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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:47 am

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Ahhh, mute button, you re as much of a savior as Optimus Christ Prime.

Back on subject...

Fistfight between Luana Prime and Bonita Prime. I wanna see it. It'd be hilarious and awesome.
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:54 am

Ye gods, this chick has issues.

...Wait, new ED? What happened to the old ED?
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:13 am

Somebody turned it into "ohinternet" which was some cleaned up version or something. People who constantly say that you should never take anything on the internet seriously then proceeded to take it really seriously. Like, they were proclaiming it as some huge blow against free speech or some shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:52 pm

But... if you take everything dirty out of ED, what is there left?
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:08 pm

Explanations of memes, mostly, I think.
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:57 pm

oh god Ian you are seriously the most worthless person here
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:59 pm

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I CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THIS THREAD
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:56 pm

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Somebody turned it into "ohinternet" which was some cleaned up version or something. People who constantly say that you should never take anything on the internet seriously then proceeded to take it really seriously. Like, they were proclaiming it as some huge blow against free speech or some shit.

As I understand it, they 'cleaned up' the original ED because they (the moderstors? admins?) wanted to get ad revenue and most places would refuse to advertise on a site that had the kind of content that they did. Thankfully a group of internet vigilantes yoinked the old site and hosted it elsewhere (with a bunch of images being the only casualties thus far).
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:58 pm

Yes thank god somebody saved all those "(username) is a fat fucking retarded gay 12-year-old furry weaboo juggalo pedo etc etc etc" whatever would we have done without them

inb4 someone assumes there's an ED article about me since obviously it's impossible to think it's largely repetitive unfunny bullshit unless they're "butthurt" over an article about them
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:27 am

You realize that now I would have to make an article about you, if I weren't so lazy.

Also, I agree with you. Every so often, an article is mildly funny. Most of them are the same recycled shit again and again.
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:34 am

Yeah but I never went there for the funny (is it even supposed to be?). I went there for background on internet drama (sometimes even
our own), and also occasionally to traumatize someone.

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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:21 pm

She's a tracer, her drawings of Optimus Prime were done with tracing paper.
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:24 am

Geez, I read Unexpected. A girl buying a truck? Okay, it's nice to break gender stereotypes, but honestly...

Also, the truck is sold despite not being on the list? That's crooked dealing. In fact you're stealing it off somebody.

Parking Optimus Prime at the back of her house? How fucking big must her house be? You have checked out the size of a 18 wheeler lately, right?

The 'cons are after you. Why are they after you? Damn right this makes no cents.
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:21 am

Th sad thing is she's not that horrible looking, maybe if she spent more time on her loo- ... nevermind, I just found the picture of her smiling.

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her drawings of Optimus Prime were done with tracing paper.

You mean she traces and uses tracing paper? What a shocking revelation!
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:29 am

4shadowedice4 wrote:
Th sad thing is she's not that horrible looking, maybe if she spent more time on her loo- ... nevermind, I just found the picture of her smiling.

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her drawings of Optimus Prime were done with tracing paper.

You mean she traces and uses tracing paper? What a shocking revelation!

According to the Encyclopedia Dramatica article, tracing paper was clearly visible in the videos she uploaded to "prove" that she wasn't tracing.
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:31 pm

Ah, Optimus Christ...

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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:08 pm

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:


The 'cons are after you. Why are they after you? Damn right this makes no cents.
I certainly hope not! Who would pay for this crap?
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:59 pm

New ED = "Let's abandon everything that made this site gets its current hits, and turn it into an inferior Know Your Meme! Totally gonna work, guise!"
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:59 pm

Snark Bat, I choose you!
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:50 pm

Her newest video of her 'Drawing in front of the camera' has her in a bra like shirt. Most of her breasts are showing from her bra. Barfcity. Why would she think that drawing in a shirt like that be proper? Oh I think I know why she did that to distract people away from the drawing she's traced before since she took the chance of getting another paper when Freda held the paper up to the camera, she cannot help lying to people, considering how awful her stories are. She's scamming people again into believing that she draws when she only pretends to draw her characters.
Go to encyclopediadramatica to She broke down again and someone please MST her video, then post it to her channel just to spite the toothless cunt.
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Sat Jul 30, 2011 11:41 pm

I tried and tried to let it go, but I'm actually offended. You've managed to offend me on behalf of a delusional badficcer. Nicely done.

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Her newest video of her 'Drawing in front of the camera' has her in a bra like shirt. Most of her breasts are showing from her bra. Barfcity.

Oh, gods above, no! Who ever heard of someone who didn't have perfect, perky silicone titties letting them hang out? Is there some rule somewhere that says people you don't like aren't allowed to show cleavage, ever? Do you hate breasts in general? What's the problem?

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Why would she think that drawing in a shirt like that be proper?
What, exactly, is the correlation between amount of boobs shown and ability to hold a pencil? Granted, I only had one involuntary semester of art in 7th grade, and I don't think we covered proper wardrobe. Please, enlighten me.

Also, you would probably hate my current outfit, which I deemed it proper to walk around my neighborhood in. Strappy tank that fit better a cupsize, eight years and one clothing size ago, with bra straps and *gasps, clutches pearls* breasts hanging out. Jiggly, size twelve belly exposed in all it's stretch-marked glory, and denim shorts that don't quite hit mid-thigh. Know why? Because it's the middle of summer in Georgia and we don't have AC. Know what things I've managed to do in similar outfits? Dishes, internet, sweep floors, write in journals, interact with other people, etc, with no problem...So, again, do exposed breasts only impact the ability to draw? Or are you attempting some subtle slut-shaming? On a board full of proudly sexual feminists? You'll do well here, I'm sure.

As for the rest of your post, I can't bring myself to care. I see her godawfulness, I just...really don't want to be on the same side as you.

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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:04 am

no_name wrote:
Her newest video of her 'Drawing in front of the camera' has her in a bra like shirt. Most of her breasts are showing from her bra. Barfcity.
I watched that video and there's honestly nothing wrong with her boobs or what she is wearing. I really don't think that part of her warrants judging.

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Go to encyclopediadramatica to She broke down again and someone please MST her video, then post it to her channel just to spite the toothless cunt.
Wow, you're a class act.
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:33 am

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Most of her breasts are showing from her bra.

Why were you even looking there?
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Sun Jul 31, 2011 9:38 am

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Her newest video of her 'Drawing in front of the camera' has her in a bra like shirt. Most of her breasts are showing from her bra. Barfcity. Why would she think that drawing in a shirt like that be proper?
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PostSubject: Re: Bonita Prime   Sun Jul 31, 2011 9:57 am

Look, your little crush is cute, but pulling a girl's pigtails only works on the playground, if even there.
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