Freddy gets Ruin-d

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When Ruin meets Freddy, she likes him. A little to much. She's not like everyone else, no, she's different. She's
a fighter, a lover, a killer, and a loyal person. Maybe these things can help win over Freddy. FreddyXOC. Bad at summarys!

Oh yeah... We have a winner here. However, to help me on this`sporking I’ve dragged Canon!Freddy up out of hell to give us his opinions.

Canon!Freddy:I hate you.

Awesome. So, join us as we experience: Her Dream Demon

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"RUIN! Are you listening to a word I'm saying?" Rose, Ruin's cousin, asked.

"Not really." Ruin told her. Ruin had long black hair with red highlights, a black tank top, gray skinny jeans, and combat boots.

How sweet, Hot Topic meat.

Who calls their daughter “Ruin” anyway?

Tell me I get to ‘ruin’ her.

Oh, they’ll be some ‘ruining’ going on. You can be sure of that.

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"UGH! I JUST TOLD YOU A WEEK WORTH OF MY LIFE, AND YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION!" She yelled.

"Yeah. I really don't give a fuck on what you have to say." Her cousin replied, honesty in her eyes.

Oh, I like her. I could have some good fun with her.

Hold on to that feeling.

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They had just moved into 1428 Elm Street, and Rose had been telling Ruin about her life.

I like how we just had an allcaps scream telling us what this Rose bitch had been saying, then the story tells us what she’d been saying. Just in case we forgot.

Have you done this before?

You’re surprised that badfic writers go to hell?

I see your point.

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Ruin shut her door, lied on the bed, and closed her eyes.

*cracks knuckles*

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Dream World

You see, that’s there to tell us when we drift into the dream world. That way we’re never confused over the merging of reality and nightmares. That’s part of your power, isn’t it, Freddy?

Grrrrr

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Ruin opened her eyes, only to be in a boiler room. She got up, and looked around. She smiled once she felt the warmth. Ruin had been cold for a while, and the boiler room was just right for her. Yet, she never remembered going into one of these things. She thought she would have been in the woods, or running away from the mafia or some crazy shit like that.

What the...

Oh yeah, there’s quite a few issues in that little section aren’t there. Leaving aside that bizarre ‘mafia’ comment, she’s walking around in your boiler room and she’s well... She’s...

She’s comfortable! The psychic hell constructed out of my deeds and fears and she’s fucking COMFORTABLE!

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"Well well, who do we have here." She heard a voice growl. She turned around, and came face to face with a burnt man. (We don't have to go over his clothing... right? OK, good.)

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Okay, you’re looking a little flustered, so I’m just gonna go put the kettle on and leave you on your own to get it out of your system.

Fuckin’ bitch! That’s all the description I get? We were told what fuckin’ clothes you and your little bitch cousin were wearing, the highlights in your hair and everything and you can’t even be bothered to describe my fuckin’ sweater! And my scars just make me a ‘burned’ man? I’m not just fuckin’ burned, bitch! Toast gets burned! I was fuckin’ incinerated!

*Puts tea out* Better?

Not by a long fuckin’ shot!

Also, just a note, but you might want to tone down the ‘bitch’ comments. There’s some people here who might take exception to that.

Fuck ‘em, they know where to find me if they’ve got a problem.

You might regret that.

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"My name's Ruin. You?" She said, looking at him up and down. She looked at his right hand. Razor glove. Nice. Ruin thought.

Razor Glove?

Oh yeah, that’s what it’s called. You can pick them up in Tesco’s, didn’t you know?

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"I'm Freddy... Freddy Krueger." He told her.

Why am I tellin’ this bitch my name? I’ve never done that! Them tryin’ ta figure me out is part of what makes them more scared and, as a result, more tasty.

I think you’re a little ovwewhelmed here, dude.

What are you talking about?

Well, there’s something else that she’s doing, or not doing, that seems to have slipped your attention...

Hmmmm... Well, she’s in my boiler room, I’ve walked up to her and... YEAH! Why the fuck isn’t she running and screaming, curiosity is one thing but this is just blockheaded lack of anything!

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"Nice to meet ya Freddy." Ruin said, smiling. Freddy was shocked. Most people would've ran away by now. Why wasn't she freaking out? There was silence.

