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GeorgeUK
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Join date : 2011-05-16

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PostSubject: I hath telekinesis   I hath telekinesis EmptyMon May 16, 2011 9:19 am

We all know about it. An AU Harry Potter set in a crummy world of plotholes and spelling errors. Ladies and Gentlemen, my first snarking attempt...the infamous "My Immortal". We begin with chapter one.

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2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven

Homophobia alert!

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helpin me wif da story and spelling

Better get yourself another proofreader.

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my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Wow, your parents must really have hated you to call you that when a far shorter, more suitable name, like "Mary Sue" would have been available. That's even worse than the parents who named their child after a bus stop.

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I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.

Incest FTW!

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I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England

There's this little thing just north of Carlisle and Newcastle called the Anglo-Scottish border. England makes up the Southern part. Hogwarts is on the north side.

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I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there.

Let's see...*quick google search*...no, there are no branches of Hot Topic in the UK.

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It was snowing and raining so there was no sun

Lousy Smarch weather.

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IS it good?



Bad spelling, appalling grammar. And it's just the first chapter. Seeing her English assignments would have been entertaining.
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StandupShady
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Join date : 2011-03-13

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PostSubject: Re: I hath telekinesis   I hath telekinesis EmptyMon May 16, 2011 1:29 pm

Snarked to death would be a pretty appropriate description for the first chapter of My Immortal. And just a heads up, it came out in 2005-6 and is certainly not regarded as a 'new release'.
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KJM
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Join date : 2009-06-11
Age : 45

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PostSubject: Re: I hath telekinesis   I hath telekinesis EmptyTue May 17, 2011 5:23 pm

Still, any excuse to post Robotnik saying "NO!" is a good one.


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Chris91
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Join date : 2009-06-13
Age : 56
Location : Salem, Mass., USA

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PostSubject: Re: I hath telekinesis   I hath telekinesis EmptyTue May 17, 2011 5:52 pm

Trufax. Smile
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