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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:24 pm

I think Book of Canon should be an artifact with the destroying as activated ability, good shit though.
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:35 pm

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ETA: Cyberwulf

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*SQUEEE* I love it!
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:06 pm

I'm prolly missing half of the fun because deck games never interested me, but what little I can fathom makes me laugh hard.
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:06 pm

I've made 50 cards so far...

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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:31 pm

LOL at the Ho!Moine. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:04 pm

These are great! I love mine. That's one of my favorite pictures of Tank Girl.
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:20 pm

Narwhal wrote:
These are great! I love mine. That's one of my favorite pictures of Tank Girl.
Yours is probably my favorite one.

You did an awesome job, Spotts.
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:56 pm

Last batch for tonight, friends!

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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:37 pm

OMFG. So much win in so few pages.

I don't suppose you can do one for GaijinGuy? I'd really appreciate it especially if you made his ability something useless and/or embarrassing. He's obsessed with Magic and Warhammer 40K right now.
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:29 pm

I don't really know the Magic game, though I get the general idea, but I'm really enjoying this thread. I particularly like Ho!Mione and "Sparkles".

I'm surprised you didn't make Harley though.
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:19 pm

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I think Book of Canon should be an artifact with the destroying as activated ability, good shit though.

I think you're right, so I changed it to an artifact.

Here's three more for tonight.

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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:36 pm

Kinda makes me wish I knew shit about Magic.
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:48 pm

Do me Spotts!
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:19 pm

Can I be a card too?
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:24 pm

I don't understand card games at all, but these are hilarious. :3 I almost wonder if I can request one too...
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:27 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:32 pm

Can I have one? Pretty pretty please? :3
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:37 pm

I want in on the thing that everyone else wants in on!
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:13 am

STOP BEING SUCH A SHEEP LYSANDER


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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:27 pm

Good stuff, although Psy-4, theweirdkind, and the sues are overpowered as all get out (Mary Sue would be a 4-of in every deck... or is that your point?)
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:00 pm

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Good stuff, although Psy-4, theweirdkind, and the sues are overpowered as all get out (Mary Sue would be a 4-of in every deck... or is that your point?)
How can you tell? scratch

I don't understand how these cards work.
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:00 pm

theweirdkind wrote:
How can you tell? scratch

I don't understand how these cards work.
Don't worry, you're just not as nerdy as you think you are. Let's see what I remember about this game.

Let's see here.

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See the bottom right corner? That's Strength/Toughness. (or Attack/Defense)

So if this card is attacked by card with Strength of 3+, it will be destroyed.

Now look to the top right. That's the mana cost to summon the card. All the symbol ones mean one mana of that type. The number means how much more mana you need, which could be any other type. So this card needs 3 mana, one of them has to be black. For comparison, real Magic cards with 4/3 black creatures require 4 cards at minimum. And they don't have any abilities.

The text lists the abilities. 'Fear' is self explanatory. When this card attacks, it can be only be defended from by another black (just look at the card colour) creature or artifact, otherwise damage is done directly. And players get 20 life points. Let that sink in.

'Regenerate' means that when this card is attacked(that is, the player assigned it as defense to a tougher card) and player payed (tapped) two black mana, it won't get destroyed. It pretty much can't be destroyed through brute force.

Now, your card

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Costs 4 mana, and has 5/4.

It has Double Strike. Double Strike fucks up the battle flow a bit, in that the two cards don't attack simultaneously. You deal 5 damage first, then you and the opponent attack simultaneously.

Example: Your card attacks a 10/5 creature without Double Strike or First Strike. Enemy card is destroyed.

Your card attacks a 3/7 creature without Double Strike or First Strike. Enemy card survives the first 5 damage (3/(7-5)), then it is destroyed(3/(2-5)) and you survive (5/(4-3)).

Your card attacks a 4/1 creature with First Strike. Both cards attack simultaneously and are destroyed.

Basically, the card can fuck up any creature with X/5- (where X can be infinity for all you care) without First Strike or any creature with 3-/10-.
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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:37 pm

saeku wrote:
Good stuff, although Psy-4, theweirdkind, and the sues are overpowered as all get out (Mary Sue would be a 4-of in every deck... or is that your point?)

Ah, grasshopper has learned the lesson.

Have a cookie!

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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:38 pm

>_>

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PostSubject: Re: Son Of The Return Of Magic Cards: Now In WGW Flavor!   Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:59 pm

I have absolutely no idea what the pic in mine would be...
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