy? How bestial! To be continued, same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel, same Bat-Tarded spelling and grammar.
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PostSubject: Re: Skyhammer brings Twilight Of The Gods with "It's not easy been black-whiteboy"   Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:58 am

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It was sunny afternoon day to walk home form school.Everything was going great today for 15year old timmy turner.He pass his test no evil villians where after him today and wish was invisible to seek in the girls locker room.Timmy was in a good mood antill he saw AJ looking upset about something. Timmy worried what his friend was so upset about.When he ask him what was wrong.

Badfic Protip #1: If you want to immediately set off alarms in any reader's head, never space after punctuation. Works every time, I just wish I had a rape whistle.

I second that motion. My brain keeps rendering the narrator's voice as a really sleazy sounding cross between Werner Herzog and a very nasal French-Canadian guy.
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PostSubject: Re: Skyhammer brings Twilight Of The Gods with "It's not easy been black-whiteboy"   Tue Apr 24, 2012 2:02 pm

Dang, I recognise this one. Small internet.
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PostSubject: Re: Skyhammer brings Twilight Of The Gods with "It's not easy been black-whiteboy"   Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:02 am

I would say that guy's first language is not English... but English is not my first language, and I don't want to associate myself with this.
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PostSubject: Re: Skyhammer brings Twilight Of The Gods with "It's not easy been black-whiteboy"   Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:20 am

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I would say that guy's first language is not English... but English is not my first language, and I don't want to associate myself with this.

Now now, non-native English speakers are not the source of all badfic... but arguably, they are the source of some of the funniest.
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PostSubject: Re: Skyhammer brings Twilight Of The Gods with "It's not easy been black-whiteboy"   Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:48 am

MEANWHILE, IN A HIGHER PLACE!

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(UPSTAIRS)

Cosmo and wanda watch the show.Wanda worried about the entire thing was gone to far.While comso buit out the video record for the free porn show going on down stairs.Wanda saw this and slap record out of his hands.Knock it off!"said wanda"

Looks like she already did, if ya catch mah drift! Plus, Wanda was watching that whole time and decides that it's gone too far at the precise moment everything's going right in a fanfiction?

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"What you made throw way my old porno."said cosmo action depress at the memory of his tapes.Wanda goes sigh" at her husband childness.

Several thousand years of marriage should be enough time to find out your husband's "childness", eh? And why was he keeping all of his porno on one recorder? Talk about keeping all your smut tapes in one basket!

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANCH

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(Back Downstairs)

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO!"yelled vicky.

"First off watch your tone woman."said in a tough blackman voice.

The invisible man has made a guest appearance so invisible, even his name doesn't show up!

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"Secondly why should I?"Even he was shock in the way he said to her.

She didn't known how answers that question.He broke into the house and force her to give him oral sex.

If I recall correctly, he strolled in calmly and Vicky threw her mouth on him before he knew what was going on... but sure, plot grease.

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Well that's what she toll herself to belieave.

Rape fantasies are fueled by mutual agreement.

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Didn't she want him to leave.He was scray dark skin stranger that could harmful things to them.HE was taller then her and well build for eyes enjoyment.

HE is so scary and powerful, yet I love HIM. Deus Sex Machina!

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"Well..I."said Vicky trying found what to say.

"Then woman I geuss i'm on my way."said timmyHe knew she had a fetish for blackmen and timmy was goning to make her say it.He smiled to himself when she nervously thought what to do next.

Yes, please traumatize/turn on everyone nearest you. This is AJ's curse, which Timmy has suddenly grown aware of despite being oblivious to it for, oh, I dunno, the whole first half of the story?

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A new idea come to him to make her mind up.So grip his cock and slow put it back into his pants with vicky drooling for it.Then he feel a woman hand grabs his hands to stop him.

"Wait!"whispered vicky.

She can't help it, it's a Vlasic!

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to be contionen

I decide to redo the whole story from the beinning.And hope I could fix most of the promble.Please let me known what you think of the remake.

Honey, I do believe you've never had sex that wasn't awkward. So there you have it, a promise of death and rebirth. Like a phoenix, if phoenixes were pidgeons, and instead of being brought back in a glorious birst of flame and power, it's flopping blindly in a puddle of mud and its own excrements.


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PostSubject: Re: Skyhammer brings Twilight Of The Gods with "It's not easy been black-whiteboy"   Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:02 pm

Wait, if Vicky felt coerced into doing nasty with Timmy, and Timmy didn't have time to give Vicky consent before Vicky started doing nasty with him...

Does that make it double rape? Upset
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