This fic

Oh man it's so bad

the spelling

the prose

the plot OH GOD THE PLOT

so bad that I won't link to it

What fandom is it in?

OMG I LLOL'd.

Wait chocobo, I think I've read that one before.

It really is an execrable fic. The the things they do to the dog in it!

Forget the dog! What about the things they do to the chickens?

You're more disturbed from the chickens than the wombat?

And just think of all the poor tennis stars involved. I mean really, it's disgusting!


(Also, Ian, I love your icon. Just had to say it.)

(Thanks Happ. I'm proud that I'm a Brony.)

Actually, overall, some of the dialogue was unbelievably funny. It seemed like it was a philosophical discussion mixed with a bit of Tommy Wiseau.

I couldn't get past the spelling, myself.

It makes "Thirty Hs" look like "The Moment it Began"!

Someone want to fill in the blanks as to which fic we're talking about here?

The use of Fangirl-languagese is utterly appalling. This odd phrase here, which they wanted to be an endearment, actually means, "Wax the squirrel, knave."

And the worst part about this story, is it's 75 chapters, and there's no character development! It's just rape with every conceivable paring!

i see what your doing.....

And not just every paring. This little shit goes across fandoms to terrorize the characters and creatures of multiple award winning franchises with inconceivable methods of BDSM and every iteration of pony play.

Just go to chapter 34. About half way down the page a grenade is used as a suppository. All I can say, is that Metal Gear is no longer Solid.

Grenades as suppositories, dear god... :

At least it's better than the canon.

I'm not familiar with the canon, myself. But I'm pretty sure that the Twilight crossover is not a good thing.

I mean, I thought it was bad enough to begin with, but add sparklepires to it and its over 9000 times worse. I can't even understand whats going on!

CaptainMcNeil wrote:

I mean, I thought it was bad enough to begin with, but add sparklepires to it and its over 9000 times worse. I can't even understand whats going on!

Well, for about 20 of those 75 chapters, it's the same situation but with different names instead. Not really all that creative.

TheIan wrote:

CaptainMcNeil wrote:

I mean, I thought it was bad enough to begin with, but add sparklepires to it and its over 9000 times worse. I can't even understand whats going on!

Well, for about 20 of those 75 chapters, it's the same situation but with different names instead. Not really all that creative.

And the other 55 chapters are set either in space, a Motel 6, or high school--it's impossible to tell which.

I want it to be a troll...but it's just too awful. I mean...no one's that dedicated, right?

Happenstance wrote:

I want it to be a troll...but it's just too awful. I mean...no one's that dedicated, right?

I dunno, all 7,836 reviews are all signed by writers on the site, nothing short of praise. I think it's legit. No troll is dedicated to this kind of atrocity.