'Spirky goodness'. The term goodness is used very loosely.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Hmmm. On the other hand, my secret kink for child's-drawing-of-Zapp-Brannigan/Picasso rough is now fulfilled.

Tungsten Monk wrote:: Hmmm. On the other hand, my secret kink for child's-drawing-of-Zapp-Brannigan/Picasso rough is now fulfilled.

My work here is done.

Mr. Tennant and I shared an expression for a few moments.

SEE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TELL YOUR CHILDREN THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT INSTEAD OF TELLING THEM THAT THEY'LL NEVER BE ARTISTS BECAUSE THEY SUCK TOO MUCH YOU STUPID PARENTS
JESUS CRIST

Well, it's not like I could be anymore ashamed of my ship anyway...

Gamma Vector wrote:: SEE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TELL YOUR CHILDREN THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT INSTEAD OF TELLING THEM THAT THEY'LL NEVER BE ARTISTS BECAUSE THEY SUCK TOO MUCH YOU STUPID PARENTS
JESUS CRIST

I also blame the encouraging comments this person is getting, like:

Quote :: Never too late to post spirky goodness like this!! Wonderful,luv!

You are NOT doing the world a favour by telling this person their art is wonderful.

Sporkbender Join date : 2010-08-28 Age : 32 Location : MIA

I am entirely terrified. I think I need a bit of a lie-down now.

I especially like how fuzzy it is. CLASSY!

OH MY GOD

Spock looks like a fucking Moai statue, Jesus Christ.

I like how not a single one of the comments actually complements the art. That's rare on dA, even on bad art.

Dr. Professor Science wrote:: I like how not a single one of the comments actually complements the art. That's rare on dA, even on bad art.

I interpreted the:

Quote :: Never too late to post spirky goodness like this!! Wonderful,luv!

as meaning the art was wonderful, but it could very well be that they are simply stating that K/S in itself is wonderful. But you're right, usually there's at least one person going, "OMG I LUV UR ART"

And This is Why I Need Medication Join date : 2009-06-10

Nobody's face is that angular. You could slice cheese with Spock's cheekbones.

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-17

There's something positive you can say about it: at least it's not traced.
But that's pretty much it.

your mom wrote:: I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Late to the party, I know. But, why is Kirk blushing green?

More from the same artist. Kirk is a soulless abomination in gold body paint and Spock has a bathmat on his chest. Discuss.

Tungsten Monk wrote:: More from the same artist. Kirk is a soulless abomination in gold body paint and Spock has a bathmat on his chest. Discuss.

What I want to know is why the 'artist' erased the title from the page in the first place. Even more, I want to know who faved it.

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 35

You know what bothers me most? They have perfectly awesome portmanteau names like Spork and Kock available to them, and they go with the meaningless Spirk. Sheesh.

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-17

Miss Prince wrote:: You know what bothers me most? They have perfectly awesome portmanteau names like Spork and Kock available to them, and they go with the meaningless Spirk. Sheesh.

Probably because "Spirk" doesn't return a thousand unrelated sites when googling for your daily slash fix.

Klingon Bastard Join date : 2010-09-10 Location : Mianus

I laughed. So. Hard.

THE ANGLES

And This is Why I Need Medication Join date : 2009-06-10

Seule wrote:: THE ANGLES

That's it! I'm going to start posting the drawings my son Andrew used to make back when he was in junior high under an assumed name. I bet he'll pick up thousands of followers in the first month alone.

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Seule wrote:: THE ANGLES

This would look right at home in a gallery of art created by mental patients.

Seule wrote:: THE ANGLES

By the gods. Shocked

Is that Spock?
He looks like he was socked in the face after a severe beating with the ugly tree.
Hell I thought it was Kirk for a moment.