Well it’s good that the fic has noticed that her behaviour makes no sense. Mind you, all it does is tell us that it makes no sense and leaves it at that.

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Fred? Erm... You’re smoking...

NICE TO MEET ME? FUCKIN’ NICE??

Do you need another cup of tea?

Ruin asks Freddy who he is, and obligingly, Freddy explains.

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"Well, I'm the dream demon. I go into peoples dreams, and kill them. And you're next."

I’m no demon, bitch! I’m Freddy fuckin’ Kruger and that’s that! Also, why the fuck do I want to kill you anyway?

Aside from the obvious?

Aside from the obvious. I mean: I only kill the descendants of those fuckers who killed me, what’s this Ruin bitch got to do with me?

Well, aside from that time when you possessed that kid trying to get back to life.

Yeah, let’s just not talk about that.

Then there was the time when you killed Kristin, but she passed on her, I dunno, psychic impression over to that Alice girl, and you set about killing her friends.

So I got bored and stretched the definitions a bit.

And that time with the guy from Crystal Lake?

I had my reasons, okay! That’s the point: I had reasons! Here I’m just... there...

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"I'm not ready to die, Freddy." Ruin said, a smile on her face. Freddy released his hand from her grip, and looked into her eyes. What was with this chick? First she's not scared, then she grabs him, and pulls him close. Something wasn't right about Ruin. Not one of them spoke. Ruin smiled some more.

"What?" Freddy growled.

"Oh, nothing." She replied, the smile still there. Freddy shook his head, and was about to walk away, that was, until Ruin kissed him on the lips. He was shocked. NO ONE has ever done that to him. He pushed her away, glaring at her.

*Runs off* Tea! Tea! Tea!

WHY? Why is she able to grab me and hold me back? Why isn’t she fuckin’ terrified? Why does she want to fuckin’ kiss me? What is it about a scared, stinking, charred walking corpse that she finds attractive? And why does she think I’m interested in her? She’s way too old for me... heh heh...

Wow... Your creepy managed to counteract your angry right there.

Don’t bet that it’ll keep up.

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"Well, since this is only a dream, I like playing with people. And you happen to be one of them." She told him.

"This isn't a dream." He said.

Why would I lie about that? It’s not as though they can do anything about it being a dream.

Well, some people can.

Yeah, but you gotta admit, those guys were fuckin’ freaks though.

And this girl isn’t?

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"Yes. I know I'm dreaming. And that you can't hurt me. Nothing can."

Wanna put a wager on that, bitch?

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"Oh really. Does this hurt?" Freddy dug a claw into her arm, piercing the skin. As much as Ruin wanted to say it did hurt, she didn't. She was going to play with him some more.

"Nope, not one bit."

"How about this?" He raised his clawed hand, and slashed four marks onto her face. She looked at him, blood dripping off his glove as he smirked.

"Fine, that hurt." She finally said, wiping the blood off her cheek that dripped down.

So I can hurt her then. So why don’t I just slit her pretty little throat right there. She can smile and tell me it doesn’t hurt while she’s gargling her own blood.

Urrghhhh...

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"But, that doesn't stop me from doing this!" She kissed him again, smiled.

"FUCKING KNOCK IT OFF!" He growled, punching her. She laughed, and got up.

"I've taken worse hit's Freddy." She told him.

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"See you later." He said.

"Wait... what?" She asked.

Real World

Fuck this! Fuck it to hell and back! Why did I let her go? WHY?

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Ruin opened her eyes, back in her own bed. Only a fuckin dream. She thought, and scratched her cheek. She jolted her hand back, and growled in pain. She got out of bed, and looked in the mirror. Holy shit, this really happened!

Ruin has to explain her new scars to her cousin. This is rich.

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"I must have done it in my sleep. You know I fight when sleeping." She lied. She did fight in her sleep, but Ruin didn't do this all on her own.

She ‘fights’ when she sleeps.

And again, the fic reminds us that the lie there really is a lie, and that the lie is covering the fact that she didn’t really fight with herself in her sleep, but got shredded my me. I’m so fuckin’ glad this fic keeps us up to speed with this shit.

