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PostSubject: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"   Mon May 02, 2011 2:45 pm

Let me tell you a tale. A Tale of Goffics and Preps. This is the story of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Let us start with chapter one.

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AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)
That's seriously our first joke. This isn't a good sign.

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2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling.
SHE HAD HELP WITH SPELLING!!!!! Dear God All her friends are retards.

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U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Deprzzing? Do i honestly want to know.

After the authors note we get the Real story.

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).
Who is Amy Lee? -Does quick google search- How did i not see that coming

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I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.
So...Incest?

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I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.
So in name only Vampire?

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I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black.
This just in:EVERY GOTH HAS BLACK CLOTHS!!!!

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I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
Woah You're not going to tell us everytime you change cloths right...Right?

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I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Yeah stick it too the normal people who are staring at the freak.

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"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.
So Draco, the guy who called YOU, Was shy.How...Expected

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But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
"Bitch get away from that man"

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
No It was not good.

And so ends chapter one of the worst fic known to man.
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PostSubject: Re: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"   Mon May 02, 2011 3:07 pm

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PostSubject: Re: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"   Mon May 02, 2011 4:50 pm

Seule wrote:
http://www.whygodwhy.org/t587-special-fangz-to-tara-gilesbie-nws


There can't be two reviews of the same Fic?
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PostSubject: Re: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"   Tue May 03, 2011 8:32 am

You can post your own snark in the other thread. So, two reviews, yes. Two threads... normally get merged, if it happens.
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PostSubject: Re: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"   Tue May 03, 2011 2:02 pm

Ah Thank you Grmbl
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