Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
Subject: Re: Portal 2 Confirmed Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:43 am
According to Valve, Half-Life 2 eps 1-3 constitute Half-Life 3.
Also according to Valve, releasing episodes should take less time than releasing a whole new game, Half-Life Source was worth paying money for, and Day of Defeat Source would be an improvement to the series, and not just a Source tech demo and stand-in for TF2.
GamemasterAnthony Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-23 Age : 49 Location : Minneapolis, MN, Real-Earth
Subject: Re: Portal 2 Confirmed Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:21 am
This is a triumph. I'm putting a note here...must pre-order. *BRICKED* OW!!!
Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
Subject: Re: Portal 2 Confirmed Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:24 am
Your hands have already begun to rebel. You'd better stop before your intestines get in on the act.
Knorg Behind Blue Eyes
Join date : 2009-06-06 Age : 41 Location : The Forest
Subject: Re: Portal 2 Confirmed Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:08 am
I liked the hell out of portal, but I doubt the sequel will run on my PC! Doesn't matter if it's $50, 'cos I always wait for 'em to get cheap anyhow :D
Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
Subject: Re: Portal 2 Confirmed Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:01 am
Penguin wrote:
According to Valve, Half-Life 2 eps 1-3 constitute Half-Life 3.
Also according to Valve, releasing episodes should take less time than releasing a whole new game.
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Valve
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Talking about getting games out fast
Why does this bother me the most.
Valve is still king of the trolls.
myeerah Contributor
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 46
Subject: Re: Portal 2 Confirmed Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:30 am
Portal was awesome, but part of the awesome was the ending ambiguity. I'm leery of a sequel.
Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
Subject: Re: Portal 2 Confirmed Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:38 am
Well, it's perfectly obvious that blowing up GLaDOS farted you out into the HL1 'verse.
Funny Bunny
Join date : 2010-03-02
Subject: Re: Portal 2 Confirmed Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:47 am
WD40 wrote:
Chaltab wrote:
And it's apparently not coming to the PS3 at all.
GAWD DAMMIT!
That's what you get for buying such a crummy system
I'm rather leery about Portal 2, because the original became such an iconic part of gamer culture. You can bet Valve is doing this because they have dollar-signs floating in their heads. Also, Portal seemed to work best as a physics puzzle game because the entire game was mostly a series of tests. If they move it to a more open-world setting, then I fear the puzzels would become a lot easier (like using cinderblocks to balance out a lever) or a lot more contrived.
Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
Subject: Re: Portal 2 Confirmed Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:58 am
lol console fanboys
Delcat Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 36 Location : Underestimating the power of soup
Subject: Re: Portal 2 Confirmed Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:10 am
Reidmar wrote:
THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME GUYS WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SOMETHING THAT MILDLY DISPLEASES ME
FTFY.
Ohhhh, I don't know about this, guys. I mean, yes, but...no. I am afraid.
I suspect they're maybe going to go back in time rather than go on with the storyline from the first game, since GladOS is really the main character and since dragging it into the open world would change the game so much. I dunno, that's what I would do, I could be totally wrong. Just a hunch.
Oh man, the comments on that article.
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sonofyodamerk posted: 3 reasons that valve won't develope portal 2 for ps3
1)the japs don't play 1st person.why waste time learning to develope on ps3 when 85% of the profits made on ps3 games come from people that don't play the type of games they make
Is...do you play video games, son? Or, you know, operate in the real world? ...at all?
Ghost in the Machine Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-01-03 Age : 57 Location : Ohio
Subject: Re: Portal 2 Confirmed Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:51 am
Will the cake still be a lie?
Delcat Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 36 Location : Underestimating the power of soup
Subject: Re: Portal 2 Confirmed Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:57 am
Ghost in the Machine wrote:
Will the cake still be a lie?
Oh fucking cuntnuggets now people are going to be saying it ironically for another three fucking years fuck fuck fuck fuck
(Personally, I always favored "Because I could not stop for Cube--it kindly stopped for me" more anyway.)
Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
Subject: Re: Portal 2 Confirmed Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:03 pm
Delcat wrote:
Ghost in the Machine wrote:
Will the cake still be a lie?
Oh fucking cuntnuggets now people are going to be saying it ironically for another three fucking years fuck fuck fuck fuck
This goddamn
WD40 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2010-02-15 Age : 44 Location : land of broken dreams
Subject: Re: Portal 2 Confirmed Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:31 pm
myeerah wrote:
Portal was awesome, but part of the awesome was the ending ambiguity. I'm leery of a sequel.
Penguin wrote:
Well, it's perfectly obvious that blowing up GLaDOS farted you out into the HL1 'verse.
THIS JUST IN!
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Valve sent another patch to Portal, and this time, it wasn't an elaborately disguised set of code teasing an upcoming sequel. No, this was more straight-forward -- it'a a new goddamn ending. Well, more specifically, it's an ending that continues farther than Portal's original final screen; it's very short and it doesn't contain any mind-blowing revelations, but still, respek to Valve for finding new and awesome ways to get people excited about a sequel.
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I never liked portal to begin with, why are they making a squeal? Are they wishing me to be unhappy 
I thought we already established this? Also, I dunno why I never liked portal, I guess I never really appreciated the game. 
