Snip, snip: Man circumcises himself with a nail clipper after a few drinks.

OOOWW.

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The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.

"Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

I seriously want to know why he would do this. The article goes into none of that detail, but seriously... why? A drunken bet? Phimosis? What?

If he's that stupid, he doesn't deserve to have a penis. Lord knows what he'd create with it.

OH GOD FUCK WHAT OUCH

Not even extreme algolagnia makes this make any sense to my mind. I'm half inclined to not believe it. Just... WAT.

A kid did this on a fictional television program I watched some time ago.

I didn't think anyone was actually dumb enough to try it in real life.

We need some DO NOT WANT icons.

Ow...ow...ow...

:tmi:

About the only reason I could see is that he wanted to avoid the cost of getting circumcised these days.
Of course, his action landed him in the hospital anyway...
Maybe he'll get an honorable mention in the Darwin awards.

Chances are good for infection, which is never good 'round the nether regions. COuld get that full-fledged Darwin after all.

Kremlin wrote:

A kid did this on a fictional television program I watched some time ago.

I didn't think anyone was actually dumb enough to try it in real life.

I bet that's why he did it. "Nah, man, that's impossible. Let me show you OH DEAR GOD MY DICK AUGH"

Just thinking about that makes you wince and cross your legs even if you haven't got a penis.