Another chapter in the epic saga of what I'm sure is now everyone's new OTP.
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- Chapter 2: The First Day
The plane ride was hell on earth! Wade would not no, could not shut up! My MP3 couldn't even block out that mans voice. When Victor (the cat man
Breaking news, guys: Christopher Nolan has cancelled his “Dark Knight Rises” film in order to begin a new trilogy…”Victor: Catman.”
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- who looks scary as hell which should say something cause i have seen the craziest people alive. But Victor takes the cake on scary.) told him to shut up or he was going to be gutted he started talking about this one mission where he had to go and find this guy or something i really didn't catch much of it since i was blocking him out.
I thought you said you couldn’t block him out. Is Wade a paradox?
On second thought, don’t answer that.
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- Anyway he had to gut him but instead cut something a little lower down the body and um yeah i think you can guess what that was.
Um. Wouldn’t that create a bit of a problem, seeing how a.) I believe that at this point Wade did not have a healing factor and b.) He fights back when you hit him.
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- But after the hell ride we got to their base if you can call it that. It looked like a prision
Because it is! Oops, did we forget to mention that?
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- only with one of those signs that said welcome home p.s. you may never leave.
Um…yeah. That pretty much sums up the experience of watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
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- But do you want to know the real kicker i'm the only girl one the whole team. That's seven guys (not counting Styker) to one one girl. Isn't my life just awesome?
I guess.
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- Around the same time only in Wade's pov...
Man oh man this girl is pretty good lookin. I mean shes not my normal hello Blondie i just noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to give you notice that i noticed you too. No this cookie was going to be very hard to crack. First off she isn't blond, nope shes a brunette with blue streaks going down in her oh so flowy long hair. Shes wearing a black tank top which makes her look fanfriggintastic. She has black boots with some kind of blue design wrapping around. And her pants are camo Capri's with like a hundred pockets. She has very little chestness but i can deal with that because
That was vaguely in-character in the sense that it’s just a bunch of nonsense thoughts strung together purportedly in Wade’s mind.
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- " I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horny
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy"
“I mentally copy-pasted that from a lyrics website!
…An inaccurate lyrics website!”
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- "Wilson that's enough." Styker yelled in a commanding voice that made him sound like a grinch.
“I don’t understand you kids today and your music…”
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- "Sir yes sir stowing all songs sir!"
Wade Wilson: broken MP3 player in human form.
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- Star was just staring at me in disbelief. I smiled at her and you wanna know what she did? Because it wasn't smile back or an eyebrow raise no she flipped me off and went back to staring at the ground as we walked toward the living room area of our home sweet home in this jail like hotel.
I did not want to know what she did, but now that I do know, I had been right to assume it was something Sueish.
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- To make it even worse Victor the overgrown pussy was snickering.
Pussy as in pussycat, or pussy as in…pussy?
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- 'Hey guys do want to know what the word of the day is?"
I thought it was impossible for you to focus on one word at a time if the one word does not involve some sort of fried food.
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- "No Wade nobody wants to and i suggest you don't say it until you learn more about her." Wraith said tipping his hat at me.
“Okay, Wil.i.am! I MEAN WRAITH. I’M SORRY. I MEANT WRAITH. I REALLY DID.”
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- "Its legs so Star let's say we head to your room and spread the word?"
HAHAHA LOL.
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- Did i say too much? I'm just wondering since she tried lunging at me than something happened when Jimmy caught her...
I seriously read that sentence as “since she tried humping at me”, and it was 100% more amusing. I’m tired, okay?
Oh, and I guess Logan is here. That’s weird, I figured he’d just wandered off somewhere.
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- Back to Star...
MOTHERF*CKING jackass! Why can't he just keep his mouth shut!
BECAUSE HE’S MOTHERFUCKING WADE WILSON
HE TALKS TO
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- "Hey there bub simmer down! Wade is just being Wade annoying and simple minded."
"Well i have no patience or will to deal with him so let me go!"
“I’ve changed my mind! I’m going home!”
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- I hadn't realized i was touching Jimmy's skin and me being distracted made my one of many powers to kick in. I didn't know what Jimmy's power was but i was gonna find out the hard way. Mimicry. Bone began to come out of the space between my knuckles. The skin slivered open slowly and blood trickled down the insides of my hands.
AH OH GOD WHAT IS THAT WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT?!
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- It hurt like hell. how can he let these things come out so often as he most likely did?
That’s what she…OH THE HORROR
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- I cried out from the sudden pain. Jimmy in this time had put me down and had the most shocked look on his face. Not that i can blame him but still its not that bad.
