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PostSubject: Are you a Mary Sue?   Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:51 pm

Think about your skillset, and what things -epic or tragic- that have happened in your life. How skilled are you? What certifications/degrees/licenses do you hold? How sexually successful are you?

Now apply yourself to a typical story challenge. Do you need to stop the bad guys from doing something bad? Is the fate of the world at stake?

Are you a Mary Sue?
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:53 am

Nah. Villain sue.

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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:10 am

I'm a purity Sue. Ha!

No, I'm an Essex Sue a la Starter for 10. I learnt to read and escaped Southend.

You weren't there. You can't feel the pain of feet shoved into white stilettos.
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:19 pm

I'd probably be the quasi-competent leader of the single most incompetent group of henchmen ever witnessed. Colbert
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:36 pm

cristina_chavia wrote:
I'm a purity Sue. Ha!

No, I'm an Essex Sue a la Starter for 10. I learnt to read and escaped Southend.

You weren't there. You can't feel the pain of feet shoved into white stilettos.

I STILL DON'T BELIEVE YOU LIVE THERE. IT SOUNDS MADE UP.
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:06 pm

I'm too old to be a Sue. I could, however, probably be the Sue's evil abusive stepmother who's OMG SO JEALOUS of her gorgeous, talented step-daughter and tries to ruin her life.

Actually, even if I weren't too old to be a Sue, I'd still rather be the evil, abusive stepmother.
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:36 am

Sakurelf wrote:
cristina_chavia wrote:
I'm a purity Sue. Ha!

No, I'm an Essex Sue a la Starter for 10. I learnt to read and escaped Southend.

You weren't there. You can't feel the pain of feet shoved into white stilettos.

I STILL DON'T BELIEVE YOU LIVE THERE. IT SOUNDS MADE UP.

I don't live there anymore. Thankfully. Essex or Southend sounds made up? Both are only too real.
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:09 am

The best skills I've got is my over-all friendliness (Omitting you knuckleheads) and know some carpentry, electrical and plumbing training.

After that, I'm as much of a Stu as a bowl of pudding.
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:25 am

Rabid Badger wrote:
I'm too old to be a Sue. I could, however, probably be the Sue's evil abusive stepmother who's OMG SO JEALOUS of her gorgeous, talented step-daughter and tries to ruin her life.

Actually, even if I weren't too old to be a Sue, I'd still rather be the evil, abusive stepmother.

But won't you end up dying a horrible painful death?

Not a sue here. Though I am half of the perfect brain.
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:44 pm

TheIan wrote:
The best skills I've got is my over-all friendliness (Omitting you knuckleheads) and know some carpentry, electrical and plumbing training.

After that, I'm as much of a Stu as a bowl of pudding.

Who doesn't love bowls of pudding?
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:51 pm

OMG IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE WE ALL RUSH TO DETAIL HOW SUPER SPESHUL WE ARE IN A REALLY SELF-DEPRECATING WAY

OR WHERE WE PROVE HOW TOTALLY MUNDANE AND THEREFORE COOL AND REAL WE ARE
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:26 pm

Salamas wrote:
Rabid Badger wrote:
I'm too old to be a Sue. I could, however, probably be the Sue's evil abusive stepmother who's OMG SO JEALOUS of her gorgeous, talented step-daughter and tries to ruin her life.

Actually, even if I weren't too old to be a Sue, I'd still rather be the evil, abusive stepmother.

But won't you end up dying a horrible painful death?

Not a sue here. Though I am half of the perfect brain.

Probably. Be worth it, though, to get to overact for a couple hundred pages before I bite the dust.
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:23 pm

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OMG IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE WE ALL RUSH TO DETAIL HOW SUPER SPESHUL WE ARE IN A REALLY SELF-DEPRECATING WAY

OR WHERE WE PROVE HOW TOTALLY MUNDANE AND THEREFORE COOL AND REAL WE ARE

Thank you for explaining it.

I feel you'd be the Big Bad's dragon. Colbert I don't mean the badass, murder machine second in command. I mean a fire breathing, reptilian, badass murder machine.

That flies. Excitedplz

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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:38 pm

Cyberwulf wrote:
OMG IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE WE ALL RUSH TO DETAIL HOW SUPER SPESHUL WE ARE IN A REALLY SELF-DEPRECATING WAY

OR WHERE WE PROVE HOW TOTALLY MUNDANE AND THEREFORE COOL AND REAL WE ARE

Yeah, this was gonna be me if someone didn't get to it first.
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:00 am

Ugh. Yeah, it wasn't supposed to be like that. It was just a thought I'd had after seeing some examples of people calling bullshit on fairly mundane characters recently. E.g., "An accountant with a gun? That'd never happen!"

The story was set in Texas. Colbert
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:07 am

"He had a gun!"

"THIS IS TEXAS! MY FLORIST HAS A GUN!"
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:21 am

Yep. The really funny thing about it was that nobody thought to call bullshit on the chapter where the protagonist carries the love interest to safety on road-rashed arms.* The poster basically read the first chapter and started posting about what a big Sue the protagonist was before he read any further.


*Apparently, the author based that scene on something that he'd actually done.
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:25 pm

Penguin wrote:
Ugh. Yeah, it wasn't supposed to be like that. It was just a thought I'd had after seeing some examples of people calling bullshit on fairly mundane characters recently. E.g., "An accountant with a gun? That'd never happen!"

The story was set in Texas. Colbert
Well, damn. Now I feel bad Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:11 am

Is there such a version of a Sue that's got some sort of not really disabling disability? You know, when they have cool scars.

You know, the scars that aren't really scars?

Although there was the time I broke my foot; that was for real.
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:36 pm

I smile lop sided because I nearly got my bottom lip ripped off my face when I was attacked by a dog when I was a kid. Everyone thinks my smile is endearing.

Does that count?
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:26 pm

I would have figured a far higher Sue-score (according to the Universal Mary-Sue Litmus Test), but I only got a 13. I... don't know how to feel about this.
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:23 pm

Braigwen wrote:
I smile lop sided because I nearly got my bottom lip ripped off my face when I was attacked by a dog when I was a kid. Everyone thinks my smile is endearing.

Does that count?

It depends. Did you lead a tragic life, full of suffering and pain, because everyone made fun of you due to your deformity. Or was it just something you learned to live with and your family and friends don't even notice it any more? If it's the former, then you're a Mary Sue. If not, then you're just a well-adjusted person who had something bad happen to them and learned to deal wit it.
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:55 pm

Totally. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:16 pm

I could be a Purity Sue if not for my: smoking, drinking, swearing and being sexually active. Possible Villain or Jerk Sue though.

Even then I have way to many faults to be a Mary-Sue (hates admitting she's wrong, short temper, prone to treating others like crap when in a bad mood, has to actually work for forgiveness and many more). Plus, I have no cool superpowers and I actually try to be tolerant towards idiots (it's a lost cause).
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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Mary Sue?   Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:08 pm

Is there an Ass-Hat Sue? If so, then cross it with Jerk-Sue and sprinkle a little Bitch-Tits and Tsundere on it and you have me. Kind of. I sometimes accessorize with some Emo and Snarker when I feel like it.
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