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As Ruin was thinking about how to befriend Freddy, her mind started to wonder some where else. This happens a lot to her. As she tried to stay focus, her mind wondered to her family. Her parents, brother, aunt, and uncle. It wasn't her fault. OK, it was, but it was an accident. But, it wasn't an accident for her brother. Him, she killed.

Don’t you have, places, for kids like this?

Yeah... High schools.

And is the only other person in her house her cousin? Don’t she have guardians? Any other adults in the house at all? Causing friction with the kid’s folks is also part of my repertoire, you know.

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Ruin walked down the street, but stopped at the cemetery. She looked at all the tombstones. David and Linda Barker, Sam and Tina Cooper. Sam and Tina were Ruin's parents. She sighed, and looked at the last tombstone. Alex Cooper. Her brother, her sibling, her first kill.

Oh fuck this. This is Michael Myers’ MO. And that guy is a jumpsuit-wearing dummy!

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Ruin heard the yelling of her mother and brother in the kitchen. She sighed, got off the couch, and walked into the room, only to see her mother holding a pan, and her brother holding a knife. Nothing different here. Ruin thought. They always pulled something out on each other, threatening one another that they were going to kill him/her.

Wonderful family environment.

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"Alex, shut up! No one gives a fuck about what you have to say!" Ruin yelled, getting between her fighting family. If Ruin were 11 or 12, her mother would've hit her in the head with the pan. But, since she was 20, she could say whatever she wanted, and do whatever she wanted.

WHAT THE HELL?

I’m gonna run out of teabags, or my kettle is gonna pack up. One or the other, I swear.

The bitch is 20? As in she’s a fuckin’ adult? Why the shit am I even interested in her then?

At least it explains why her and her cousin don’t have their folks kicking around.

So, Ruin and her brother’s argument escalates and Ruin blacks out. When she comes to...

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Ruin calmed down, and heard her mother sobbing. Once she looked around, she noticed the knife her brother had in her hand, and blood on it. Her mother, was holding Alex, sobbing. Ruin finally put the pieces together. She had killed her brother. Ruin dropped the knife, and stood there, paralyzed.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!" Sam yelled, running into the kitchen. Her mother was to much in tears to talk, and Ruin was shocked. She couldn't say anything, she couldn't do anything.

"A f-fight. R-Ruin and A-Alex were fighting, a-and Ruin killed Alex!" Her mother finally said.

And again, this fuckin’ fic assumes that I’m an idiot and tells me twice that Ruin killed her bro. Heh. Even if she was a kid, I still probably wouldn’t go after her, you know. Innocence is soooo much sweeter.

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Ruin sighed, and went to Alex's tombstone.

"I'm so sorry Alex. I didn't mean for it to come to that." Ruin said, a tear sliding down her cheek. She sighed, wiping it away. As she sat there, her eyes grew heavy. She closed them, tears rolling down her cheeks

Dream World

Falling asleep in a graveyard. How very 80s.

Just a little bit of gel and she could almost be Taryn. Remember her?

Oh yeah... Hehehe she was funny. The way she gargled when I filled her up with heroin. Hahahah good times

Sometimes I forget who you are.

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Ruin opened her eyes, wiped the tears away, and stood up.

"It's all my fault." Ruin said to herself.

"No it wasn't." Someone said. She turned around, and seen Freddy.

"How did yo-" She was cut off before she could finish.

"You're dreaming." Freddy told her.

I’m talking to her again. Why am I talking to her?

You go on to ask her about her past and why she killed her brother.

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"WOULD YA STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS! I FEEL GUILTY ENOUGH!"

"It's nothing to feel guilty of."

"Well, you never killed a family member." There was silence. Ruin looked at Freddy. His eyes were on the ground. She knew he had killed someone he loved.

Have I fuck. Bitch ain’t got a clue who I am, does she? Is she making this shit up or was there something in that flat-as-all-hell remake that I’ve forgotten?

Not that I can think of. I think she is just making shit up.

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[Ruin] just turned and walked away, going deeper into the graveyard. Freddy followed her.

"I don't see why you have to follow me." She growled, glaring at him.

"And I don't see why you have to be a bitch to me." He replied.