“WHY ARE MY CLAWS COMING OUT OF YOUR HANDS?!”
And of course, while a normal person (or even a mutant) would be screaming their heads off in fear and pain, the Sue’s reaction is that it’s “not that bad”.
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- I looked at the claws for a minute or two then i couldn't figure out how to put them back.
"Um Jimmy how do you get these things to retract?"
Jiiimmmyyyyy, fiiiiiiix iiiiiiit.
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- He shook his head like someone had hit him." A just kind of flex the muscles around your knuckles and pull back." He continued to stare at me.
…Why do you have my powers and can I have them back please
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- But i did as he said and low and behold they went away.
"Wow now we have two dog like people here WAIT does that mean you and Victor are related now?"
"No Wade
If Wade was talking, could we please get some indication that he was? Or are we just meant to assume Wade talks so much that every line of dialogue is his unless otherwise noted?
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- it means i took his power a little and it will go away unless i stow it which i won't can we get to my room now i need some alone time."
“I need some time to take some deep breaths and recover from that sentence.”
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- In reality i wanted to see if it had a window i can't take this place it smells of blood and hey! since when do i have a sense of smell!
NOPE! Nope, the joke is too easy.
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- Jimmy how many frigging powers do you have?
It’s his…sixth sense.
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- "Ms. Star Wade
I will henceforth refer to Wade Wilson as “Ms. Star Wade.”
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- will show you to your room and the training area and such all are to report back in 5 hours for our next mission." He smiled a fake little smile and walked off with two solders followin.
"Why can't Victor or John or Jimmy show me around!" Man did i just say Victor and why was his name first? Hes gonna think i like him or something. Oh God hes staring at me.
…Wow, what is this, fifth grade? Paranoid much?
For a Sue, you’re…actually, you’re typically insecure.
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- "You really want me to show you around there darlin." He asked fangs barring out the side of his smirk.
"Um..i'll pass...Wade lets go!'
“…On second thought, I’ll take the crazy guy.”
“Well yeah, but which one of us?”
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- I grabbed Wade and drug him down the hallway and heard Victor laughing silently to himself.
“Hahaha! I love my reputation as a creep! It means I never have to do anything!”
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- Wade sped up a bit and was walking right next to me. The hall was never ending metal and bolts that were huge sticking out slightly. The floors were pure white and the lights were long ways glowing off the floor to make it glisten.
"Did you really want Vikki to show you around?" Wade asked out of no where he looked so jealous.
Watch the sparks fly, folks.
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- "Of course not! That guy has serous issues he needs to get worked out. Besides its not like your jealous or anything." I said smiling at him. He smiled lightly then asked something i didn't want to answer.
"Me jealous never especially over that big pussy. Anyhow whats your story?"
"What do you mean?" I asked turning away from his face and looking down the hall.
"You know how you got your powers."
NO! WADE! DON’T ASK THE SUE ABOUT HER TRAGIC PAST! NEVER DO THA—
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- I clenched my teeth and moved moved my jaw.
…I like to move it move it…
*shot*
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- "That bad cupcake?"
"Don't call me that"
"Fine there cakes."
What is with everyone in this story nicknaming each other after delicious sweets?
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- You all know what it sounds like when a person punches another right?
Onomatopoeia?
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- Well that was the sound you would've herad when i punched Wade in the mouth.
He stumbled back a bit from the impact and shock.
"What the hell is your problem! You PMSing or something!"
NO YES MAYBE I JUST NEED TIME ALONE OKAY
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- I had already started running when the tears swelled in my eyes. I didn't want to punch him but he said the one word i hate. Cakes.
NO! How can you hate cakes? Why? What did cake ever do to you?!
Or
The cakes is a lie
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- My father called me that constantly. All the memories flooded back. I couldn't atke it. I went into the first room i found with a bed. I curled up in the middle of it and felt the cotton fabric against my skin. I hated crying it made me feel weak.
Victor: Wat the shit why is the Sue in my bed
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- "Hey bub Wade give you the wrong room?"
Shit Jimmy. Well better than Victor i guess.
Damn. At least I wasn’t far off.
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- He walked over from leaning in on the door frame and sat on the bed. He pulled me up so i would look at him.
"What Wade do to ya now kid?"
…Why is Logan being the father figure?
WHY.
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- "It really wansn't his fault he just said something that triggered my anger and i punched him. Then the memories came flooding back.
So I punched him again.
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- I just want to forget everything."I sobbed into my knees that were wrapped to my chest.
