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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:08 am

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I guess this counts as fanart.


Really, really, REALLY NWS.

I like the sheer number of levels that fails on. If you wanted to encompass all of humanities failures in one act, it would be this man acquiring this tattoo.
Am I the only one assuming that this was a non-consensual revenge tattoo done by a bitter artist who first got the victim bombed out of his gourd?

...well, I shouldn't be.


People also tend to forget one of the cardinal rules about getting engraved--only get tattoos in places you don't have to look at during sex (mine is on my right ankle). For instance, this man is now restricted to nothing but getting boned in the ass for the rest of his life. You know, assuming anyone would actually hit something as sad as that.

ETA: Fun fact: In case you were wondering, I didn't have that tattoo in mind and wasn't looking for Simpsons tattoos. It was on the first page of Google image search results for "navel tattoo". This was the first hit. People mustn't like sex very much.
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:36 am

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God no. The artwork on the Twilight covers is some of the laziest design work I've seen both conceptually and aesthetically, if for no other reason than the "red+black+white=PROFIT" cliched color scheme alone.

That said, I feel like a dirty shell of a human being for finding the first "be safe" one really sweet.

But I likes the red + black+ white cliched color scheme. 90% of my outfits used to be either red/white or red/black when I still looked good in hot outfits.

I agree with the "be safe" one. As a matter of fact, once the twicraze subsides a bit, the people who got text (or even that stupid tulip) will probably be able to get away with it, as it could be from anything. The Bella/Edward portrait though? Man.


Say, this one is kinda cute. She might be able to come up with a different backstory later and be golden.

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And this one, well,, if I didn't know it's about fucking Twilight, I'd find it funny. Or creative. Or something.

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PS Del, someone in the comments to the 2girls1cup tattoo said that this is the same guy. I can't tell if it's true, but in any case, it shows that some people really do get tattoos like that voluntarily.
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:14 pm

Bamshalam wrote:
God no. The artwork on the Twilight covers is some of the laziest design work I've seen both conceptually and aesthetically, if for no other reason than the "red+black+white=PROFIT" cliched color scheme alone.

That said, I feel like a dirty shell of a human being for finding the first "be safe" one really sweet.

I know it's lazy. But, red+black+white WORKS for me. It makes me think "Ooh pretty!". I am also stupid, but nonetheless.
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:01 pm

This tattoo makes cringe. It's horrible!
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:21 am

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This tattoo makes cringe. It's horrible!

Well, at least the technical skill isn't so bad. They actually look human and not like zombies.
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:45 am

I meant its content is horrible.
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:35 pm

Delcat wrote:
'Hem.

Aww! I like it, and I'm no fan of tattoos in general. :3 Mr. Saturns make everything more adorable and trippy!
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:26 pm

Wat
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These tattoos, on the other hand, are awesome. Especially the second one.
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I also know a guy who has "I [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] tequila" tattooed on his arse. The tattoist wouldn't do it at first because they didn't believe that he was sober. He was.
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:43 am

slaughter_all wrote:
I meant its content is horrible.

I know what you meant.
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:07 am

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YOU CRAZY THING, YOU.

Zoom!
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:14 am

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'Hem.
YOU CRAZY THING, YOU.

Zoom!

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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:45 pm

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And this one, well,, if I didn't know it's about fucking Twilight, I'd find it funny. Or creative. Or something.

Spoiler:
 

For the life of me, I can't tell what this is supposed to be.


No. The artwork for that comic was laughably bad, why on earth would you want it on your arm, with you forever? And, what, going for irony points by using that quote?
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:17 pm

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No. The artwork for that comic was laughably bad, why on earth would you want it on your arm, with you forever? And, what, going for irony points by using that quote?

Firstly, spoiler is suppose to be the reminants of being bitten. By a vampire who has no extended canine teeth. Bloody vegan types, gotta ruin the stereotypical-ness of a proper vampire bite.

Secondly... are those... emo cuts that have scarred over on thier arm? Who would go and blow that kind of money for a tat then RUIN IT with cuts? Morons.
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:18 pm

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Absolutely ingenious. I think O.o
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:26 pm

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What the christ
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:15 am

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And this one, well,, if I didn't know it's about fucking Twilight, I'd find it funny. Or creative. Or something.

Spoiler:
 

For the life of me, I can't tell what this is supposed to be.

That . . . that can't be what I think it is. It's not a bite mark tattooed exactly where Bella Swan was bitten, right?

Right?! :redangry:
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:24 am

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Absolutely ingenious. I think O.o
Is it wrong that I kind of want?
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:36 pm

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What the christ
Wow, a slash tattoo. How very...., fangirlish.
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:15 pm

The really fun thing about tattoos is that they're with you forever unless you get them laser-removed.

This is fanart, sort of...
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:51 am

The second one is a truly fantastic bit of illusion.
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:25 am

InkWeaver wrote:
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'Hem.
YOU CRAZY THING, YOU.

Zoom!

Boing!
<3 I'm considering getting Wing Kirby from Kirby Superstar on the other ankle, but that's a lot more complex...

This...thing popped up on /y/ ages ago. I wish I had been there to see the tattoo artist's face.
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:36 pm

Fairlight wrote:
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What the christ
Wow, a slash tattoo. How very...., fangirlish.

Isn't that a man's back? It looks hairy to me.
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:50 pm

Big list, includes Chachi, Chewie, PeeWee and Oprah!

Eye of Sauron (maybe)

Aunt Ruth standing on an eyeball

Blueberry Man!

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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:15 am

...but I LIKES the blueberry man!


zoe wrote:
Big list, includes Chachi, Chewie, PeeWee and Oprah!

I would like to see the Chewie one once all that hair has grown back.
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PostSubject: Re: Fan Art gone wild, or better known as "FAILURES IN THE TATTOO INDUSTRY"   Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:40 pm

I'm troubled the most by the fact somone has a tattoo on the top of their foot. My feet are cringing just thinking about it.
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