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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:53 pm

Muk huh
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:59 pm

hey shinjimukfuker i'm looking at your profile right now and you know you've done all the things on your list of things that piss you off don't you

aaaaaaaallll of them
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:02 pm

You know, I'm more familiar with Rule 34 than I really need to be, so I guess I'm not surprised... but I googled all these Pokemon, and with every single one of them I went, you look at that and want to stick your dick in it? Really? scratch


Ultimately though, yeah, I could tolerate a story about dubious consent and all if it was was dealing with it realistically, which, at the very least, would mean to admit, hey, this is DubCon, I like DubCon. Dongs

But this pseudo-intellectual bullshit about how pokefucking is really this pure and beautiful thing, not DubCon at all!!, and misunderstood by xenophobic sheeple, that's just... yeah, sorry, there can be no excuse for this that I will buy.
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:11 pm

Pretty much, yeah.
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:28 pm

(Visits userpage)

Whadayamean there's only two bad reviews?!
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:36 pm

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hey shinjimukfuker i'm looking at your profile right now and you know you've done all the things on your list of things that piss you off don't you

aaaaaaaallll of them

Lies and slander, good sir.

grmblfjx wrote:
You know, I'm more familiar with Rule 34 than I really need to be, so I guess I'm not surprised... but I googled all these Pokemon, and with every single one of them I went, you look at that and want to stick your dick in it? Really? scratch


Ultimately though, yeah, I could tolerate a story about dubious consent and all if it was was dealing with it realistically, which, at the very least, would mean to admit, hey, this is DubCon, I like DubCon. Dongs

But this pseudo-intellectual bullshit about how pokefucking is really this pure and beautiful thing, not DubCon at all!!, and misunderstood by xenophobic sheeple, that's just... yeah, sorry, there can be no excuse for this that I will buy.

You bet I would. I have a thing for the stranger ones.

And I do apologize. I did come up with that entire first chapter on the fly and never looked back at it (well once to check spelling errors.) It's not exactly something I'm good at either, arguing that it. But I was all like "Hey it fits the story, give it a shot." Looking at the vast majority of my stories now, they're all lacking key bits in terms of realism, well comparatively. I like to think I don't suck completely. Just need some effort and planning, that's all.

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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:45 pm

So have you written Heatran/Muk yet.
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:56 pm

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Cyberwulf wrote:
hey shinjimukfuker i'm looking at your profile right now and you know you've done all the things on your list of things that piss you off don't you

aaaaaaaallll of them

Lies and slander, good sir.
Well, perhaps you're right. I had a look at this fanfic of yours here, Alone At Last, and I have to admit, I was wrong. What an original premise: a seventeen year old boy is home alone for two weeks, his friends all throw a big party, and spike the punch! I'm sure I've never read or seen anything in which THAT happened. The smut was certainly not pointless or improbable; what's improbable about two female Pokémon being SUPER HORNY and deciding to randomly fuck their owner? On his birthday? Nothing, that's what. Certainly no Gary Stu would have like the only female Hitmonchan in the whole world, which makes him totally NOT GAY when he fucks it. And even if all that were true, it was long which automatically makes it good. OVER ONE THOUSAND WORDS BETCHES, QUANTITY = QUALITY
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:12 pm

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Well, perhaps you're right. I had a look at this fanfic of yours here, and I have to admit, I was wrong. What an original premise: a seventeen year old boy is home alone for two weeks, his friends all throw a big party, and spike the punch! I'm sure I've never read or seen anything in which THAT happened. The smut was certainly not pointless or improbable; what's improbable about two female Pokémon being SUPER HORNY and deciding to randomly fuck their owner? On his birthday? Nothing, that's what. Certainly no Gary Stu would have like the only female Hitmonchan in the whole world, which makes him totally NOT GAY when he fucks it. And even if all that were true, it was long which automatically makes it good. OVER ONE THOUSAND WORDS BETCHES, QUANTITY = QUALITY

It was a fapfic. Just an excuse for rule 63 and a threesome. Also I was filling another two requests.

Lurv wrote:
So have you written Heatran/Muk yet.