He smirked slightly. "you can't run from the past kid. Trust me over three hundred years of memories in this head." He pointed to the side of his head.
"Ya i know,
How would you possibly know?
You don’t even know what happened to your damn family, cos you up and left before checking.
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- guess i better go find Wade and see how mad he is." I said getting up from the bed and walked toward the door.
"Don't worry bout him too much one tracked mind that boy has."
“Honestly, he’s probably forgotten you even exist by now.”
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- I smiled "Ya got that right thanks for listening and all um later."
"Later kid."
Now how do i find Wade i guess i could ask Jimmy.
i knocked on the door
…Why not just turn around and ask him again?
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- "Ya"
"Were would Wade be?"
"The gym down the hall on the third right."
"Thanks."
I got there in a minute flat and just like i was told he was in the gym beating the hell out of the punching bag.
"A Wade can we talk?" I asked but he ignored me. Jackass
Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa.
Wade Wilson is ignoring you.
Wade Wilson does not want to
talk to you.
This Sue is
fuuuuuucked uuuuup.
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- i went up to him and taped his shoulder and what did he do? Punched me in the mouth. Guess pay back is a bitch.
'STAR! What the hell are you doing sneaking up on a guy like that for!"
"I came to apolagize but i guess i got your answer." I said smiling at him.
He sat down against the wall with me since i guess he was tired i don't really know.
This story makes so much sense.
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- "Look Wade i'm sorry i punched you but i hate that word it brings back bad memories and i snapped."
“You can’t imagine how hard it is for me to go past a bakery.”
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- He just stared at me. He didn't move just sat there like he was waiting for something.
I took in a deep breath and began. "i first found out about my mutation a few nights before my parents were murdered. I could heal faster than the average person. I was riding my dirt bike and crashed. I should have been dead since i hit a tree head fist, but my broken bones healed in the hour and all my cuts were gone just dried blood was left. Then i figured out i could take mutants powers when a gang of them tried attacking me, i stole the ones power of telepathy and anothers mind reading ability. to bad i couldn't use those powers to keep my parents alive. I was getting Christmas decorations of all things when two guys came and shot both of them in the head.'
That’s…a lot to happen in a couple of nights.
Two random guys just came in and shot your parents, and then for all we know never bothered to look for you?
…There’s no plot in this aside from bad shipping, is there?
I knew it.
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- I stopped for a minute as tears were on the verge of falling. Wade put his hand on my shoulder and look so concerned which was shocking cause i've only seen him smirking or half angry."
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- Iran like a coward
Hidden political statement or badly formed sentence? You be the judge.
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- out the back door bare foot in the foot of snow, they chased me for three days nd buy then i learned my body hates the cold because when i touched something thats extremely cold it burns me. An the craziest thing is i can heal myself with the power of the moon." I stopped i couldn't continue. i just sat there crying like a baby and Wade at this point pulled me close to him into a hug. I gripped his sweaty t-shirt and sobbed.
Um…yeah. I’m pretty sure that at this point even
Deadpool thinks you’re crazy, which means you have issues so severe it’s actually impossible to imagine them.
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- "I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips." Wade said looking off into the distance. I completley stopped crying and just stared at him.
“…Um…what?”
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- He looked down at me and continued his sweetness by saying "Don't frown- you never know who might be falling in love with your smile."
“Why…why are you suddenly becoming an inspirational poster generator?”
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- I scooted up to be closer to his head and our faces were mere inches apart when "Team report to the confrence room in five."Came over the intercom.
"Well Styker always does know when to pick a moment huh there cup.."
Cup?
Well, he might like to talk, but Wade fucking sucks at nicknames. And making out with girls. Which is weird. Because he’s Ryan Reynolds.
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- I glared at him.
"Bunny?"
I smiled and shook my head. "Come on Wade we better get there before he gets his panties in a bundle and your my guide remember?'
"Hey you forgetting something?"
"What what i forget?"
I asked and started looking around the room.
"ME!"He yelled and jumped up and wrapped his arm around me.
No, she did not forget you, Wade, she just invited you along. Seriously, what is wrong with you…
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- "you are such a goof."
"I know"
Was the last thing he said while we walked to find out our mission.
AND THEN THERE WAS A HORRIBLE EXPLOSION AND EVERYONE WHO WAS OOC WAS KILLED
Or not. Oh well.
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- Well theres chapter two hope you guys like it and i promise there will be action in the next chapter since their going on the mission. Till then reviews are more than welcomed and in fact are greatly appreciated.
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