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villainy



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PostSubject: The Candy   Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:45 am

Once upon a time, a lady ate a popsicle. She got really fat from it, which would lead you to believe that this was your run-of-the-mill 3D inflation story. Not so! It was all a dream. But, spoiler alert, she ends up with a sweet new orifice she can eat bread with!

I'd lay the whole saga out her for you, but part of the charm is discovering this beautiful story of slime and phallic stomachs for yourself. Also, my computer is like molasses and just linking those few pages took around half an hour.


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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:59 am

Thanks, but I think I'll skip it. The summary alone scares the hell out of me; actually reading the story itself would probably put me in cardiac arrest.
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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:22 pm

I thought your summary was a cop-out but damn, I'm glad you didn't spoil it for me. It's so... incomprehensible.
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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:08 pm

Saeku: Yeah, I don't think anything can do justice to the way the story unfolds. I was going to do a huge analysis (and wait for my computer to get better) but then I said, fuck it, it's better when you read it on your own.
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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:30 pm

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what am i reading
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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:27 pm

Well. None of that made any sense whatsoever.
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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:26 am

D: Well. I knew there would be slug-porn somewhere. It was inevitable. Somehow, I didn't expect this to be it. Yet there it is.
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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:53 pm

Okay, reading group question: How long did it take you to figure out she was becoming a slug?
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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:09 pm

Just as she said "Hey I think I'm turning into a slug!"


The last 2 or 3 pictures make me wanna yell MAN THE HARPOONS!
And is it normal that I wish I could see all the censored pictures? I hate stories with missing parts.
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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:21 pm

And people believe that Japanese are weird. France has their share of perverts.
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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:11 am

No, I'm simultaneously relieved that parts are censored, and yet i have this terrible sense of curiosity...


I figured it out about the time she slithered on the stomach-foot. So about when she figured it out.
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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:28 am

Oh, she finally became a full on slug? I stopped reading ages ago.
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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:24 am

I-I have no words.

WHY DID YOU POST THIS



Yes, that is an actual reprisentation of how much I threw up.
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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:41 am

It says there's an uncensored version here:

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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:49 pm

I'm a wuss, I saw the warning and while I am legal I decided to just say no....hope you guys had fun puking Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: The Candy   Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:59 pm

GUYS STOP NECROMANCING THREADS I THOUGHT MAFI WAS BACK
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