So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW.

I have no fucking clue where this actually came from. My friend sent this to me.

Spoilered for NSFW wtfery.

Spoiler:

Enjoy.

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT???? MY EYEEEEEEES

old

but still nauseating

I'd ask why she's got fangs on her breasts, but I long ago quit trying to figure out other people's fetishes, as it only makes my head hurt.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
The above is pretty much all I am capable of thinking right now

What boggles my mind, is that this was trapped in someone's brain before being let loose. This was also requested. And a large group of someones liked this.

Who thinks this shit is sexy? Know what? Nevermind... I don't want to know.

I think those might be earrings on her breasts...

The second thing I saw when I thought of this was 'boobfish'. The first was, naturally, 'WTF' with a side order of 'I was expecting something like Santa from the Site Guru's sig'.

On top of the standard porno-she-male / furry-fetish-clusterfuck hermaphroditism, she also has a mobile clitoris topping her bulging sack. Intersex community, aren't you happy to be represented at last?

her clit(?????) is massively freaking me out

WHY IS IT SALIVATING AND SQUIGGLY

Max III wrote:

her clit(?????) is massively freaking me out

WHY IS IT SALIVATING AND SQUIGGLY

If you see a clit on this beast, you're seeing more than I do. Unless you would describe this ... this tongue as a clit, which would then mean that the sac is actually her labia ...

i give up

Grizelda wrote:

which would then mean that the sac is actually her labia ...

It is. The labia and the scrotal sac come from the same bit of foetus.

I know this is rather mundane compared to the rest of this, but does she have four breasts? And if so, what are the green things on the lower set?

myeerah wrote:

I know this is rather mundane compared to the rest of this, but does she have four breasts? And if so, what are the green things on the lower set?

1. When in Rome....

2. Christmas tree lights, I'd imagine

Hmmm. Nope, I'd chase this Santa off with a saw-off.

kleine_kat wrote:

Hmmm. Nope, I'd chase this Santa off with a saw-off.

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Penguin wrote:

kleine_kat wrote:

Hmmm. Nope, I'd chase this Santa off with a saw-off.

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As in, if I found her on my doorstep eager to give me presents from her clit-testes-bag, I'd grab the good old rifle and make her run.

She is not sexy.

It's 'sawn-off', as in a shotgun with some of the barrel sawn off. A saw-off is something a pair of lumberjacks would do.

Sutremaine wrote:

It's 'sawn-off', as in a shotgun with some of the barrel sawn off. A saw-off is something a pair of lumberjacks would do.

Ah! My bad. To defend myself I can say that I got it from a fic whose author WAS a native English speaker, but still, coulda looked that up.

The fact that his nickname was 'The Impailer', after Dracula (only this one beat people to death with buckets), should have taught me not to take his spelling for granted.

For me, the worst part is the ocean of pus pouring from her cock. At this point, everything else in the drawing is just kind of "meh" to me.

It's semen, bb.

No, it isn't. Look at the color and consistency.

Sarin wrote:

No, it isn't. Look at the color and consistency.

Didn't know you could judge viscosity from an illustration.

Also, semen can range from clear to off yellow depending on the ejaculator's health and diet.

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XLT-100852.0 wrote:

Sarin wrote:

No, it isn't. Look at the color and consistency.

Didn't know you could judge viscosity from an illustration.

Also, semen can range from clear to off yellow depending on the ejaculator's health and diet.

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You know, for the sake of what little sanity and dignity I have left, I really don't want to be having this discussion, so I think I'll just concede the point. I would say you win, except for the fact that there is no winning here.

That cum looks more like mashed potatos than anything else to me.

I like how this turned to "AGH WTF IS THAT", to an argument about semen. Not particularly shocking, just mostly wtf.

Vilecat wrote:

That cum looks more like mashed potatos than anything else to me.

I'd like to quote Peter Bishop on this one: "Another foodstuff I can cross off my list for life".