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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:03 pm

The two minute intro to Gloria Tesch's TV show. It's basically a really boring slideshow. The stupid effects are funny for a few seconds and then it just gets boring.
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:46 pm

She has her own TV show?!!! Shocked

God help us all. pale
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:52 pm

I hope she paid good money to use that music. Because it would be bad if someone sued her or something over it.....
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:55 pm

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She has her own TV show?!!! Shocked
It's just public access, so it's no more legit than her self-published books. I meant to say that but I guess I got distracted by all the fireworks.

Do you recognize the music, bleachedblackcat? I was wondering that myself. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] so stealing music wouldn't be that much of a shocker.
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:57 pm

I'll just leave [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] here.

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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:34 pm

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I'll just leave [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] here.

I love how it just focuses on the EXACT SAME IMAGE OF A STATIC CASTLE three full times and then it shows a cover image and somehow that means a movie is coming. That was some funny shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:10 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:13 pm

The book trailer is 'better'.
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:20 pm

OK, anyone know who this [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] There's a blurry video purporting to be [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] and another [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]. According to Conjual Felecity, [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] but I have no idea what's going on here. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] has updated since that video (whoops, wrong about this; the comments are older than the videos) and the producer was changed. Also, it promises Maradonia audio books.


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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:03 am

Maradonia audio books? Shocked

OK, it's time to go Seal Team Six on Gloria Tesch's egotistical fanbrat ass.
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:53 am

I think they'd be awesome if they were read exactly like the books were written.
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:01 am

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Maradonia audio books? Shocked

OK, it's time to go Seal Team Six on Gloria Tesch's egotistical fanbrat ass.
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:05 pm

Damn, I hope the movie hasn't been canceled. Obviously it was going to be a trainwreck and only inflate her already city-crushing ego, but I kind of wanted to see them try to release it and watch their baby project get savaged by incredulous reviewers. The fallout would've been delicious.
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:19 pm

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Damn, I hope the movie hasn't been canceled.

Speak for yourself.
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Sat Oct 01, 2011 6:34 pm

Judging by the other contents of that YouTube account, it's hearsay at this point and there hasn't been any official news. I'm just wondering if the Tesches managed to piss someone else off. I missed that they've actually scared off two directors and a cinematographer. A normal person would've canned the project after all that, but the Facebook page was definitely updated after all of that shit happened, so these clearly aren't normal people and they still might be trying to move the project along. For the record, that shit happened in June and the Facebook page was updated early last month.
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Sat Oct 01, 2011 6:46 pm

This is as entertaining/intriguing as listening to mothers talk about their lil' 1-5yo pageant kids. Like some sort of artistic train wreck.
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:09 pm

I pray that the movie hasn't already failed. I want to see the complete trainwreck!
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:08 am

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I pray that the movie hasn't already failed.

Like I said in reply to Tungsten Monk's last post, speak for yourself. I'm hoping the sucker crashes and burns.
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:44 am

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I pray that the movie hasn't already failed.

Like I said in reply to Tungsten Monk's last post, speak for yourself. I'm hoping the sucker crashes and burns.

Aw, but that's the whole point of not wanting it to be canceled! If the project isn't finished, it won't be released, and if it isn't released, we can't mock it to death and enjoy its flaming failure. Spending so much time and money on the movie, only to have it go kaflooey in front of the public, might actually serve as a wake-up call to the Tesches. < / naivete >
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:58 pm

Ooooooh, yiss~ I want to see this movie with a burning passion.
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:01 am

Which doesn't say much for your cinematic tastes. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:26 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:41 pm

Yes, but that was a very sad time.

Anyway, I doubt the recent YouTube videos mean anything, but maybe they'll provoke a lulzy reaction from Team Tesch. I don't think it's likely, though.
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:44 am

Has anyone thought to test Gloria for rabies?
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PostSubject: Re: Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects   Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:58 pm

So guys, UPDATE on Maradonia the Movie. Not only is the Teschmeister playing one of the titular characters (prompting obvious cries that the character was actually a self insert) but filming appears to actually be complete (after begging fans for money on their Facebook page).

Here is the latest promo vid uploaded in April. The acting is shittastic. I think this movie is going to be brilliant, and not in the way Tesch thinks. 

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