The Perils of Agent Scully

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I hear it disturbed Unskilled to no end, so I am taking some special effort in bringing it here to disturb him some more snarking it.

Scientists have made bioengineered fuck-plants, and it's up to Dana and Scully to satiate its appetite for human females. That means this fic is extremely NWS. Your alarm bells should have gone off by now and if they haven't... prepare to have your soul crushed into a jar and jammed up someone's ass.


Oh, shit.

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As the red vine now had easy access to Scully's throat, it didn't hesitate to thrust in as deeply as it could, and began to slowly push in and out. Even as her throat was being violated, she noticed that the vine tasted very much like a humans penis.

"Son, that black eye'd go away faster if you ate a more balanced diet- penises are good for you."

"But father, I love it when mom makes fresh vagina for dinner."

"No buts, son."

"You eat nothing but vagina and look at how big and strong you are dad!"

"No, I wait until you're asleep- penis makes a neat midnight snack."

"But my bedtime is at eight-thirty..."

"Exactly."

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. The green vines that had been banging their heads against Dana's writhing body, began to ooze a green liquid.

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As the liquid touched the material of her shirt, the shirt began to dissolve. After a few more seconds, the green vines were ejaculating all over her breasts.

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The smaller vines thrust themselves into her vagina and began to open her up. As the thorns bit into her sensitive labia, tears sprang to her eyes.

I'm never looking at rose bushes the same way again.

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This vine had relatively small diameter, and easily entered into Dana's well lubricated passage.

See, there's one advantage of consuming nothing but McDonald's for a month.

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Another eye stalk hovered around her tits, directing the examination of them. A small, gray tentacle, very long, thin and sharp, approached Dana's nipple, and slowly began to push at a tiny hole that it found in the end of the engorged bud. Tears ran down Dana's face as the needle vine pushed it's way in.

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Another was inserted into her cunt, whilst a third was inserted up her ass. Rhythmically they began abusing Scully's body, and as a counter point, the thorny vines began to whip the white, tightly stretched skin of her buttocks, and across the small of her back.

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The hoses then bit into her flesh, which renewed her screams of pain. She could feel the hoses sucking, and she could feel something leaking from her nipples . "My God, I'm lactating!!" she thought, as thorn vines wrapped themselves around her huge orbs, and began to squeeze them, trying to force more milk into the 2 hoses. Slowly, as she was milked, her breasts slowly reduced in size.

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So saying he picked up one of Scully's tits and gave it a squeeze. Milk spurted from the nipple, which the guard licked. "Better get her to safety" he said laughing, as they took Dana to the Facility....

AAAAAARGH.
And she thought plants were her only worries.

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"She's given me a raging horn", he said to the other guard, "and with the fucking the Plant gave her, no one will know we've had a piece of the action." "Good idea" replied the other guard

I can't continue, you go ahead. I haven't been sick to my stomach in a long, long time.

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"She's given me a raging horn", he said

Ah, I've been considering posting this one. It's like if Celebrian and Agony and Pink had a horrible mutant baby. Trouble is, it's so fucking insane and tedious that it's hard to snark. You've done a lovely job, though<3

This fic is like a long, pointless meander through Gurochan, with occasional stops at /d/. It's like the author took down a list of front-page fetishes and tried to cram them all into one story.

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Doctor Kidman entered the room, and Nurse Parton
pushed in a large glass tank which looked liked it held a large mutated
slug. "Good morning Dana" said Doctor Kidman, "You'll be glad to here that
we will be releasing you soon, but first we must introduce you to your
new companion." Reaching into the tank, she pulled out a 2 foot long snake
like creature. Half of it's body looked exactly like a very thick human
penis, except it was covered in huge blue veins. In the middle of the body
was what looked like a scrotum, while the last half of the creature looked
like the segments of a worm, but were covered in hairs. "This creature
will be your guide." Continued Kidman, "As it has no eyes, it communicates
with you telepathically, and also uses this telepathy to enable it to utilize
your senses." Calling in the two guards, she tells them to open Scully's
legs. She then begins to insert the worm segmented half of the creature
into Dana's tight cunt. Scully could feel the creatures body inch it's
way deep into her, the hairs on it's body causing erotic sensations to
seep through her tight cunt. Once fully inserted, it looked like she had
foot long penis, and a pair of balls. In fact she looked like a she-male.

Word on the street is that this was the first draft of the Yeerk from Animorphs, before K.A. Applegate stopped hitting the E.

