Let's Play: Moemon!

That's right! I was going to do a Pokémon let's play but I realized that that simply didn't fit our MO quite as much as this did, so instead I give you...


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A game about little girls dressed like Pokémon! Well, some of them aren't little girls, some of them are sexy ladies. They still get to beat the crap out of each other, too! And they wander around in tall patches of grass and you get to kidnap them! It's exactly the same thing as Pokémon but with different - and much creepier - sprites! It's Japanese, go figure, but someone translated it into English. I honestly don't know whether to find the thing horrifying or cute but it definitely fits WGW better than just regular, boring, old Pokémon, now doesn't it?

I'd better not have to explain what the Pokémon games are about. Not with you guys.

Before I actually start it, though, I'm going to need you guys to make a few decisions. You guys know the deal by now when it comes to LPs.

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I need you guys to pick a gender for your character.

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A name! You know what this does. Note the character limit.

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A name for your rival. Same character limit as before. If you go with "Dicks", I'll be disappointed.

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And, finally, who you want your starter to be. We're playing LeafGreen, so your starter can be Bulbasaur, Squirtle, or Charmander. You can also come up with a nickname for him/her. We don't know what the sex will be and I'm going with whatever I get on the first shot, so feel free to pick something that'll be highly inappropriate if it turns out to be male.

Oh and the sprites are of little girls regardless of the Pokémon's gender! Isn't that delighful? Now that just smacks of child abuse. But by who? These children have no parents! This is truly a twisted world we have discovered.

Also feel free to throw out names for future Moemon we catch.

pick a girl, name her "I Say"

it makes everyone talk like foghorn leghorn and the female leads tend to not look like douches

Pick Charmander~! Name her Flaming Tits!

Also name your rival Sue.

Boy.

Kenneth.

GARY!!! (And yes I want the !'s in there)

Bulbasaur, name her Mighty cause she soon will be!

Oh my God I was planning on LPing a Pokemon romhack, but I had no idea this existed.

Anyway:

Gender: Girl
Name: Listen
Rival: GARY!!! [there is pretty much no question here]

and Charmander 'cause we come across fire last out of the three types we can pick in the wild. FORESIGHT.

looking forward to moeblobs beating the shit out of each other

In honor of this thread, I must post THIS.

WARNING! Cuteness levels of this YouTube video are so high, it may cause you to turn into a chibi.

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Well, it seems my general naming conventions won't work here, since usually I just name everyone Kamina. Or every pokemon is named after a disease.

But I do like the idea of calling a girl I Say. Or maybe Butterfeet. Or Mop.

Rival's name is Gary!! Duh.

And pick charmander, the starter of winners.

I Say because the potential for hilarity is high.

Charmander because it turns into a fucking dragon.

You guys had better start thinking of Pokémon names quick or I'll name them whatever I want and you won't like how that turns out.

name it dikbut

A girl named I Say sounds fun. I don't get the joke, but GARY!! (Or GARY'.', since I didn't see exclamation points as possibilities) still sounds good.

But but but, If we get charmander then we can't have a Flaeron in our party! Think people, think!!!

Also Tend to give pokemon names like Flutter, Sting, Rex, Regina or Joule so no way in hell will anybody pick my ideas

I do demand that our Pidgy is called Talon cause that is a badass name, and that our Rattata is called Fang. Same reason.

hey in this day and age i am not surprised if someones never heard of foghorn leghorn anymore

Name your Pidgey Drumstick

And name your Nidoran male and female Shirley Boy (or male symbol, fuck you character limits) and Shirley Girl

I named my Rattata "Worthless".

i named my probopass tevye

SirDixonDongs wrote:

i named my probopass tevye

Get a Miltank and name it Tzeitel. Immediately.