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+8XLT-100852.0 Vilecat rae Jesus. Mafiosa saeku Chris91 villainy 12 posters |
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villainy
Join date : 2010-09-11
| Subject: The Candy Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:45 am | |
| Once upon a time, a lady ate a popsicle. She got really fat from it, which would lead you to believe that this was your run-of-the-mill 3D inflation story. Not so! It was all a dream. But, spoiler alert, she ends up with a sweet new orifice she can eat bread with!
I'd lay the whole saga out her for you, but part of the charm is discovering this beautiful story of slime and phallic stomachs for yourself. Also, my computer is like molasses and just linking those few pages took around half an hour.
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Chris91 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 56 Location : Salem, Mass., USA
| Subject: Re: The Candy Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:59 am | |
| Thanks, but I think I'll skip it. The summary alone scares the hell out of me; actually reading the story itself would probably put me in cardiac arrest. | |
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saeku Fapmaster
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: The Candy Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:22 pm | |
| I thought your summary was a cop-out but damn, I'm glad you didn't spoil it for me. It's so... incomprehensible. | |
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villainy
Join date : 2010-09-11
| Subject: Re: The Candy Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:08 pm | |
| Saeku: Yeah, I don't think anything can do justice to the way the story unfolds. I was going to do a huge analysis (and wait for my computer to get better) but then I said, fuck it, it's better when you read it on your own. | |
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: The Candy Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:30 pm | |
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Jesus. Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-11-16 Age : 33 Location : Somewhere in the past, I blinked.
| Subject: Re: The Candy Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:27 pm | |
| Well. None of that made any sense whatsoever. | |
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rae Contributor
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : computer chair
| Subject: Re: The Candy Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:26 am | |
| D: Well. I knew there would be slug-porn somewhere. It was inevitable. Somehow, I didn't expect this to be it. Yet there it is. | |
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villainy
Join date : 2010-09-11
| Subject: Re: The Candy Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:53 pm | |
| Okay, reading group question: How long did it take you to figure out she was becoming a slug? | |
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Vilecat
Join date : 2010-09-24 Location : Great White North
| Subject: Re: The Candy Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:09 pm | |
| Just as she said "Hey I think I'm turning into a slug!"
The last 2 or 3 pictures make me wanna yell MAN THE HARPOONS! And is it normal that I wish I could see all the censored pictures? I hate stories with missing parts. | |
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XLT-100852.0 Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-07-18 Age : 31 Location : interwebs
| Subject: Re: The Candy Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:21 pm | |
| And people believe that Japanese are weird. France has their share of perverts. | |
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rae Contributor
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : computer chair
| Subject: Re: The Candy Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:11 am | |
| No, I'm simultaneously relieved that parts are censored, and yet i have this terrible sense of curiosity...
I figured it out about the time she slithered on the stomach-foot. So about when she figured it out. | |
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Jesus. Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-11-16 Age : 33 Location : Somewhere in the past, I blinked.
| Subject: Re: The Candy Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:28 am | |
| Oh, she finally became a full on slug? I stopped reading ages ago. | |
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That_Swedish_Guy
Join date : 2011-03-11
| Subject: Re: The Candy Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:24 am | |
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Notanoni Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-04-29
| Subject: Re: The Candy Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:41 am | |
| It says there's an uncensored version here: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | |
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kelly Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-03-08
| Subject: Re: The Candy Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:49 pm | |
| I'm a wuss, I saw the warning and while I am legal I decided to just say no....hope you guys had fun puking | |
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TheHedonist Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-10-26 Location : Госпоже Правой Ноге Аниной
| Subject: Re: The Candy Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:59 pm | |
| GUYS STOP NECROMANCING THREADS I THOUGHT MAFI WAS BACK | |
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