Dino rape!

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A large plastic dinosaur was sexually assaulted in a Pennsylvania park on Sept. 19 and state police are looking for the man responsible, according to the Philadelphia Daily News.

“The unidentified man followed two teen girls – 13 and 14 – into Pomeroy Park in Avondale around 4:30 p.m. and first exposed his penis to them before he began ‘simulating a sexual act with a large plastic dinosaur in the park,’ according to a state police news release.”

Wow, wonder if it was a brontosaurus slide.
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I love that humping a plastic dinosaur is the first thing in the article and not that this guy was stalking teenage girls and flashing them.

Cyberwulf wrote:

I love that humping a plastic dinosaur is the first thing in the article and not that this guy was stalking teenage girls and flashing them.

Normal rape culture? Booooooring.

ZoZo wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

I love that humping a plastic dinosaur is the first thing in the article and not that this guy was stalking teenage girls and flashing them.

Normal rape culture? Booooooring.

Sadly, the dinosaur bit is what makes this unusual.

If the dinos had clothes on, this wouldn't have happened.

Cyberwulf wrote:

I love that humping a plastic dinosaur is the first thing in the article and not that this guy was stalking teenage girls and flashing them.

That could be because stalking teenage girls happens all the time, while raping plastic dinosaurs is far more unusual.

Just sayin'.

Verandering wrote:

If the dinos had clothes on, this wouldn't have happened.

No, it's skirt was too short.

My twisted mind thought this was gonna be similar to all the pictures of dragons having sex with cars.

XLT-100852.0 wrote:

Verandering wrote:

If the dinos had clothes on, this wouldn't have happened.

No, it's skirt was too short.

Tch. Obviously that dino was asking for it.

Stupid ass dinosaur being all drunk and shit around around men. Doesn't it know men can't control their rape urges?

grmblfjx wrote:

ZoZo wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

I love that humping a plastic dinosaur is the first thing in the article and not that this guy was stalking teenage girls and flashing them.

Normal rape culture? Booooooring.

Sadly, the dinosaur bit is what makes this unusual.

Bingo, sickening as the whole thing is.

XLT wrote:

Stupid ass dinosaur being all drunk and shit around around men. Doesn't it know men can't control their rape urges?

*imagines drunken dino tripping, falling on, and squishing perving rapist*

how many people can say they've fucked a dinosaur

Mafiosa wrote:

how many people can say they've fucked a dinosaur

How many (sane) people would WANT to say they've fucked a dinosaur?

Oh, it's okay for a man to expose his penis in front of two girls. It's their fault for looking at it. What's shocking is that the DINO had to look at it.

Mafiosa wrote:

how many people can say they've fucked a dinosaur

Fuck a duck and try to fly.

Mafiosa wrote:

how many people can say they've fucked a dinosaur

Rolling Stones groupies?

If the vehicle's rockin', don't bother knockin' Wayne Knight's probably gettin' eaten.

[/jurassic park gag]

Well, for all we know, the dinosaur wanted it. It obviously didn't put up much of a fight or disagree to being sexed up.

Shingzyl wrote:

Well, for all we know, the dinosaur wanted it. It obviously didn't put up much of a fight or disagree to being sexed up.

Then shouldn't the dino be arrested too?

Watch all the prisons fill up with Dildos who were forced to serve and wanted it by looking like cock.