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Scully's
penis reacted immediately, becoming erect, blue veins bulging all over
the shaft. As Dana pulled back the foreskin, she felt an immediate need
to plunge it into Jane's tight virgin cunt. As the head of the penis began
to part Jane's cunt lips, Dana placed her hands on either side of Jane's
hips to gain extra leverage. As the huge purple head began inching into
her tight hole, Scully grimaced with the effort of forcing her tool into
such a confined space. Jane squealed as she was slowly speared on Dana's
huge phallus. "I just can't get it inside her, she's too tight!" she said
as she pulled her prick from Jane's cunt lips, "I need some lubrication."
Kidman handed Dana a tube of KY Jelly, which she used to grease up the
end of her penis, and most of the shaft.

KY: For all your alien rapist dickgirl needs! Man, they really dropped the ball there, going to all the trouble of engineering a dick creature and failing to make it self-lubricating. What kind of amateur dickgirl hour is this?

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As she pulled out her arm, a snake
was wrapped around it. Putting her arm near to Jane's swollen udder, the
snake unwound itself from Kidmans arm, and wound itself firmly around Jane's
tit. As the body of the snake tightened on her huge mammary, Jane screamed
as the hugely bloated udder was squeezed. The snake's tongue flicked out
at Jane's enflamed brown nipple, as milk dribbled from the end. Sensing
that milk was soon to be released, the snake opened it's jaw wide and bit
down hard on either side of her nipple. As the snakes fangs pierced Jane's
firm breasts, she screamed again, and tears ran down her face. Milk spurted
from the end of her nipple, as the snake's body seemed to ripple and created
a milking motion. Kidman reached back into the tank and pulled out another
snake, putting this one on Jane's other breast. Soon, milk was spurting
from both udder's, and the two jars were being filled by the herds latest
recruit.

Look, you can milk a cow, and you can milk a snake, but you can't milk a cow with a snake. It's like they fell asleep during one nature documentary, woke up in the middle of the next one, and tried to fit the two halves together.

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"Obviously, with a bovine such as this, her humiliation
must be extreme. What better way then to get a few of her former violent
rape case convicts to give her a good seeing to. Of course, we've modified
them so that their penises are at least a foot long when erect, extremely
thick, with amazing recuperative powers."

Why do I get the feeling PRED was on the mailing list for this one?

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"Nice pair of
buns" he said, as he pushed the stick into her ass. As her anal muscles
clenched with each shock, he had to push hard to force the baton in and
out of her body, loosening her tight sphincter muscles, "Need to get the
hole wide enough to take our dicks." he said, rotating the baton in a wide
circle. Tears streamed down Kay's face as the baton slowly widened her
ass hole, and the shocks from the tazers swept through her body. "Hey,"
said another guy," has anyone fucked a bitch whilst they were being shocked.
Let's give it a go!"

So...we have Eddie the Knife, Sammy "Wrench Face" McGee, and Baron Chuddlington III. Interesting selection.

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"I like my beef-burgers
well done." Kay said, as she placed 2 frying pans on the hobs, 1 for each
tit. Pouring in oil, she turned on the heat. Unzipping the fly on her suit,
she pulled out her penis, and, kneeling down behind Malgosia, pulled up
her skirt revealing her anus. Kay pushed her engorged prick up Malgosia's
ass hole. "Tight, but not too tight. I'd rest my arms for now, 'cause those
pans are gonna get mighty hot soon!" and, placing her hands on Malgosia's
hips began fucking. Malgosia listened to Kay, and lowered her tits into
the frying pans.

Out of the frying pan and into YOUR MOM. Gawd, this reminds me of those terrible black-and-white Western cannibalism pics you get on Gurochan sometimes.

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At the same time Jane was lifted from the floor,
and the vines spread her ankles. A huge tentacle sprung forward and drove
violently up her vagina, spearing straight into her womb. Tears ran down
Jane's face, as over and over the vine slammed into her young body. She
too was flipped onto her stomach and carried to the pig pen. As her breasts
dangled down, and the vines squeezed them violently, milk spurted out and
hit one of the piglets, which looked half starved. Another of the piglets
licked the fluid from it and at once started to chew and suck on one of
Jane's nipples. As the other piglets noticed this, they too tried to suck
on her nipples. Each piglet jostled and pulled on her nipples as they tried
to get some food. Some of the piglets chewed on the flesh trying to get
even more milk from her teats. With the violent thrusting of the vine in
her cunt, her tits swung violently as well, throwing some of the piglets
from the end of her nipple.

Oh, I haven't seen this variant of Pass the Pigs before. Must be house rules. Er...barn rules.

On and on and on and on...this thing could practically be a NaNo contender. Ugh.