Yahoo!Answers: where the blind lead the blind, 10 points at a time

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-17

Delcat wrote:: We really do need our Yahoo!Answers thread back.

So I obliged.

The premise behind Yahoo!Answers is clever: like eBay, only about knowledge. But it should be a written principle that every Internet resource get abused for retarded purposes sooner or later.

The system has been conceived by an optimistic boy-scout who never left his parents' house. Users can pose as other users, adopting their nickname and avatar. Users can give themselves the Best Answer. They can get multiple account and spend days arguing with their sockpuppets. They can report questions and answers for no other reason than it looked like a good idea at the time. What with the layoffs in the Yahoo! corporation, more and more customer support relies on bots.

I'm trying to pull out and leave the place to the trolls, but now and again I feel pulled to the dark side of the Force and spend some sarcasm in the Religion & Spirituality section.

Do you have any horror stories about Y!A you want to share? Or do you want to hear some?

Hot and Botherer Join date : 2009-06-10

I want to hear some. I'm not on Yahoo and have no stories of my own, but I offer this:

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...and my favorite:

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How is babby formed?

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-10

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IT NEVER GETS OLD

*convulses with laughter*

I think you just killed me, Narwhal.

Sporkbender Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34

Eh, I don't have any that are too funny.

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And my all-time favorite

Join date : 2009-06-30 Age : 32

All of those lulz-worthy. People are freaking stupid.

Join date : 2009-06-11 Location : Canada

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Oops, forgot this gem...
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OH GOD OH GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

And This is Why I Need Medication Join date : 2009-06-10

Did anyone think to save the one that was posted after Michael Jackson died, from the pregnant girl who wanted to get an abortion because she didn't want her child being born into a world without MJ? Because sometimes, I'm afraid I hallucinated it.

Join date : 2009-06-10

Is this the one that you are looking for?

Spoiler:

If not, then it's at least similar.

Here are 2 other results I got when I searched for "Michael Jackson abortion":

Spoiler:

Links to all 3 questions:
picture 1 - here
picture 2 - here
picture 3 - here

Edit: Ok. I think I found the question you were referring to.

Spoiler:

picture 4 - link

And This is Why I Need Medication Join date : 2009-06-10

Rageful Jewel wrote:

Is this the one that you are looking for?

Spoiler:

If not, then it's at least similar.

Here are 2 other results I got when I searched for "Michael Jackson abortion":

Spoiler:

Links to all 3 questions:
picture 1 - here
picture 2 - here
picture 3 - here

Edit: Ok. I think I found the question you were referring to.

Spoiler:

picture 4 - link

Link 4 was it. Though I find the idea that there were three similar links posted at the same time...disturbing.

I want to call troll on those MJ ones, but it's still very creepy.

Join date : 2009-07-17

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Sporkbender Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 39

What are acidic jews? o.O

Join date : 2009-07-17

Chocho wrote:: What are acidic jews? o.O

They're Jews with a pH less than seven.

Armbiter of Good Fanfiction Join date : 2009-06-10

Chocho wrote:: What are acidic jews? o.O

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Sporkbender Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 39

Psy-4 wrote:

Chocho wrote:: What are acidic jews? o.O

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Thank you. Although the question makes more sense when you take it at face value. Rolling Eyes

It must be hard to find clothes that don't dissolve in acid... scratch

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And This is Why I Need Medication Join date : 2009-06-10

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Dear God in Heaven, no one could be that stupid, could they?

Hot and Botherer Join date : 2009-06-10

Considering this is what happens when you mix vinegar and baking soda:

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I imagine the person did not, in fact, drink that or any of it. Bleach, paint thinner and urine?

Still made me laugh.

Knight of the Bleach Join date : 2009-06-10

Chocho wrote:: What are acidic jews? o.O

There totally needs to be a band called Acidic Jews.

...but what genre would it be? scratch

Acid-klezmer fusion, duh.

Join date : 2009-06-16

Well, gasoline would get rid of a sore throat. It would also get rid of the owner of the throat, but at least it wouldn't be sore anymore.

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