Well, the first thing you should know about this story is that it’s entirely in bold. I love weird formatting, it just makes it that much worse.
The second thing you need to know about this fic is that it’s a Samurai Champloo/Inuyasha crossover. I debated on posting this or an Ed, Edd, N Eddy/Champloo crossover, but this one won when I noticed the author spelled the word “damn” as “damb.”
Yes, I said to myself.
This is gold.you can always find me in blue
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- Fuu wasn't always alone, mugen wasn't all ways so care free, and jin didn't always have a poll stuck up his ass,
I dunno, Bob, Jin's prostate is still looking like a big swing vote in the upcoming rectalection.
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- so what did this girl with long wavy black hair and blue eyes do that changed each of them and what happens when she comes back,
What happens when you end a sentence with a comma,
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- Mugen- I was 15 when I met her we were both alone in the lowest place
The Mariana Trench?
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- Flashback-
I surely had three broken ribs,
"damb"
I’m going to assume this is an intentional combination of “damn” and “dumb.” New Mission: find situations in which to use this ingenious word.
Mugen, our extremely out of character hero, meets Kagome. Or something that’s… supposed to be Kagome but is like the emo, lower case, badass version of her.
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- "are you ok?" she asked
"y-yeah im fine" I said
"do I look like im stupid! I know your hurt! So at least let me patch up your wounds." she yelled and I noticed that her blue eye's turned darker when she was mad
Well if you’re anything like the Kagome from Inuyasha then yeah, you look pretty stupid.
I hope she keeps those magical color-changing eyes put away, though. I can already hear the shouts of BURN HER (or whatever the equivalent would be in Edo period Japan).
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- "ha, how do you expect to be able to help me when your in that tree" I yelled back
Yes, how
do you expect to do that, Kagome? Jet boots? Hoverpack? Surely you’re not just going to… I dunno… climb the fuck down or something
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- I thought she was going to brake a few bones with the height of the branch and the hardness ( I know its not a word) of the ground but she landed on her feet in a graceful way and sat down dragging me down by my arm
Mugen: “Wait, wait, what the fuck did the narration just say?”
Kagome: “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Mugen: “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING”
Kagome: “braking bones”
-badumtish-
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- some how sexily ripping open my shirt (I don't know what it's called)
Mugen: HURRRRRRRRRRRR WHAT IS A SHIRT
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- "so gome why do you wear blue all the time" I asked
"its because I promised my sister that I'll always be in blue so she can find me its my signature"
Mugen: “Don’t other people wear blue?”
Kagome: “Oh yeah I just slit their throats. That’s also my signature. You know. The trail of blue-clad bodies.”
Mugen: “…oh.”
Anyway, Kagome leaves broken-ass Mugen to go for a walk for some damb reason and comes back all beat to hell.
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- "Kagome what happened to you" I asked
"nothing just some random thugs"
“Oh, okay, cool. Can you, like, go back and let them finish the job now? Your voice is starting to grate…”
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- "Kagome you need to get away from here, your to innocent for this place" I said
"fine just promise me you will live life with no worry's, treat every day like your last. Ok?" she told me
“No, seriously, get the fuck out.”
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- "oh and remember you can always find me in blue" kagome said and started to walk away
“I’m blue abadeeabadai, abadeeabadai…”
“Oh, come on, Eiffel65 won’t be spawned for another 300 years.”
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- I grabbed her arm and pulled her back and kissed her furiously, her lips were soft and tasted just as good as I thought they would as soon as I let her go she walked out hand on her lips
and then laura
And so ends the riveting tale of Mugen and Kagome. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(oh, Crossover section, I love the shit out of you)
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