Maradonia and the Seven Vanity Projects

The two minute intro to Gloria Tesch's TV show. It's basically a really boring slideshow. The stupid effects are funny for a few seconds and then it just gets boring.

She has her own TV show?!!!

God help us all.

I hope she paid good money to use that music. Because it would be bad if someone sued her or something over it.....

Chris91 wrote:

She has her own TV show?!!!

It's just public access, so it's no more legit than her self-published books. I meant to say that but I guess I got distracted by all the fireworks.

Do you recognize the music, bleachedblackcat? I was wondering that myself. Team Tesch previously stole artwork to promote the still non-existent movie so stealing music wouldn't be that much of a shocker.

I'll just leave this here.

PendragonGirl wrote:

I'll just leave this here.

I love how it just focuses on the EXACT SAME IMAGE OF A STATIC CASTLE three full times and then it shows a cover image and somehow that means a movie is coming. That was some funny shit.

The book trailer is 'better'.

OK, anyone know who this Pythonnews guy on YouTube is? There's a blurry video purporting to be Gloria Tesch fighting and another claiming the movie's been canceled. According to Conjual Felecity, Team Tesch scared off a director at one point but I have no idea what's going on here. The Facebook page for the movie has updated since that video (whoops, wrong about this; the comments are older than the videos) and the producer was changed. Also, it promises Maradonia audio books.

Maradonia audio books?

OK, it's time to go Seal Team Six on Gloria Tesch's egotistical fanbrat ass.

I think they'd be awesome if they were read exactly like the books were written.

Chris91 wrote:

Maradonia audio books?

OK, it's time to go Seal Team Six on Gloria Tesch's egotistical fanbrat ass.

Chris
CHRIS
stop threatening murder for harmless stupid bullshit
this is why you're a laughingstock

Damn, I hope the movie hasn't been canceled. Obviously it was going to be a trainwreck and only inflate her already city-crushing ego, but I kind of wanted to see them try to release it and watch their baby project get savaged by incredulous reviewers. The fallout would've been delicious.

Tungsten Monk wrote:

Damn, I hope the movie hasn't been canceled.

Speak for yourself.

Judging by the other contents of that YouTube account, it's hearsay at this point and there hasn't been any official news. I'm just wondering if the Tesches managed to piss someone else off. I missed that they've actually scared off two directors and a cinematographer. A normal person would've canned the project after all that, but the Facebook page was definitely updated after all of that shit happened, so these clearly aren't normal people and they still might be trying to move the project along. For the record, that shit happened in June and the Facebook page was updated early last month.

This is as entertaining/intriguing as listening to mothers talk about their lil' 1-5yo pageant kids. Like some sort of artistic train wreck.

I pray that the movie hasn't already failed. I want to see the complete trainwreck!

CaptainMcNeil wrote:

I pray that the movie hasn't already failed.

Like I said in reply to Tungsten Monk's last post, speak for yourself. I'm hoping the sucker crashes and burns.

Chris91 wrote:

CaptainMcNeil wrote:

I pray that the movie hasn't already failed.

Like I said in reply to Tungsten Monk's last post, speak for yourself. I'm hoping the sucker crashes and burns.

Aw, but that's the whole point of not wanting it to be canceled! If the project isn't finished, it won't be released, and if it isn't released, we can't mock it to death and enjoy its flaming failure. Spending so much time and money on the movie, only to have it go kaflooey in front of the public, might actually serve as a wake-up call to the Tesches. < / naivete >

Ooooooh, yiss~ I want to see this movie with a burning passion.

Which doesn't say much for your cinematic tastes.

Quijotesca wrote:

Soylent Green wrote:

Oh, man. I'm reading through the fine sporkings here.

This Account Has Been Suspended


Did the author throw a hissy fit?

Edit:Nope, wasn't her. Conjual Felicity on Wikispaces says it's the author of Latawnya the Naughty Horse causing problems.

The site is back up now.

Yes, but that was a very sad time.

Anyway, I doubt the recent YouTube videos mean anything, but maybe they'll provoke a lulzy reaction from Team Tesch. I don't think it's likely, though.

Has anyone thought to test Gloria for rabies?

So guys, UPDATE on Maradonia the Movie. Not only is the Teschmeister playing one of the titular characters (prompting obvious cries that the character was actually a self insert) but filming appears to actually be complete (after begging fans for money on their Facebook page).

Here is the latest promo vid uploaded in April. The acting is shittastic. I think this movie is going to be brilliant, and not in the way Tesch thinks.