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PostSubject: Knorg's 1000th post.    Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:39 pm

Will happen... tonight... in this very thread.

How the fuck have I managed 1000 posts here? I'm less active than a Dutch Mountain Rescue unit.

Anyway. Count down begins to an event only I would have noticed if it wasn't for this massively tedious attention whoring thread.

3!
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:41 pm

2!

Obviously I am including zero in the count down. Maths would be even more of a bitch than it is now without the zero. Clearly we still owe a great debt to household name Muhammad ibn Mūsā al-Khwārizmī.
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:42 pm

1!

Post 999. A Totally Ordinary post for me. ie it is not funny, adds nothing to the forum, and may vaguely annoy some users hitherto unknown to me.

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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:43 pm

Happy Millennial Post! (If I'm not here when you actually post it, that is.)
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:45 pm

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And, thanks!
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:01 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:20 am

Knorg's 1111th post is RIGHT HERE.

*Fanfare*

But, sadly, your Princess is in another castle. And she's perfectly happy there. Because Bowser knows what a woman wants.

...yeah, he's got the entire run of Robin Hood DVDs.
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:21 am

But does he have... Men in Tights?
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:51 am

See, I liked that film. That Robin could do an English accent. Though he looked like he'd be more comfortable as a Dread Pirate.
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:11 pm

Knorg wrote:
See, I liked that film. That Robin could do an English accent. Though he looked like he'd be more comfortable as a Dread Pirate.

And a left-handed Dread Pirate at that...
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:16 pm

You post whore, you!

Besides, I'm much bigger than you.
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:54 pm

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:
You post whore, you!

Besides, I'm much bigger than you.

You might want to clarify that, unless you WANT me to make fat jokes.
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:52 am

Harley just has a much bigger e-penis than me. It's thick, veiny and surprisingly agile.

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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:46 pm

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:
You post whore, you!

Besides, I'm much bigger than you.

You might want to clarify that, unless you WANT me to make fat jokes.

Well, I am getting pretty fat too...
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Fri May 09, 2014 11:20 am

And, just over two years later, Knorg post 1500.

Remember how, ten years ago, I was kind've funny sometimes? Those were the days.
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Fri May 09, 2014 4:54 pm

Dude. Weak.

I mean...

WOW! REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN MY POST COUNT MEANT SOMETHING TO ME?!
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Sat May 10, 2014 1:03 am

Knorg wrote:
And, just over two years later, Knorg post 1500.

Remember how, ten years ago, I was kind've funny sometimes? Those were the days.

Are we not counting your tens of thousands of posts from your sockpuppets, which include pretty everyone on the board that isn't Mikey, Cyberwulf, or Penguin?
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Sat May 10, 2014 1:35 am

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:


Are we not counting your tens of thousands of posts from your sockpuppets, which include pretty everyone on the board that isn't Mikey, Cyberwulf, or Penguin?

I protest!!! Razz (j/k! Wink )

I remember a time when post counts were first introduced, and general forum etiquette required one to respect another member's post count. I didn't hold to it then, either.
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Sun May 11, 2014 10:13 am

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
Are we not counting your tens of thousands of posts from your sockpuppets, which include pretty everyone on the board that isn't Mikey, Cyberwulf, or Penguin?

You got that backwards. Knorg was my sockpuppet account for a while (which I sadly failed to do anything interesting with, other than confusing Kittenmommy). While he was A.

In other news how the hell haven I been gone since, dunno, October? and I'm still in third place?! That said how is Mafiosa still in the top ten? Fucking hell, people. Fucking post something. I mean it's mostly Mikey talking to himself anymore, yeah? And now and then it seems Knorg is throwing cheetos across the room. Or something.



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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Sun May 11, 2014 7:04 pm

Um, okay.
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Mon May 12, 2014 12:28 am

grmblfjx wrote:
Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
Are we not counting your tens of thousands of posts from your sockpuppets, which include pretty everyone on the board that isn't Mikey, Cyberwulf, or Penguin?

You got that backwards. Knorg was my sockpuppet account for a while (which I sadly failed to do anything interesting with, other than confusing Kittenmommy). While he was A.

In other news how the hell haven I been gone since, dunno, October? and I'm still in third place?! That said how is Mafiosa still in the top ten? Fucking hell, people. Fucking post something. I mean it's mostly Mikey talking to himself anymore, yeah? And now and then it seems Knorg is throwing cheetos across the room. Or something.

It's Mikey talking to Knorg.

Which is Mikey talking to Mikey.

Because Mikey is Knorg.

As are we all.
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Mon May 12, 2014 8:58 pm

His name is Robert Paulson.
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:28 pm

Knorg wrote:
And, just over two years later, Knorg post 1500.

Remember how, ten years ago, I was kind've funny sometimes? Those were the days.

...so based on that, old Knorg posts were so bad they weren't just moved to the chocobo forum, they were deleted entirely.

Which almost begs the question of why this thread is still here.
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PostSubject: Re: Knorg's 1000th post.    Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:32 am

...and another large chunk gone! Just 660 more shit Knorg posts to delete Smile
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