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I havn’t seen that look in your eyes since Nancy cracked you in the bollocks with that door-mounted sledgehammer.

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Which wasn’t at all funny and should never have been brought up, I don’t know why I said it! D’you want some more tea?

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"So... who did you kill?" Ruin finally asked, leaning up against a tall tombstone.

"My wife." He replied, looking at her.

Oh hell... I’m outta here.

My wife? My fuckin’ wife? Bitch do I look like someone who’d get fuckin’ married? Do I? The only women who’ve ever given a shit about me have been the ones I had chained up in my basement, and they had a pretty fuckin’ specific reason to pay attention to me! You honestly think I could have a wife? That I’d even want to have a fuckin’ wife? FUCK ME, this bitch is stupid!

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You okay?

I’m done screaming for the moment, yes.

Cool, here I’ve brought you some...

But if you give me one more cup of tea I’ll fuckin’ feed you that kettle.

Ooooohhh-kaaaaayyyyy.

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"Why do you kill people?" Ruin asked, looking at him.

"It's fun." Freddy replied, walking up to her, and sliding a blade down her cheek. She smiled, and pushed his gloved hand away.

It’s vengeance is what it is, bitch. Fine it’s fun too, but it’s vengeance first, got it?

Ruin wakes up and walks home:

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"Hey, where have you been?" Rose asked, looking at Ruin.

"Walking." She replied, sitting down.

"Well, that was one long walk. It's already five."

"And? I'm fuckin 33, I don't have to be in at a certain time."

Jesus Christ.

She’s in her fuckin’ 30’s? Are you shitting me?

We’re nearly done. Rain goes back to sleep and once again we’re in Dream World She meets up with Freddy and they go for a wander around the boiler room.

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"So, you like this place huh?" She asked, looking at him.

"Yep. I guess you could say that." He replied.

It’s my personal fuckin’ hell you dumb whore! How would you like to spend eternity as a quasi-psychic entity existing only in a dream-state permantly tainted by the horrors of your life and death? Fuck me!

Ruin has a bit of a PTSD flashback:

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It's all your fault! Because of you, he's gone! Why didn't we give you away when you were born? That was our biggest mistake. Ruin could feel the same hit she got from the pan her father gave her once she came home. The same pan that put her in the coma. It felt like someone had just hit her again, and she fell to the ground, knocked out.

AH! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Her pop! HAHAHA! Her pop laid her out with a fuckin’ frying pan! Oh, that is fucking wonderful!

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Freddy knelt down beside her, and shook her shoulder.

"Ruin." He said, shaking her harder. She wasn't waking up. He sighed, and sat down, watching her "sleep".

And then I kill her.

As far as we know, yes you did. The fic ends there.

So what now?

Well, I guess you go back to hell. This was only temporary, and from what I understand giving you this experience would be a break from the regular routine of eternal punishment and a form you could never suffer down there.

Well thanks, you fuckin’ scrawny, spotty asshole. Happy fuckin’ Halloween!

You too, Freddy! You too!

Oh GOD this SUCKS.

What, wasn't she startled? Even a little bit? You know, at the guy who's had his skin burned off? Or how he was able to hurt her in her dreams?

Or, you know, not even flinch when he stabbed her?

Ah, fanbrats. Why, oh why do they woobify characters that in real life would make them scream and run? Homicidal maniacs do not make good lovers!

I'd have to agree...I shudder to think what this author would do with Norman Bates.

Chris91 wrote:

I'd have to agree...I shudder to think what this author would do with Norman Bates.

You just cursed that into existence.

EileenK98 wrote:

Ah, fanbrats. Why, oh why do they woobify characters that in real life would make them scream and run? Homicidal maniacs do not make good lovers!

It would be more along the lines of "Hey, here's someone who seems sexually frustrated thus decides to go on a killing rampage of eating little girls because he/she/it hasn't gotten any in YEARS lets put he/she/it together with someone who happens to be a sue and watch the rage issue! " at least that's what I garner from this fic.

WD40, I think I love you. *sniffle* That was so beautiful.

The only quibble... canon!Freddy DID have a wife, and he did kill her. It was in Nightmare 6: Freddy's Dead. Which is also the only Nightmare movie to be presented in 3D. I remember going to that in the theater. God damn it was hysterical.

