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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:37 am

I developed a terrible-sounding cough yesterday, even though I feel fine.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:03 pm

At my 21st b-day party, this conversation:

My very gay guy friend: "I hate iPods. They break so easily. I have a Zune."
Dani's New BF: "That makes you gay!"
(Everyone at the table staring, with eyebrows raised)
Gay Guy Friend: (Very dryly) "Well-spotted."
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:22 am

Better legit gay than a macfag!
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:18 am

Penguin wrote:
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I saw a girl with yellow eyes at the subway. Might be possible they were just very light green, but they definitely looked yellow to me.
Sounds like you missed a chance to get yourself some ADAM.
If we're thinking about the same ADAM here, perhaps it's for the best. Don't want to simultaneously kill everyone within a 500-mile radius now, do we?

I dunno, sometimes I do.

Spoiler:
 

Evangelion, as always.

Everyone at the South Pole went boom that day. Except Misato.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:28 am

Oh. Fun show for the first couple episodes.

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Bioshock's better though. =P
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:19 pm

I went to work and did work stuff all day.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:00 pm

I realized my hair has now passed my waist. I now have to worry I will accidentally pee on my hair.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:52 pm

I casually made a Star Trek reference in a conversation today. I felt nerdy. XD
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:49 pm

I got an offer to come try out as vocalist for a sorta-local metal band, but they don't know what I sound like or what my vocal style is (it's a couple things but it ain't metal, or at least the flavor they're doing, which is some kinda melodic hardcore)

I want to go give it a shot anyway, but I'm really afraid I'll embarrass myself, and since I'm using public transportation it might be a bitch to get to the rehearsal space. I'm all confused and conflicted, and I need to give them an answer within the next little bit [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:44 am

Do it, mate. You'll never know unless you give it a shot.

I gave advice to someone on the internet.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:35 am

So, I bought a muffen thingie for lunch and went downstairs to buy a soda at the vending machine (in my college). I buy my soda and leave, forgetting that there was change. As I heard it fall, the guy sitting next to the vending machine pointed it out. So I went to extract the change, but unfortunately I dropped my muffin on the floor, which i had covered in nutella. So I'm struggling to pick up the muffin, its crumbling, theres nutella everywhere, yada yada.

Now this dude in full view of me and God, seeing what i'm going through trying to pick up the shattered remains of my lunch and making no move to assist me, proceeds to LOOK N THE VENDING MACHINE TO SEE IF ALL THE CHANGE WAS GONE. And then left. I'm assuming because there was no more coinage for him.

That sir, was some epic douchery. I tip my hat to you. *tips*
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:10 pm

Lembech wrote:
Penguin wrote:
Lembech wrote:
Penguin wrote:
Azzandra wrote:
I saw a girl with yellow eyes at the subway. Might be possible they were just very light green, but they definitely looked yellow to me.
Sounds like you missed a chance to get yourself some ADAM.
If we're thinking about the same ADAM here, perhaps it's for the best. Don't want to simultaneously kill everyone within a 500-mile radius now, do we?

I dunno, sometimes I do.

Spoiler:
 

Evangelion, as always.

Everyone at the South Pole went boom that day. Except Misato.

Dude, if I knew beforehand how many uses yellow-eyed girls had, I would have bagged her.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:05 pm

I saw my bald patch, I'm not sure how I feel about this.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:20 pm

(Co-worker enters workplace)(I am reading Vogue)
Co-worker: "I am so damn tired."
Me: (Looks up, snerks) "I can tell, because you're wearing eyeshadow on only one eye."
Co-worker: (Slow dawn of comprehension of what I've just said) (Runs to mirrors to check) "Ohmigawd, I went to class like this!"
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:18 pm

So apparently this girl saw me and wants to get with me, so she asked a coworker who knew me to let me know, and after being chased down by him and giving him my contact information to relay to her...

I am freaking the fuck out. I don't know anything about this woman beyond her first name.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:09 pm

Take a deep breath. She is (probably) not psycho, or at least no more so than the average person. Take her out to coffee. It's a nice, neutral (public) space. Make sure your phone is on vibrate / silent. This is so that you can get a call that you 'have to take' if the two of you have absolutely nothing in common. Your phone has to be on vibrate for two reasons: One, so you can fake getting a call so you can GTFO if things are going poorly. Two, and hopefully what will happen, is so that if you're having good time, a phone call doesn't interrupt your conversation. If you have a good time, DO CALL HER BACK / EMAIL FFS.

Good luck. :D
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:21 pm

The neighbors had their cars torched. Wow, that hasn't happened before in at least a decade.

Wonder what the heck happened for them to do that... scratch
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:56 pm

I was hair molested.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:03 pm

I, like, stayed up until 3 AM this morning waiting for a friend of mine to get on AIM so I could talk to her about stuff, but she didn't come. At about 3:30, I realized it was probably because she had a final today.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:53 pm

Jesus. wrote:
I was hair molested.
OHMAIGOD CAN I TOUCH YOUR HAIR
IT'S SO POOFY AND DIFFERENT FROM MINE
*touches it anyway before waiting for an answer*
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:52 am

I woke up, checked my email, and watched some infomercials.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:54 pm

Some guy named Yousef thats been messaging me randomly through broken (read: babelfish translated) english just answered my "Can i help you?" with "I search for the striking of marraige."

*flashes engagement ring*
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:24 am

At the wedding I went to, I was hair molested. "OH ITS SO LONG CAN I TOUCH IT" and then grabbed it before I could answer. I didn't mind too much, but still, annoying.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:59 am

"GURL LOOKIT CHOO. THIS IS REAL? OH MAH GAWD, YOU MUST USE A RELAXER OR A PERM OR SOMTHIN' CUZ IT'S SO SOFT AN' CURL~EH."

This one-sided conversation is guaranteed to occur at least once at my family reunion. Bonus points if they sniff it. It doesn't help that said woman who usually spazzes like this sounds like Lumpy Space Princess.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:11 pm

Why would they sniff it? O.o Trying to see if it smells like chemicals or something?
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