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Sorsa A. Jänis
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PostSubject: NiGhT-sTaLkEr13 and the kingdom of robo!dicks   Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:51 am

The links are very NWS!

Why yes hello! I needed to come here to get this crap outta my systems so I can regain my will to live. This guy has been already linked to the TFAfts on LJ, but I think he deserves a special place here where his art is being judged objectionally by judges who know little about the Transformers fandom.

Here I present NiGhT-sTaLkEr13 [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] and his obsession with the pairing ShockwaveXMegatron (in that order). He is a guy from Australia in his twenties, so I've got no clue wth went wrong with him.

All he draws is this kind of stuff. Actually his whole gallery is full of robococks.

He also writes a fanfic with the title snatched from probably the most famous TF comis ever, but I'm not brave enough to check it out. It will probably just have tons of sticky sex and penis piercings. Notice how he substitutes the words penis, piss and sperm with words like cable and fluids.

His depiction of Megatron is interesting to say the least. Sooo Megatron has a piercing on his robo dick and his hands look fucking creepy. It's like he draw some random hands and put rings on every joint. But at least the robocock is detailed.

Forget about what I said about Megatron: I think Shockwave's even creepier. Shockwave's randomly showing off his cable. I really don't get it how he can sexualize something that doesn't even have a face. Shockwave has never been showing any emotions either, so wth?! "But I wrote up a sex scene last night and thought it was pretty hot, so I drew it."

Do I really have to tell you how ridiculous and utterly disturbing this kind of imagery is? About 95% Transformers fandom hates "sticky" sex and about 50% of the fandom doesn't see the robots as sexual at all. Apparently he's a borderline case with his imagery, because IT'S PERFECTLY OKAY TO DRAW ROBOCOCKS SINCE THEY ARE NOT ERECT.
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PostSubject: Re: NiGhT-sTaLkEr13 and the kingdom of robo!dicks   Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:26 pm

PIERCED robo cawk? WHY, GOD, WHY?!

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PostSubject: Re: NiGhT-sTaLkEr13 and the kingdom of robo!dicks   Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:49 pm

Sorsa! Long time, no see! I've missed you and your kitty!

Robo!dicks and piercings. While it's not my childhood being raped here, I remember my sons playing with Transformers when they were kids, so looking at this is a giant case of DO NOT WANT EVER FOR ANY REASON!

On the other hand, this is precisely the sort of stuff Harley faps to. You know it's true.
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PostSubject: Re: NiGhT-sTaLkEr13 and the kingdom of robo!dicks   Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:01 am

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Sorsa! Long time, no see! I've missed you and your kitty!

Robo!dicks and piercings. While it's not my childhood being raped here, I remember my sons playing with Transformers when they were kids, so looking at this is a giant case of DO NOT WANT EVER FOR ANY REASON!

On the other hand, this is precisely the sort of stuff Harley faps to. You know it's true.

:3 I'm more kitty filled than ever

And yes I would think an artist this obsessed with dicks would be do not want anyway. It's not even porn he draws all the time, but robo!dicks, like I really would like to see any sticky robo porn either. Also if you poke him at all he will raise a hell and tell you to GTFO DON'T LOOK IF YOU DON'T LIKE!111111

I'm really greatful that while Harley is in the same fandom I haven't had to see her ugly shit she calls fanfiction, since I hang out at different places. Although she got featured for her idiocracy twice in Topless Robot XD


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PostSubject: Re: NiGhT-sTaLkEr13 and the kingdom of robo!dicks   Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:45 am

Is 'pierced' even the right term? Shouldn't it be something like: "constructed with integral chain link'?
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PostSubject: Re: NiGhT-sTaLkEr13 and the kingdom of robo!dicks   Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:34 pm

Sorsa A. Jänis wrote:
:3 I'm more kitty filled than ever

Sorsa, I swear to God or a deity of your choice, if you start that I AM SO CUTE I AM OOZING CUTE bullshit again I'ma take you out back and do unspeakable things to you.
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PostSubject: Re: NiGhT-sTaLkEr13 and the kingdom of robo!dicks   Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:41 pm

Technobrat wrote:
PIERCED robo cawk? WHY, GOD, WHY?!


Because the artist is a platinum-level psycho, that's why.
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PostSubject: Re: NiGhT-sTaLkEr13 and the kingdom of robo!dicks   Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:15 pm

Whats the highest psycho level?
At least the artwork is okay.
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PostSubject: Re: NiGhT-sTaLkEr13 and the kingdom of robo!dicks   Sat Feb 05, 2011 7:45 am

Observed wrote:
Whats the highest psycho level?

Diamond.
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