Sweet Deformed Baby James (probably NSFW)

I've been wanting to post about this girl for a while, but I refrained from it before since she was a minor. WELL, she's been 18 for a few months now, so I feel free to bash her silly.

Killersandy is a Hungarian Pokemon fan. The fact that she's Hungarian wouldn't have been relevant had she known any English. Usually I don't make fun of ESLers (I'm ESL and all), but I swear she's not even trying. Everything she writes is jumbled and makes no sense, it's like she ran Hungarian through Babelfish and posted it as is. But that's not the point. We're here to discuss horrible art, and Killersandy's art certainly is horrible.

Killersandy loves Team Rocket's James. Especially James as an ugly, usually naked baby. When ugly baby James isn't being naked, he's just colicky (or breastfeeding, or going potty, or all those other things I'm not about to show you because it's not particularly cute even when real kids do it). Or generally being an ugly little fucker.

When she gets tired of drawing ugly baby James, Sandy usually moves on to adult James and draws him in every miserable situation she can think of: raped, heavily injured, sick as all fuck or just plain dead. Seems like she does it with much glee. And it's still ugly shit, although I don't think it's as creepy as the Baby James series.

Of special note is Sandy's paediatrician series, in which she introduces a female paediatrician character that performs a checkup on baby James. This is pretty much the least disturbing picture of the lot. Sandy admitted that the paediatrician character is based on her, which just makes me want to click the back button repeatedly and run away from planet Earth.

Other items of note:

* Sandy's idea of a cute adult James

* Seadra Jessie and James - Mpreg included (a creative reasoning for Mpreg, at least...)

* Newborn James, which was drawn in a trade with her good friend who also drew a newborn James in return.
Incidentally, they were both inspired by a fanart I drew of a toddler James with short-ish hair. I complained that they draw baby James' hair way too long and felt like showing the world how it's freaking done. The least of my complaints... and they still got it wrong.

For further horrors, check out Sandy's partner in crime Jezrocket, a 28-year-old mother of three who draws slightly less crappy but still sucks. Less baby James creepiness, but more abuse, illness and an inexplicable enema fetish.

Why must they torture one of my favorite characters so.

Killersandy's James is by far THE worst rendition of James in fanart since Cori's friend Jupiter. ;_; WHY CAN SHE NOT LEARN TO DRAW HIS FACE D: D: D:

And I remember Jezrocket. XD

Jeez, these two are just...unbelievable. There's having a woobie fetish and then there's THIS, holy crap. @_@

Sara Jaye wrote:

WHY CAN SHE NOT LEARN TO DRAW HIS FACE D: D: D:

because drawing a woobiefied sparkly eyed bishi boi face is so fucking hard

i think shes drawing with a head dobber

This woman wants to fuck a sick baby.

That's what I'm getting out of this.

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Sandy's idea of a cute adult James

Why does he have my thighs.

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Sandy's idea of a cute adult James

wonky nipples.

WONKY NIPPLES

Snake Bandage wrote:

Of special note is Sandy's paediatrician series, in which she introduces a female paediatrician character that performs a checkup on baby James. This is pretty much the least disturbing picture of the lot. Sandy admitted that the paediatrician character is based on her, which just makes me want to click the back button repeatedly and run away from planet Earth.

I think there's something a little special about drawing a bunch of baby pictures of a character one moment, and then draw the grown up version being raped the next. This completes it rather nicely.

She draws like she's never seen a baby in her life.

Snake Bandage wrote:

raped,

Fucking hell, what did they rape him with, a bear?

grmblfjx wrote:

Snake Bandage wrote:

raped,

Fucking hell, what did they rape him with, a bear?

Victreebell.

somebody charge this vile thing for murder

the murder of my boner

no fapping tonight

no fapping ever

my wang is dead

Am I the only one thinking she and Hans von Hozel should get together and write frightening babelfish'd fanfic?

gah. I read this as sweet deformed baby jesus

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Holy crap, she's dragging Ariel into this too! Oh wait...I think that's supposed to be Jessie.

Spoiler:

That is totally my new reaction face.

Kirby wrote:

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Holy crap, she's dragging Ariel into this too! Oh wait...I think that's supposed to be Jessie.

The look on his face makes me think he's looking down as his willie salutes him and he thinks, "Oh..thats what that is for!"

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Snake Bandage wrote:
Of special note is Sandy's paediatrician series, in which she introduces a female paediatrician character that performs a checkup on baby James. This is pretty much the least disturbing picture of the lot. Sandy admitted that the paediatrician character is based on her, which just makes me want to click the back button repeatedly and run away from planet Earth.

Now I can't draw worth crap, but that pediatrician has two left hands. How the hell is she holding onto the kid?

Also, the rape one? Am I the only person who think it looks like his legs are growing out of his chest? Also, his ass is square.

Braigwen wrote:

Kirby wrote:

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Holy crap, she's dragging Ariel into this too! Oh wait...I think that's supposed to be Jessie.

The look on his face makes me think he's looking down as his willie salutes him and he thinks, "Oh..thats what that is for!"

I thought he was expressing surprise at how small his nose was.

The "cute adult James" one kind of reminds me of those pictures of people who have lost a lot of weight and look like they're melting.

Snake Bandage wrote:

raped James

That's got to be the third most traced drawing in the history of graphical arts.

grmblfjx wrote:

Snake Bandage wrote:

raped,

Fucking hell, what did they rape him with, a bear?

And I find myself wondering, how does one rape someone with a bear? Does one use the bear as a dildo and sort of let the clawing occur? or does the bear do the raping of its own accord?

guys guys guys

he totally got raped with a pinsir or some kind of pokemon with pointy claws

like

scyther or something

maybe a golduck

???

If I had to guess who raped him, I'd say it's Sandy's original character, Pro the puma.

InkWeaver wrote:

And I find myself wondering, how does one rape someone with a bear? Does one use the bear as a dildo and sort of let the clawing occur? or does the bear do the raping of its own accord?

Personally, I'm leaning towards the former. Although I imagine a bear trying to hold on to you would leave some marks as well.

Snake Bandage wrote:

If I had to guess who raped him, I'd say it's Sandy's original character, Pro the puma.

THAT'S NO PUMA.