However! He didn't give a damn about his wife.

The snark was brilliant. I don't know why fanbrats love to woobify Jason, Michael Myers, and Freddy, but... oh, hey, I wonder if any of my old snarks have updated fics... *runs off to check*

EDIT: Sadly, no. Also, damn, I used to do a lot of snarking. I need to start again. ><

Maximilia wrote:

The only quibble... canon!Freddy DID have a wife, and he did kill her. It was in Nightmare 6: Freddy's Dead. Which is also the only Nightmare movie to be presented in 3D. I remember going to that in the theater. God damn it was hysterical.

Woah. I genuinely forgot that. Mind you, I've only seen Freddy's Dead the once, i think... It must have been poor because I own all of them and I know far more about number 2, which I can't stand, because it cocks up Freddy's motives, than I do about 6. You'd have thought I'd have remembered something as serious as Freddy being married! I'm gonna have to watch it again!

Glad you all enjoyed it!

EDIT: He had a wife and a fucking DAUGHTER! How the fuck did I miss that? Man I'm a poor example of a Freddy Fan... I'm ashamed!

God, don't people EVER EVER EVER read what they put down twice?

Half the fics I start writing don't make it to FF.net because there's not enough violence and/or sex - I mean, I read them twice and realise they're awful.

Yey, you win a prize!!! I do not know what the prize is yet, but you totally won one.

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She's not like everyone else, no, she's different

That's what all of them say, sweetie.

Maximilia wrote:

WD40, I think I love you. *sniffle* That was so beautiful.

The only quibble... canon!Freddy DID have a wife, and he did kill her. It was in Nightmare 6: Freddy's Dead. Which is also the only Nightmare movie to be presented in 3D. I remember going to that in the theater. God damn it was hysterical.

However! He didn't give a damn about his wife.

The snark was brilliant. I don't know why fanbrats love to woobify Jason, Michael Myers, and Freddy, but... oh, hey, I wonder if any of my old snarks have updated fics... *runs off to check*

EDIT: Sadly, no. Also, damn, I used to do a lot of snarking. I need to start again. ><

wordy M'c word word(Mc? eh you know what I mean)


funn story I used to get nightmares alot as a kid, a few years ago got up the nerve to see the original NoES, sure Johnny Depp was cute but Freddy? not so much, on the bright side thanks to past readings of snarking bad fanfiction about Freddy made the whole experiance more fun then scary, so thanks for the snark

back to the topic-> the writer relizes Pediophiles perfer teens/kids right? he would not even consider looking at a 20 year old never mind a 30 somthing

Oh my, that was amazing. Not even knowing anything about NoES, or ever wanting to see the movies, I laughed hard at this. Great job!

Brilliant snark, you and Freddy.

And I must be the only person who liked the second NOES flick, because IMHO it has some pretty cool (and surprisingly edgy) gay psychosexual elements in it, along with some nice little teratophilic touches here and there, along with some genuinely pretty effective imagery, like the bus thing at the beginning, the Freddy chestburster, and the dogs with children's faces towards the end (they look like shit if you freeze-frame the image, but seen only for a second or less, they're weird enough to be unsettling).

Malganis wrote:

Brilliant snark, you and Freddy.

Ta.

Freddy says thanks, too.

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And I must be the only person who liked the second NOES flick, because IMHO it has some pretty cool (and surprisingly edgy) gay psychosexual elements in it, along with some nice little teratophilic touches here and there, along with some genuinely pretty effective imagery, like the bus thing at the beginning, the Freddy chestburster, and the dogs with children's faces towards the end (they look like shit if you freeze-frame the image, but seen only for a second or less, they're weird enough to be unsettling).

Like a few other films from different franchises I could name, Freddy 2 is a decent horror flick... It just doesn't belong in the Freddy franchise. The biggest problem people have with it is Freddy being seriously OOC. In no other film is it remotely suggested that Freddy wants to be alive again, he's having far, far too much fun being a ludicrously powerful, immortal, nightmare-creature able to murder, (practically) risk free.


I agree though: the opening sequence with the 'bus rocks hardstyle.