Kentucky bridge collapses

Oh, Jesus' balls of fire, second time this month we have an accident involving a ship.

I just... I just don't even

Quote :

Kentucky Transportation Cabinet spokesman Chuck Wolfe says inspectors began the in-depth review of the Eggner Ferry Bridge at daylight Friday.

The Delta Mariner cargo ship struck the span Thursday evening.

On the bright side, no one was injured.

Still, what the hell?

The Article wrote:

'All of a sudden I see the road's gone and I hit the brakes,' motorist says.

Glad there a no injuries. Though I hope nobody had a vision that had a small cast of pretty people die horrifically and then did that whole "DON'T GO ON THE BRIDGE PEOPLE" so that everybody was saved and now Dead's books aren't in the balance.

Because that'd be just self-indulgent.

@ Jay/Cris:

TheIan wrote:

Oh, Jesus' balls of fire, second time this month we have an accident involving a ship.

I just... I just don't even

Me neither. Unless I fail reading comprehension, the ship was going down the river, loaded. But she seems to be riding pretty high in the water - look at the exposed red paint. Possibly someone forgot the ballast? Or the river was higher than expected?

Jay/Cris wrote:

Glad there a no injuries. Though I hope nobody had a vision that had a small cast of pretty people die horrifically and then did that whole "DON'T GO ON THE BRIDGE PEOPLE" so that everybody was saved and now Dead's books aren't in the balance.

Because that'd be just self-indulgent.

Jesus Christ when did they get to number 5?

Jay/Cris wrote:

The Article wrote:

'All of a sudden I see the road's gone and I hit the brakes,' motorist says.

Glad there a no injuries. Though I hope nobody had a vision that had a small cast of pretty people die horrifically and then did that whole "DON'T GO ON THE BRIDGE PEOPLE" so that everybody was saved and now Dead's books aren't in the balance.

Because that'd be just self-indulgent.

@ 1:06

Ok, why is Velma in a shitty horror movie and when did she start wearing miniskirts?

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Jay/Cris wrote:

The Article wrote:

'All of a sudden I see the road's gone and I hit the brakes,' motorist says.

Glad there a no injuries. Though I hope nobody had a vision that had a small cast of pretty people die horrifically and then did that whole "DON'T GO ON THE BRIDGE PEOPLE" so that everybody was saved and now Dead's books aren't in the balance.

Because that'd be just self-indulgent.

@ 1:06

Ok, why is Velma in a shitty horror movie and when did she start wearing miniskirts?

Mystery Inc. couldn't pay the bills anymore?

Since when has Velma not been in a terrible horror series/movie and wearing a miniskirt? Seriously, Scooby Doo was never, EVER any good and she has always worn a thigh length skirt.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Since when has Velma not been in a terrible horror series/movie and wearing a miniskirt? Seriously, Scooby Doo was never, EVER any good and she has always worn a thigh length skirt.

Damn. I could have sworn that skirt came at least to her knees. Slut.

EDIT: Because when I Googled pictures of Velma to verify I found this...

Spoiler:

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH HER FACE IT LOOKS LIKE MY AVATAR!

TheHedonist wrote:

Jay/Cris wrote:

Glad there a no injuries. Though I hope nobody had a vision that had a small cast of pretty people die horrifically and then did that whole "DON'T GO ON THE BRIDGE PEOPLE" so that everybody was saved and now Dead's books aren't in the balance.

Because that'd be just self-indulgent.

Jesus Christ when did they get to number 5?

Technically,

Spoiler:

And apparently, these things keep making money. See also Saw I through VII, which also in 3D, just like this one.

The difference is the first Saw was actually a good movie, and not just by horror movie standards.

But, point taken, I suppose.

TheHedonist wrote:

not just by horror movie standards.

...

Mr.Doobie wrote:

...

I said good.

Not great, not classic.

Good.

TheHedonist wrote:

Mr.Doobie wrote:

...

I said good.

Not great, not classic.

Good.

"Not just by horror movie standards."

Mr.Doobie wrote:

TheHedonist wrote:

Mr.Doobie wrote:

...

I said good.

Not great, not classic.

Good.

"Not just by horror movie standards."

Horror movies, by and large, are utter shit that confuse "horror" with "gore" (See pretty much everything ever made by Eli Roth).

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