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PostSubject: Evangelion: Date Rape   Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:57 pm

Apparently "Evangelion: Date Rape" by "the King of the Seahorses" is infamous as one of the worst, perhaps the worst, Evangelion fanfic. The author was forcibly chased out of the fandom and all copies except one are now lost.

Since it's apparently a famous badfic, I'm posting in Golden Oldies.

The Only Copy

Shinji discovers date rape drugs and uses them on Misato and Asuka. It has a Celebrian-like or Agony-in-Pink-like feel of going through an endurance test by merely reading it. The only good thing about it is that it's just a few chapters long. Disturbingly detailed, violent and torture-filled, it has no plot other than Shinji raping over and over and discovering his torture fetishes.

A lot of time is spent in "loving" detail on fetishes for breaking bones, pulling teeth, masturbating with hair, psychological torture, cannibalism, crucifixion, and shooting a loaded gun into a vagina, all written in language that has few spelling or grammar problems but still disturbingly sounds exactly as if it had been written by a 12-year-old. The near-constant rape scenes are broken up only by "cute" moments between Shinji and his penguin and by author's notes insisting very strongly that the author does not have rape or torture fantasies.

Though the author insists these are Shinji's fantasies, the way they are described and dwelled on leaves no doubt that they are, in fact, the author's fantasies.

Some choice quotes:

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As I went off to my bed and left her asleep on hers, Pen Pen watched me leave. He looked very happy and there was some blood on his feathers from when he had had a nosebleed. I wonder if he would like to join in fucking Misato next time?

Yes, it's an anime, so even the penguins get nosebleeds. Of course. Why didn't I realize that before?

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I would fall asleep with my head between her huge F-cup tits, sometimes suckling her warm, sweet breastmilk until I dozed off.) I forced her to pump her breasts twice a day - using the milk on my breakfast serial and in my coffee. It tasted so good and I got so horny when I drank it...).

Breastmilk. It's what for breakfast. Provided you eat "serial" instead of "cereal."

No explanation for why Misato is lactating is ever attempted by the author, but she makes more and more milk over time. It's just one fetish in a truckload of fetishes, and a mild one at that, but the maternal way it's described makes the author seem like even more of a little boy and so it makes the story a lot creepier.
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PostSubject: Re: Evangelion: Date Rape   Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:39 pm

The King of the Seahorses wrote:
I would have to altar my plans.
lol fail

I've never seen Evangelion, but this fic is without a doubt one of the worst I've ever read Upset

Worst parts include: all of it
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PostSubject: Re: Evangelion: Date Rape   Fri May 06, 2011 11:13 am

Notanoni wrote:
Apparently "Evangelion: Date Rape" by "the King of the Seahorses" is infamous as one of the worst, perhaps the worst, Evangelion fanfic. The author was forcibly chased out of the fandom and all copies except one are now lost....

Well, thank God for that...

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Though the author insists these are Shinji's fantasies, the way they are described and dwelled on leaves no doubt that they are, in fact, the author's fantasies.

Then that author must be a world-class psycho. Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Evangelion: Date Rape   Fri May 06, 2011 11:46 am

Notanoni wrote:

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I would fall asleep with my head between her huge F-cup tits, sometimes suckling her warm, sweet breastmilk until I dozed off.) I forced her to pump her breasts twice a day - using the milk on my breakfast serial and in my coffee. It tasted so good and I got so horny when I drank it...).

Breastmilk. It's what for breakfast. Provided you eat "serial" instead of "cereal."

No explanation for why Misato is lactating is ever attempted by the author, but she makes more and more milk over time. It's just one fetish in a truckload of fetishes, and a mild one at that, but the maternal way it's described makes the author seem like even more of a little boy and so it makes the story a lot creepier.

Cereal killer!



No for reals, wherever this kid is now, there's a strong possibility of bodies in his basement or under his stairs.
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PostSubject: Re: Evangelion: Date Rape   Sun May 08, 2011 9:11 am

Wow there are some literally AMAZING lines in this rapefic.

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I grabbed her long purple hair and began to play with it, rubbing it on my 12 inch cock and raping it around.

How can you 'rape around' with someone's hair? I just... what mental image is that supposed to convey? Does... not... compute....

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I nearly cummed straight away.

This author apparently thinks the past participle of 'cum' is 'cummed'.... I despair for the education system.

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Even though Misato was out cold, she began to moan in excitement.

No.

No.

You cannot be 'out cold' and conscious enough to moan at the SAME TIME.

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"Misato, you fucking slut. You like being raped by me, don't you? Don't you?"

If she said 'yes', would he lose his hard-on? Because... it wouldn't be rape then would it?

Confusion abounds.

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she started to orgasm as I fucked her so hard that her pussy began to bleed

Nothing like tearing a woman's vagina to make her cum, amirite fellas? Fap
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PostSubject: Re: Evangelion: Date Rape   Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:59 am

Even that last copy is now gone....

Anyone manage to save that to repost it somewhere else?
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PostSubject: Re: Evangelion: Date Rape   Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:23 pm

Kari Izumi wrote:
Even that last copy is now gone....

Anyone manage to save that to repost it somewhere else?


I believe there is a copy on proboards.
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