Well I HAVE been looking for an excuse to do muk again. And many other, but that's all on hold now as I try to actually try attempt a serious story if you can believe it. Been having problems though. I'm stuck in a rut because I think I've been doing the same thing too much. Dunno if you've noticed, but all of my stories have their roots in smut. They're kinda based around it. And while I think it's possible to make that work, I don't think its possible for a (relatively) new writer like me. I can try though.
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:28 pm

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Cyberwulf wrote:

Well, perhaps you're right. I had a look at this fanfic of yours here, and I have to admit, I was wrong. What an original premise: a seventeen year old boy is home alone for two weeks, his friends all throw a big party, and spike the punch! I'm sure I've never read or seen anything in which THAT happened. The smut was certainly not pointless or improbable; what's improbable about two female Pokémon being SUPER HORNY and deciding to randomly fuck their owner? On his birthday? Nothing, that's what. Certainly no Gary Stu would have like the only female Hitmonchan in the whole world, which makes him totally NOT GAY when he fucks it. And even if all that were true, it was long which automatically makes it good. OVER ONE THOUSAND WORDS BETCHES, QUANTITY = QUALITY

It was a fapfic. Just an excuse for rule 63 and a threesome. Also I was filling another two requests.
BUT DUDE I THOUGHT ALL YOUR SMUT HAD, LIKE, PLOT AND BACKSTORY

AND YOU HATED GENERIC FANFIC
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:34 pm

Sue me, I got lazy writing smut for fun. If you feel the need to go on, go for it. Whatever makes your e-penis larger, bro.
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:02 pm

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Sue me, I got lazy writing smut for fun. If you feel the need to go on, go for it. Whatever makes your e-penis larger, bro.
LOL I'm not the one with a bunch of pretentious shit cluttering up my ff.net profile

right above all my fucking pokemon porn
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:03 pm

That's nice.
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:37 am

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a serious story if you can believe it. Been having problems though. I'm stuck in a rut because I think I've been doing the same thing too much. Dunno if you've noticed, but all of my stories have their roots in smut. They're kinda based around it. And while I think it's possible to make that work, I don't think its possible for a (relatively) new writer like me. I can try though.

One, sex is an integral part of life, there is no reason a story can't be serious just because it has smut in it.

Two, there's nothing wrong with PWP, if you ask me. Nobody here is giving you shit for writing porn- Cyberwulf is making fun of you for writing Stus, several other people are picking on the self-righteous smugness; even the fact that we're talking Pokeporn is getting a few scratch 's, at best.


Three, I don't know if being a new writer has anything to do with the focus of your stories (the quality of your writing, yes, obviously); I've only recently tried to write anything, I am trying to write porn, and my characters just fucking talk all the time. It's like, look, you're supposed to be getting it on, stop talking about human rights, yeah? For fuck's sake.

Literally.
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:13 am

I'm making fun of him for his holier than thou bullshit profile, actually.
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:47 am

grmblfjx wrote:
One, sex is an integral part of life, there is no reason a story can't be serious just because it has smut in it.

Two, there's nothing wrong with PWP, if you ask me. Nobody here is giving you shit for writing porn- Cyberwulf is making fun of you for writing Stus, several other people are picking on the self-righteous smugness; even the fact that we're talking Pokeporn is getting a few scratch 's, at best.


Three, I don't know if being a new writer has anything to do with the focus of your stories (the quality of your writing, yes, obviously); I've only recently tried to write anything, I am trying to write porn, and my characters just fucking talk all the time. It's like, look, you're supposed to be getting it on, stop talking about human rights, yeah? For fuck's sake.

Literally.

Plot and smut together is doable, I've said it. I just haven't been able to, well maybe once. Maybe not...that was a long time ago. I should go back and read that one.
And there may be nothing wrong with PWP but it's like all I've been doing. I need something new. Also please pardon the stus, they've only happened twice. (If you think Will's bad, you should read Halcyon U. Actually don't, that ones pretty embarrassing. Good for a laugh though.)

Oh right, and critisim I can take. I just feel less inclined to listen if the person is a douchebag. Wink wink.
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PostSubject: Re: Of Beastiality and Smug Protagonists   Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:40 am

Variation is good, indeed.
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