The Best Darned Website In The South.

One day I was looking for racist jokes on the internet and I found this little website called

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Seeing is believing.

There are no words.

I'm partial to this one...

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The phoenix one looks okay, but between the site it's on and the way it looks like a woodcut made by the Grimm brothers I'm guessing it's some Nazi thing.

This guy made me lol so hard.

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He;s standing there so proud and self-rightious and sorta constipated looking, and he looks like this guy:
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The whole package is just awesomesauce.

The top ten nigger jokes, however, just suck. They aren't even that funny or ironic. Just dumb.

They also feature something called "girl shirts." But no girls modeling them. Cause, you know, women should stay in the kitchen where they belong.

What kind of WHITE POWER guys are these when their slogan of "It's not illegal to be White... YET!" is so self-victimizing?

WE'RE STRONG GUYS REALLY

EDIT: hahaha the guy in their fucking logo looks like he's hugging himself he needs a big old cuddle to protect him from the niggers and wetbacks of the dark scary world

EDITEDIT: why were you looking for racist jokes, Ratchetmon?

Ugh.

I always wondered where people like that got their shirts. Now I know.

Too bad I don't have anyplace to do some shooting these days, or a way to get these shirts so that the losers don't make any money off them. THey'd be fun to put a box or two of .22s through.

Lexin wrote:

I always wondered where people like that got their shirts. Now I know.

WAIT. BACK THE FUCK UP.

You've actually seen people walking around wearing these shirts? Because I haven't. I always thought this was something that pretty much just existed on the internet, and that real life racists were too subtle for this!

EileenK98 wrote:

They also feature something called "girl shirts." But no girls modeling them. Cause, you know, women should stay in the kitchen where they belong.

And birthin' babies, so the N*****S don't outnumber us! You forgot that part!

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WAIT. BACK THE FUCK UP.

You've actually seen people walking around wearing these shirts? Because I haven't. I always thought this was something that pretty much just existed on the internet, and that real life racists were too subtle for this!

You've never been south of the Mason-Dixon line, have you?

Hell, I live in Iowa, and I've seen guys in Missouri wearing shirts like this. They probably wear'em in Iowa as well-I just don't tend to hang out at White Supremacist rallies and Gun Shows (where I understand they're not uncommon, along with Tea party shirts).

Mr.Doobie wrote:

You've actually seen people walking around wearing these shirts? Because I haven't. I always thought this was something that pretty much just existed on the internet, and that real life racists were too subtle for this!

I have, but only in a documentary on the KKK. I recognized the "Original Boys in the Hood" shirt.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Lexin wrote:

I always wondered where people like that got their shirts. Now I know.

WAIT. BACK THE FUCK UP.

You've actually seen people walking around wearing these shirts? Because I haven't. I always thought this was something that pretty much just existed on the internet, and that real life racists were too subtle for this!

Yes, I've seen people manning British National Party (BNP) stalls in town centres wearing stuff like that. I remember once (this was years ago) I was wheeling my mother in her wheelchair when we passed some, and I could see her knuckles whiten as she clutched her umbrella. I was really worried for a moment that this little old lady in a wheelchair was going to take on the BNP.

Lady Anne wrote:

There are no words.

There are three words, actually...

WHAT....THE....FUCK.

Nihilist wrote:

Just Chipper wrote:

EDITEDIT: why were you looking for racist jokes, Ratchetmon?

he likes making racist jokes

seriously

dude is my brother
I should know

he probably typed in "nigger jokes" on Google

If this is true [and I believe it from 30 seconds of ~*~*~WGW DETECTIVE WORK~*~*~ [i.e. looking at friends lists]] then this is just adorable. YOUR BROTHER IS A BIG SMELLY RACIST NIL.

Lexin wrote:

Yes, I've seen people manning British National Party (BNP) stalls in town centres wearing stuff like that. I remember once (this was years ago) I was wheeling my mother in her wheelchair when we passed some, and I could see her knuckles whiten as she clutched her umbrella. I was really worried for a moment that this little old lady in a wheelchair was going to take on the BNP.

Is it wrong that I think it would've been incredibly cool if she'd started whapping them with her umbrella and calling them uncomplimentary names?

Rabid Badger wrote:

Lexin wrote:

Yes, I've seen people manning British National Party (BNP) stalls in town centres wearing stuff like that. I remember once (this was years ago) I was wheeling my mother in her wheelchair when we passed some, and I could see her knuckles whiten as she clutched her umbrella. I was really worried for a moment that this little old lady in a wheelchair was going to take on the BNP.

Is it wrong that I think it would've been incredibly cool if she'd started whapping them with her umbrella and calling them uncomplimentary names?

No. Because that would have been fucking awesome.

I love shirts like this. They are so weirdly moronic.

Thanks to the internet, I'm unable to take them seriously. Call it Poe's Law, but incorporating memes into shirts? Really? Really? I CAN HAS INSIPID RACISMS? It's just... kind of goofy.

That picture. Yes, the proud white man and his terrifying, proliferous hobo beard. Maybe it's useful for food transport, I dunno.

This just makes black people sound like superheroes. I fail to see how running at superhuman speeds could be a negative quality.

White supremacists are world renowned for their artistic talent.

The answer is 'ride an eight-legged horse named Slippy.'

And some are oddly juvenile. A similar concept to 'DINOSAURS ROCK' or 'girls have COOTIES.'

I am actually pretty sure that they do not.

It looks like the shirt comes pre-stained. Yes, I know it's probably bad Photoshopping, but still. I'd like to think someone lovingly rubbed Funyuns into it, thinking, all the while "this is for the cause, this is for the cause," for reasons we will never be able to fathom.

Judging from that picture, more like 'herped for derpy.'

Calling yourself intelligent via shirt does not cancel out the fact that you're wearing an idiotic fucking shirt.

I think Jesus might be being ironic here. Maybe he and Hipster Hitler try to one-up each other with their ironic whimsy and taste in obscure bands.

However, these folks aren't averse to slash fanfiction.

And, in the end, that is what counts.

Toastuh wrote:

This just makes black people sound like superheroes. I fail to see how running at superhuman speeds could be a negative quality.

Toast, I honestly can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you truly don't get the meaning of that shirt.

Sparrow wrote:

Toastuh wrote:

This just makes black people sound like superheroes. I fail to see how running at superhuman speeds could be a negative quality.

Toast, I honestly can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you truly don't get the meaning of that shirt.

Was being sarcastic/facetious, bro.
Should've made it a bit more obvious, sorry.

Look on the bright side: I can't see any kids' stuff on that site.

I just found out the other day my great-grandpa and his bro used to sneak into the parking lots during Klan rallies and put gravel in the gas tanks of the KKK.

Greatgranpa also spent his evenings making obscene phone calls to Klan members.

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

I just found out the other day my great-grandpa and his bro used to sneak into the parking lots during Klan rallies and put gravel in the gas tanks of the KKK.

Greatgranpa also spent his evenings making obscene phone calls to Klan members.

That is made of win.