No, Hannah, I like books about ANIMALS!

A classic computer game based on the Biblical account of God taking all the animals from Noah's Ark and throwing them in cannons for his amusement.



"I think you read too many books, Reuben," says the librarian.

And I'm still not sure if Reuben was flushing a toilet behind that desk; all I know is that Hannah's reaction results in a face that still occasionally haunts my dreams to this day.

Wow, that's a special kind of special right there. I almost want to go to the site listed on the vid and play the game. I wouldn't ever need to take drugs. The game designers have done it for me.

I'm a bit of a language-geek. I like learning new words and can get far too excited about an interesting turn of phrase. So, please, allow to savour my next sentence, for I have assuredly never said it before and will probably never say it again.

Dude, there's a disco-dancing rhinoceros and it's awesome!

I saw my name in the title and went WAIT WHAT. :|

What a way to wake up in the morning. Jesus, that was terrible/funny. :lol!:

Irony is a painting of Einstein in a Christian game.

Did they make this crap using gmod? Why did that lady get turned into a anteater? Also, PIG IN A TOP HAT.

Thank you for posting about this! I remember this crazy thing. Maybe it's bad, but I still can't watch Rueben running spastically around the library, or the whole flushing the toilet behind the desk thing, without laughing.

I think Rueben looks a little bit like William Baldwin, which just makes it funnier.

Also, speaking of weird hats on animals, I still can't figure out what's on the rhino's head. Is it a yarmulke?

"You need to get a brain, Reuben!"

Obviously the library is sick of putting up with the mentally retarded guy who's always hanging out at the library.

Thanks for posting this, Mae. I've never seen this before, and I always like being WTF-ed out.

Oh wow, I was actually trying to remember the name of this game so I could google the video a few days ago haha.

I never fail to crack up at the toilet flushing sound-effect as Rueben slowly rises from behind the desk, Also the way he 'races' around the library like he has a stick up his ass is hilarious.

I never realized the flushing scene until now. It's so hilariously out-of-place, and Hannah's reaction to it is priceless.