Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:10 pm
MJ-jokes from a website Loki linked to. I spoilered them for those of you with delicate sensibilities.
Spoiler:
- i heard they brought him to the hospital in a NAMBLAlance
-His dying wish was to donate his organ to a sick child.
-I have 2 tickets to the Jackson 4 reunion tour. Front row. Cheap!
- McDonalds are marketing a new burger - The McJacko - 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
-What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Faucet? About three hours.
-When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
-On a scale of 1 - 10 how old do you think Michael Jackson's boyfriend is?
-I can't believe it. The woman I first masturbated to, and the guy who would have loved to have seen it.
-The day the music biodegraded.
-What's the different between Disney films and Michael Jackson? Disney films can still touch kids.
And several takes on basically the same joke:
-Jacko has requested to be cremated and his ashes to be placed in an etch-a-sketch so young children can still play with him
-Michaels family have donated his body to lego. They are going to recycle him into blocks so kids can still play with him.
-An official press release was made by the executor of Michael Jackson's estate, today, stating that the King of Pop's body would be melted down into plastic action figures so kids could play with him for a change.
unskilled78 Sporkbender
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Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:34 pm
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Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:15 pm
So, after hearing about MJ's death (and crying because I'm a loser), then seeing an article on how the people who funded his tour are going to lose millions of dollars, I first thought of this: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] then thought, hey, why can't they still take him on tour?
I fail.
grmblfjx Hot and Botherer
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:11 am
A_Note_Chaotic wrote:
So, after hearing about MJ's death (and crying because I'm a loser), then seeing an article on how the people who funded his tour are going to lose millions of dollars, I first thought of this: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] then thought, hey, why can't they still take him on tour?
I fail.
Seriously, the crazy middle-aged fanrabids we had a thread about would probably pay good money for that. I'm not sure it's legal, but if it is, I mean, you could display his plastinated body 24/7; no more of this "13 minutes on stage" crap, and you could let people get right up close- you could make millions.
Blooferlady Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 33 Location : In your closet
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:16 pm
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