Those of you who have a Lovecraftian bent will probably like this.
So there's on online site called Woot that, in addition to selling really useful things at really cheap prices, also sometimes sells very silly things at very cheap prices. Morgan frequents it, and he came across this t-shirt today:
Ceiling Cthulhu Sez Hai!
I don't have the money to buy one (the special sales that only last one day), but if I did, I'd get one for my brother Chris.
Oh Hai There, Can I Haz ur Planet? indeed.