I'm sorry, everybody.

e: no you know what, nevermind

Welcome back, Lolita.

You know, it's always April 1st somewhere...

five bux says its nil having us on

Oh Nihilist, always happy to April Fool us. Except.

Lolita wrote:

So I googled "GodAwful Fan Fiction", and this place showed up.

Googling that doesn't make this place show up.

Lolita wrote:

It's been 10 months since the House of Bad Fanfiction was taken down,

It wasn't taken down, it's still there, and I can still log in.

I challenge you, to restore the boards or ban me. I am April Nobody's Fool.

nobodys fool is a good movie

paul newman is sexy as hell in it

...This is the best April Fools EVAR.

Maybe!Lolita, you know the rules. Pics.

Not for approval or anything, just something timestamped and recognizable so the mountain of cynics that make up this member base believe it's actually you.

Until then, I'm going to assume that you, like everyone else on the internet, are Knorg.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Not for approval or anything, just something timestamped and recognizable so the mountain of cynics that make up this member base believe it's actually you.

I haven't uploaded any new pictures because my therapist advised that it triggers my depression. But I'm happy with this one. Unfortunately because of my body image issues I haven't been doing much modeling work.
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Psy-4 wrote:

I challenge you, to restore the boards or ban me. I am April Nobody's Fool.

It's not my board anymore. Somebody must have taken it over because when I last checked in October it was gone.

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Oh, Knorg......you're such a nut. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I thought HOBF was taken down, wonder if I can find my old log-in info...

anyway I'm going to go for the safe bet and think this is a joke, but if not hi Lolita I hope your getting as much help as you can get.

ps: did I ever tell you folks about the "Haggis" story? she/he faked being deathly ill for about a year, then there was "CS" who also faked her own chemo [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

fool me one shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me thrice and frack are you an idiot

...Even I'm not this gullible.

Great April Fools Day. Painting the forums pink and bringing in a Lolita sockpuppet. Knorg? Nil? C'mon, fess up.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Great April Fools Day. Painting the forums pink and bringing in a Lolita sockpuppet. Knorg? Nil? C'mon, fess up.

Admittedly, the pink tinted forum is awesome and we should keep it.

Dick Powers wrote:

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Great April Fools Day. Painting the forums pink and bringing in a Lolita sockpuppet. Knorg? Nil? C'mon, fess up.

Admittedly, the pink tinted forum is awesome and we should keep it.

Did the person who changed the forum pink do so because my picture looks great on a pink background? I feel so welcome, thank you.

Oh and I forgot to mention I have experience running a board, so how about appointing me as moderator?

Dick Powers wrote:

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Great April Fools Day. Painting the forums pink and bringing in a Lolita sockpuppet. Knorg? Nil? C'mon, fess up.

Admittedly, the pink tinted forum is awesome and we should keep it.

I do not mind the pink, but all the rest of it makes my eyes water. Sooooo uuuuugliiiiiiie.

I mind the pink. It's hideous.

I think of it as more of a fuschia.

Psy-4 wrote:

Oh Nihilist, always happy to April Fool us. Except.

Ew. As you see from my picture I am not mister ugly mod. I take personal offense to this and demand that you cease and desist!

Lolita wrote:

Psy-4 wrote:

Oh Nihilist, always happy to April Fool us. Except.

Ew. As you see from my picture I am not mister ugly mod. I take personal offense to this and demand that you cease and desist!

She is right, you guys. She is not a mod anymore.

Please appoint me as a mod? Please?

edit: thank you!

Okay. I'm loling. To death.

brb being chris91's older brother

brb being Lolita

brb April Fool's day

Get your baconnaise-stained fingers off me, you perv!

Sexual harrassment! Sexual harrassment! Is this how far off you've all gone without me?? Where is your moral code? You pigs, this is not how you treat a lady of the Tudors!

You Tudors have too many problems, man. If you're gonna burn heretics alive, I think we should be allowed a little groping.

fuschia hurts my eyes, man, but other than that, best April 1st I've had. : D

lolita come over here n let me treat u rite

let daddy dongs teach you teh meaning of love