Skinny Jeans = The Modern Chastity Belt

It's not rape if she's wearing skinny jeans

Doesn't give much detail, but still rage worthy.

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An Australian man was acquitted of rape Friday when a jury ruled there
had to be "collaboration" to remove the woman's tight size 6 skinny
jeans.

This just makes me absolutely disgusted. Apparently, jeans cannot be removed against someone's will. Yes, skinny jeans are tight, but depending how long she's had/worn them, they can be loose. I have a pair that's easy to get off, while I have another one that's not as easy, but I'm sure a big guy could yank them off without help.

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"I struggled to try to get up for a while and then he undid my jeans and he pulled them off," she testified.

Hell, if she was kicking he could've probably used momentum from that to pull them off.

Quote :

Gonzales' lawyer pressed her, saying it would be "difficult for skinny
jeans to be taken off by someone else unless the wearer's assisting,
collaborating, consenting."

Also, shock? And it doesn't say anything about size differences and how long it took him to remove the skinny jeans. It could've taken a little while, or you know if he's considerably larger than her. And, just seriously?!

Quote :

An Italian jury upheld a rape conviction in 2008 when lawyers brought a
skinny jeans defense, saying "jeans cannot be compared to any type of
chastity belt."

At least that jury had brains.

Australia

A country for criminals, run by criminals, to protect criminals.

If they're slim-fit, then you must acquit!

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Rape aside, this jury is so damn stupid they need some natural selection going on.

I... apologise for the stupidity of my country.

Raine wrote:

I... apologise for the stupidity of my country.

You know it's bad when your country is where Italy was twelve years ago.

If you are trying to make my disgraceful country look better by comparison, Australia, thank you, but no thank you.

the asylum wrote:

Australia

A country for criminals, run by criminals, to protect criminals.

Please, asylum, this is no different than the idea that women "cry rape" because they regret getting drunk and acting slutty the night before. Don't act all high and mighty as if your jurisdiction is any better.

Okay, who are these people out down there who keep shoving their feet in their mouths? Seriously, where are they all coming from. I only know competent Aussies, maybe I should count my blessings.

Verandering wrote:

Okay, who are these people out down there who keep shoving their feet in their mouths? Seriously, where are they all coming from. I only know competent Aussies, maybe I should count my blessings.

I better count as one of them, Ver.

As a general rule, the stupid Aussies don't go on the internet - or at least they don't go venturing very often onto forums.

Raine wrote:

Verandering wrote:

Okay, who are these people out down there who keep shoving their feet in their mouths? Seriously, where are they all coming from. I only know competent Aussies, maybe I should count my blessings.

I better count as one of them, Ver.

As a general rule, the stupid Aussies don't go on the internet - or at least they don't go venturing very often onto forums.

It would be nice if stupid Americans were the same way--but one look at any news comment site shows that stupid Americans are attracted to the Internet like flies to dogshit.

Lady Anne wrote:

Raine wrote:

Verandering wrote:

Okay, who are these people out down there who keep shoving their feet in their mouths? Seriously, where are they all coming from. I only know competent Aussies, maybe I should count my blessings.

I better count as one of them, Ver.

As a general rule, the stupid Aussies don't go on the internet - or at least they don't go venturing very often onto forums.

It would be nice if stupid Americans were the same way--but one look at any news comment site shows that stupid Americans are attracted to the Internet like flies to dogshit.

Same with the stupid British people, to the point where I wonder if there's a negative correlation between IQ and desire to express one's opinions beneath a newspaper article.

To the point that someone made a generator.

ZoZo wrote:

To the point that someone made a generator.

I love spEak You're bRanes so much.