You call this a story? It's bloody awful! Look at it--it's rotten!

myeerah wrote:

I like Man V Food sometimes, because the guy really enjoys what he's eating, but I don't so much dig on the challenges. Spicy food challenge? Cool. Massive quantity challenge? Ugh. The milkshake one was particularly disgusting.

They do those occasionally on the Food Network. Just the idea of someone downing 50 double cheeseburgers in one sitting is enough to make me consider becoming an anorexic.

Which is what I wonder if they are, because it seems like people who compete in competitions to see who can eat the most are generally skinny little creatures. Must have high metabolisms is all I can figure; otherwise, they'd all weigh 500 lbs.

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Technobrat wrote:

GOrdon Ramsay slash? OH how dreadful.

Reading this, why do I get the impression that someone, somewhere, is considering writing a slashfic (crossover or not) involving either Nigella Lawson or Hugh Fernley-Whittingstall...

Dammit, will you people stop giving them ideas!? I'm not sure I'm ever going to be able to watch Iron Chef again!

On the other hand, Guy Fiere and Duff Keegan from 'Ace of Cakes' would make a cute couple (runs away to hide)

At least the U.S version was reasonable, the British adaptation of Iron Chef definitely is WTF !
As for the Man V. Food challenges, surely the contestants must have elastic gullets to even attempt to do these events...

How about a bit of Alton Brown/Mike Rowe?

Irised wrote:

How about a bit of Alton Brown/Mike Rowe?

They have Satan/Archangel Michael slash. That was...unexpected

I've been wanting to write Alton Brown/a cheesecake forever not because I wanna see it, but because you know it's happened.

Please! Alton/Kevin Brauch/Chairman Mark = OT3.

I just saw this thread and can't stop laughing.

Just the fact that somebody writing Hell's Kitchen fic is horrible enough... Actually, I take that back. I believe I've seen a FoodNetwork fanfic group or something on LJ. But Yu-Gi-Oh!? Really?

Excuse me while I continue laughing my ass off.

This is the second "Hell's Kitchen" crossover I've seen. I once found a Hell's Kitchen/Dragon Tales fic while trolling Fanfiction.net. That one was more WTF stupid than Godawful, though. The author didn't do the research and made Ramsay British (he's Scottish), and nothing really happened. Definitely no buttsex either.

A "Kitchen Nightmares" fanfic would be interesting, I gotta admit. I personally prefer that show over "Hell's Kitchen."

Jesus christ, DragonTales? Suddenly, Yu-Gi-Oh seems like a very sensical, insightful crossover...

kadytheredpanda wrote:

This is the second "Hell's Kitchen" crossover I've seen. I once found a Hell's Kitchen/Dragon Tales fic while trolling Fanfiction.net. That one was more WTF stupid than Godawful, though. The author didn't do the research and made Ramsay British (he's Scottish), and nothing really happened. Definitely no buttsex either.

A "Kitchen Nightmares" fanfic would be interesting, I gotta admit. I personally prefer that show over "Hell's Kitchen."

Nitpick: Scottish is British.

theweirdkind wrote:

But Yu-Gi-Oh!? Really?

Actually what I find odd is the use of Seto Kaiba of all people. If you want to cross an anime character with a cooking show host it would make more sense with- wait. OMG, how about L from Death Note with Anne Thornton from Dessert First!? ~Twu Wuv~

Maximilia wrote:

Hell's Kitchen: Chef Gordon Ramsay is dating Seto Kaiba who is madley in love with our chef from hell.Seto would do anything for ramsey even learn how to cook.Ramsay invites Seto on the show where he and is brother are served.

I'm not sure whether to or Isn't Gordon Ramsay like...30 years older than Seto Kaiba? Given their personalities, I can't see the pairing not ending in death, but it would be hilarious death.

"YOU'RE SUCH A *BEEP* *BEEP* DRAMA QUEEN!"
"You cannot comprehend my superior intellect. Blue-Eyes White Dragon, destroy!"

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A day in Hell's kitchen:

"You are all so pathetic!" Chef Ramsay yelled "We got 5 plates sent back becouse you people have your heads up your asses!

Just five? And Gordon seems to be in character... so far. No F-bombs yet though.

Except he'd probably say 'arses'.[/britpicking]

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"You'll love my secret sauce then."

*porno sax*

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"Haha well why dont you hurry and finish your homework and ill go cook us dinner." Ramsay said he placed a kiss on his lover's lips and left the room. Leaving Seto to finish his work.

Haha, why don't you hurry and commit seppeku? Also, sentence fragment to wrap it up. AH! What a scintillating chapter! What a look into the lives of these two lovers!

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Evidently the chapter entitled "dolphins" has a sex scene. Why dolphins...no, no. I don't want to know.

I'm just going to leave this here.

Always happy to help.

(The person who originally showed me that article decided to start a band called Dolphin Afterglow.)

Keith Fraser wrote:

I'm just going to leave this here.

The link appears to be broken, but considering that the URL contains the words 'sexwork', 'family', and 'dolphins', that is probably a good thing.

OH DEAR GOD.

I read the sex scene. I can't even begin to describe how awful it was.